It’s Time To Take Out The Trash

In the aftermath of the Connecticut shooting it seems like everybody is asking the same question. ” How do we stop these mass shootings? ” The truth is that we will never be able to stop them completely. Evil has been with us always. Evil will be with us always. We can however in my humble opinion curtail them severely. That solution is simple , so simple that The Higher Minds can’t conceive of it. Contrary to what those Higher Minds tell us the solution is not to disarm our law-abiding citizenry in the face of this onslaught of evil. The solution is simply to ” take out the trash “. My proposals in that regard are listed below.

1. ” If You Do The Crime You Do The Time ”

         I propose that we eliminate all plea deals for violent crimes except those that are within the parameters of the given crime. For instance if the crime committed calls for a sentence of 7 – 10 years than no plea deal shall be for a sentence of less than 7 years. No more immunity , no more supervised parole, no more reduced sentences for cooperation. You do the 7 years period!!.In short no more leniency. I further propose that the ” Diminished Capacity ” legal defense no longer be accepted as a valid defense by the legal system. If you are stupid enough to get high on drugs and murder somebody you should not be allowed to say that you committed the act because you were high on drugs and not in your right mind at the time. It’s time that these sorts of felons face adult sentences for adult crimes even if they behaved as stupid teenagers.

    2. ” Equal Before The Law “

           If Congress strips Americans of their Constitutionally protected right to bear arms then it should be for all Americans without exception. I will expect that no Congressperson will be allowed to have a weapon. I will also expect that all government buildings will no longer be protected by gun bearing troops or police just like the average American’s   schools , places of business , social gathering spots and homes. I will expect that the President will no longer have Secret Service protection. In short I will expect all of our leaders at every level and branch of government to be rendered as defenseless as the average everyday American John Q . Public. I would also expect this new policy to extend into all areas of life. For example if John Q. Public’s all over America are forced into Obamacare then I will expect all members of the government at every level and branch to also be enrolled unwillingly into Obamacare with zero exceptions. If some immigrants came to this country by following the procedures dictated by our laws then all prospective immigrants should be required to follow that procedure with zero exceptions !!!  If the average American is required to show a long form birth certificate for his child to play ball than all prospective candidates should be required to do the same before they are even allowed to get a nomination or secure certain positions within our government that require proof of Natural Born Citizen status.

   3.  “   A New War On Drugs “

      While I’m not ready to concede defeat in the current War On Drugs I am referring to a new and different  ” War On Drugs ” It’s way past time to ban or at the very least severely regulate prescription psychotropic drugs. The days of drugging people with mental health issues into quiet submission should end. I think there is plenty of evidence to prove that this is a counter – productive policy. Too many of these highly drugged folks with legitimate mental health problems are ticking time bombs. They are disasters waiting to happen. I further propose that mental health be funded at least as well as President Obama’s Brownshirt Youth Corps. Which group would you prefer your tax dollars fund? If we don’t have the money to do this then I propose that a Congress that has no compunctions about stripping my rights should have no compunction about declaring a National Emergency and forcing Psychiatrists and other mental health workers to care for these folks pro bono for 10 – 12 hours a week. I quite frankly do not care if this is a violation of Psychiatrists and mental health workers rights there  is a higher priority involved here. Our children are far more important than  any shrink’s financial well being. It’s time to get at the real root causes of mental illness.

  4. ” Enforce The Incitement To Violence Laws “

      I’m old enough to remember the days when if you incited anyone to violence against anyone you would get a knock on your door by the local constabulary and you would be warned — once!!  I think it’s time to get back to that policy. The next time anybody calls for murdering the President of the N.R.A. as happened three or four times this past week  they should receive that knock and warning posthaste. The second time they do it they should be seeing nothing but striped sunlight for a few years. The next time The Black Panthers make comments about ” killing Cracker babies ” they should receive that knock and warning. The next time some Liberal commentator makes a comment about killing Rush Limbaugh they should receive that knock. The next time The Gay Militant Terrorist Rabble And Their Enabling Hordes attack a church they should receive that knock. I think you get my drift. If we can use these sorts of laws to take down The Aryan Nation then we can use them to take down the people and groups on the other side of the political aisle that advocate for violence against their opponents.

5.  ” Put God Back In The Schools “

 In spite of what The Usurper In Chief says we are a Christian nation founded on Christian principles. Christianity is all American’s heritage even non Christians. Quite frankly non Christians should thank the founders daily for their foresight in seeing to it that American become a tolerant nation where everybody could worship as they choose freely. If they choose to get offended that those of us whose ancestors actually founded the country insist on our heritage being the preeminent one in American society I really don’t give a damn. The train , boat , bus or plane that brought them here can bring them back to their native lands.  I think the evidence that Godly societies have far fewer of these incidents becomes more clear with every new tragedy of this sort.

   There you have it Ladies and Gentlemen my five point plan for drastically reducing these incidents. I invite your comments.

Paul Stanner

Payback 2012 Is Gonna Be A BITCH Wing Fu : ” Thanksgiving ” Ch1.

Payback 2012 Is Gonna Be A BITCH Wing Fu : ” Thanksgiving ” Ch 1

Dear Readers :

     My favorite time of the year has come again. It’s Final Exam time in China. Wing Fu is shitting her drawers. Torturing my students is such delicious fun. You can run Wing Fu but you can’t hide from your American teacher. Payback is gonna be a BITCH Wing Fu. Brought to you from The People’s Republic Of China by your good friends at Laughing Commie Productions

Below are my student’s final exam topics and instructions. The videos of their performances are at the bottom of the article. Laughing Commie Productions hopes you enjoy the show.

Dear Students :

 

   Please be advised that your final exam will take place on the last two weeks of the semester. The topic is ” Thank You “. The instructions are below.

 

  This week in America we will be celebrating Thanksgiving. One of the customs of this holiday is for every member of the family to stand at the dinner table before eating dinner and tell all the other members what they are thankful for over the course of the previous year. This will be your assignment for your final exam. The instructions are below.

 

   You will tell your classmates about any contribution made by a ” lao wai ” { foreigner }  to China that you wish and you will thank that ” lao wai ” for his / her help. You will also watch one of the movies I’ve listed below and tell your classmates why these men’s contributions to the world were important to China and thank them for their sacrifices. If you choose to thank the contributions of the men in the movies only that will be fine. If you choose to thank the contributions of the men in the movies AND  a ” lao wai ” that you know of who made a great contribution to China that will be fine also.

 

   Pearl Harbor

 

   Saving Private Ryan

 

  Code Talkers

 

  The Telemark Raid

 

  The Flying Tigers

 

Nanjing

 

A little friendly advice here students. BEFORE you go around demanding apologies from people that you think did something to you it would be a good idea to thank the people that did something for you. It won’t be too much longer before they all pass into eternity. Once that happens you will not have a chance to say thank you personally to them. When  you get older you will regret that you didn’t seize the opportunity when you had it.

 

  I look forward to your presentations.

Allen

When They Came — !!

                                           

           When They Came — !!                  

When they came for the trade unionists I did nothing because I wasn’t a trade unionist.

When they came for the Gypsies I did nothing because I wasn’t a Gypsie.

When they came for the handicapped I did nothing because I was not handicapped.

When they came for the mentally ill I did nothing because I wasn’t mentally ill.

When they came for the Catholics I did nothing because I was not a Catholic.

When they came for the Constitutionalists I did nothing because I was not a Constitutionalist.

When they came for the veterans I did nothing because I was not a veteran.

When they came for the homeschoolers I did nothing because I was not a homeschooler.

When they came for the Jews I did nothing because I was not a Jew.

When they came for the TEA Party Patriots I did nothing because I was not a Tea Party Patriot.

When they came for the homosexuals I did nothing because I was not a homosexual.

When they came for the Liberals I did nothing because Liberals are too stupid to live. They got exactly what they deserved. It’s been six months now since that day and the world is a livable place again.

Your day is coming Liberals !!!

Deacon Jones And Father Callahan

        Deacon Jones  and Father Callahan

                                                                                                                                                         In a little more than two weeks America will have what is arguably the most important election in her history between one candidate that is constitutionally unqualified to even be allowed to run and the other candidate who has been a vicitm of the most vile , hateful , disgusting , and un-American discrimination I’ve ever witnessed. Sadly this discrimination is emanting from the very people that should best know better — Christians . If this candidate were a Jew enduring this sort of discrimination seven kinds of Hell would be breaking loose , if this candidate were a Muslim enduring this sort of discrimination there would be worldwide riots and CAIR would be suing everybody in sight , if this candidate were a Hindu or Buddhist the ACLU would be in court in seconds. Unfortunatley for this candidate he is a Mormon and thusly deemed by the vast majority of Christians and virtually all of the Drive By Media as not worthy of the traditional American sense of tolerance and fair play. It troubles me greatly that Christians and especially Catholics whose faith teaches them not to engage in this sort of behavior are such avid participants especially considering the assault they themselves are currently under. They are the last ones that should be casting stones. Yes yes I am aware of the Mormons history. It is indeed a checkered one. I am also aware of Jewish , Moslem and Christian history which is equally checkered. Do the Inquistion , The Naqba , The Holocaust , and Jihad ring a bell ? Many Jews , Moslems and Christians are still institutionally violently savage. When was the last time any of you heard The Mormon Church beating the war drums or slandering any other faith? Put aside your blind faith for a moment and think with your rational mind then answer me this question. Is Joseph Smith’s story really any less believable than a virgin birth and a son of God sacrificed for humaty’s sins then resurrected from the grave to sit at the right hand of God? Is Joseph Smith’s story any less believable than the Mahdi’s or Mohammed’s? Is Joseph Smith’s story any less believable than God giving Moses The Ten Commandments carved in stone or a one day supply of oil lasting for eight days? That is why it’s called faith. Mr. Romney has his and his discriminators have theirs. Who’s faith is the correct one is a question that will be answered in due course. When you alleged Christians that are slandering Mr. Romney’s faith now may be very uncomfortable come your Judgement Day. Were I you I’d give that some serious thought. Before you elect a Communist Usurping Jihad supporter to the highest office in the land and change America negatively for all time you might want to read the two stories below.

   In the early 80′s in a small New England town there was a small Catholic church that fell on hard financial times. Try as they might they could not seem to right their financial ship. They had fund raising bake sales , yard sales , raffles and carnivals. They prayed fervently for their church’s survival. They cut costs. They sold everything they had that was not of an essential nature. Nothing they tried worked. Just when the situation became the darkest God as she usually does stepped in. I’ve often said that God has a delicious sense of humor. How she solved this particualr problem was one of her all time best cosmic pranks. It also contains a lesson for us all. I picture God summoning Moroni for a chat. ” Moroni I would like your help with a problem. I have a flock that has fallen on hard financial times. They have also strayed from my teachings. I would like you to help them solve their financial problems and teach them a life lesson in the process.” ” It would be my pleasure Father.” replies Moroni. ” It will be resolved in one months time.”

    The Catholic Father is sitting in his rectory one day praying fervently for the financial salvation of his congregation perplexed as yet about how God is going to use him toward that end. A knock at the door interrupts his anguished state. ” Come in .” Good morning Father my name is ————— I am a Deacon at the local Mormon Temple. Word has come to us of your financial plight. We would like to help.” The Father sees a glimmer of hope but proceeds cautiously. ” What did you have in mind Sir.” ” A zero % interest loan. ” replies the Deacon. ” Well of course I’m interested Sir but I must ask one question. ” replies the Father. ” Please do. ” Why are you doing this? ” ” Because both congregations are Children Of God. We will not stand idly by while our brothers are having difficulty ” comes the reply. The deal is agrreed to and sealed with a handshake and without any fanfare. The Catholic congregation is saved. The loan was paid back in full and on time. The Father and Deacon beome fast friends as do their congregations. There are many inter-faith events held. The life lesson is taught. God does indeed work in mysterious ways and quite frequently with a Cosmically Divine sense of humor.

  Now I’m sure that many of you are saying to yourselves ” Well Stanner you’ve provided very few specifics of this story so how do we know it’s true? ” I would answer that the reason that there are no specifics is because the Mormons didn’t wish any recognition for doing the right Christian thing nor did they wish the Catholic congregation to be embarassed. Mormons you see have this strange idea that many alleged Christians do not have. They talk the talk AND walk the walk. They are not Kumbaya Christians. The only reason I even know about the story is because my Mormon relatives told me about it in the strictest of confidence in reply to a question I asked them about why Mormons only help other Mormons. I suppose that it’s entirely possible that they could be lying to me. God knows it wouldn’t be the first time a relative lied to me. I’m 100 % certain that many of you Kumbaya Christians probably the vast majority will do what you virtually always do and cast the first stone by looking for an ulterior motive on the part of the Mormons and by denigrating them at every chance. As for me I will do as my faith instructs and accept their generosity which I believe to this day was given in the true Christian spirit. I have no reason to do otherwise.

The patriarch of my Mormon relatives family lost his job in the early 80′s. He was a highly paid and skilled airplane mechanic who got Chronologically Stupid overnight. One day he had a good job and a thriving family and the next he didn’t and his family was suddenly in jeopardy. His thank you for fighting WW 2 was to be told that he was now too old to work and that his job was going to China. The family was in desperate shape. He and his wife took menial low paid jobs to keep the family afloat. They raided their savings account. They did everything they could to keep their family together. Being a proud man he did not tell anyone of his problems. He did not want help. Once again when things seemed their darkest God stepped to the plate. One day the Deacon from his Mormon Church came to his home and told him that he had heard of the difficulties his family was facing. A job was offered and accepted. Granted they could not pay him what he was making as an aircraft mechanic but it was more than enough for his family and it was secure , he could have it for the rest of his life. Mormons you see take care of their own. Once again that Christian belief that so bedevils the Kumbaya Christians. Talk the talk and walk the walk. How many Christians of other denominations are homeless? How many Christians of other denominations are fighting the Demons of drug and alcohol addictions alone? How many unwed Christian mothers of other denominations have no one to turn to? Where are the other Christian churches when their brothers and sisters need help? What are they doing for their congregants suffering from these afflictions ? The beat goes on and on and on and on ad infinitum.

The Mormons I’ve described in these two stories are the Mormons of today. Do not let your fear cause you to waste your vote. America may never recover if you do.

China Through D.D.’s Lens – Shenyang : China Has Hope.

Dear Friends :

This is D.D. speaking. Recently while in Shenyang , Liaoning Province , China on vacation I visited The Botanical Gardens where I happened to stumble upon the nice folks you see in the pics and vids below. They are a group of Chinese Christians on holiday in Shenyang. When they found out that I was an American Christian they regaled me with an a capella version of the Chinese Christian Hymn ” China Has Hope “. What a joy it was to listen to them and speak with them even though our time together was all to brief. China does indeed have hope thanks to folks like this.

I hope you enjoy the performance. To learn more about Christians in China click here.

Stay tuned folks there will be more , much more , coming about my trip to Shenyang.

China Has Hope from Lynne Slanner on Vimeo.

Who Says We Live In A Graceless Age ?




                                           Dear Friends                                                              

This is S.T. speaking. Assuming that you are of an Advanced Chronological state as am I or that you are a young person with class and taste who is concerned about the cultural rot infecting America as most of your elders are you probably believe as I and they do that we are currently living in a Graceless Age. I have good news for you though. Not everybody has succumbed to that insidious Hollywood influence.

Recently while on vacation in Shenyang , Liaoning Province , China I visited Beiling Park and stumbled upon the folks you see in the pics and vids below engaging in some truly classy culture. I hope you enjoy watching them being blissfully unaware of Hollywood. As for me I'll take Glenn Miller and Frank Sinatra over Kanye West EVERY time. Hell even the Rockers Of The 60's weren't stupid enough to partake in The Culture Of Death.

Stay tuned folks there will be more , much more , of my Shenyang trip coming sooon.

Hollywood Knights

BULLETIN !!! BULLETIN !!!

CNBC – Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. – The OTHER CNBC

Dateline : Hollywood , Ca. June 26 , 2012

CNBC has a scoop from the world of entertainment for you today Ladies and Gentleman. Earlier today Mr. Paul Stanner the C.E.O. and Chief Cook And Bottle Washer of Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. — The Oher CNBC announced that CNBC would be offering adult entertainment effective immediately. CNBC’s adult fare will be produced in conjunction with Buck Nekked Productions which is owned by adult film star John Henry “  Buck ” Nekked and his stunningly beautiful , bisexual and sizzling hot wife Holly ” The Electric Rose ” Hanson star of the adult film classics ” The Stairway To Heaven Hotel ” and ” Tex Likes Pie Too ” . CNBC , judging by Holly’s photo below is absolutley certain that ” Hollywood Knights ” is going to be a smash it. Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment. You really do not need to remind me every single time !!

The first offering of adult fare on CNBC will be a xxx rated talk show titled ” Hollywood Knights “  hosted by ” The Electric Rose ” herself.

Stay tuned folks this is going to get very interesting. Oh boy lots and lots of nekked Cracker women !!! Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment.

Reporting for CNBC from ” Tinsel Town ” Ca.  Michael ” Big Mic “  Testes

Flour to the Crackers.

We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers!!

P.S. : Remember Crackers to be considered Buck Nekked you must take your socks off too.