Arizona Courthouse Attacked By Mexicans
July 24, 2010 2 Comments
BULLETIN !!! BULLETIN !!!
Cracker News Broadcasting Corp — The Other C.N.B
C.N.B.C. reporters at the Az. court house where the Az. Immigration Hearings are being held report that The Frito Bandito 
and His Posse of Mexican Badasses have attacked the courthouse and kidnapped the judge.
Sheriff Joe has called in the superhero and all around Champion of the People Zorro for help and they are hot on the trail of this nefarious gang.
Stay tuned to CNBC for further details as they emerge.
Reporting live for CNBC Consuelo Magarita Narrezz Perez Spicy Nacho
Flour to the Crackers ! We SHALL bake!
Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers.
Inspiration for this story came from Cracker Susan Hill
Keep on Crackering Cracker Susan!!! lol
Just follow the trail of taco bell wrappers…
Dear Inspector :
I’ll have Cracker Hopkins notify Sheriff Joe that you have been assigned to the case. lol