NOT In MY Bistro !!! C’est La Guerre !!!

Breaking News !!! Breaking News !!! Breaking News !!!

Dateline Paris , France March 23 , 2011 Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. — The OTHER CNBC

Reliable sources have informed us that Paris is under attack by Libyan Forces. As we speak The Bedouin Batallions, Camel Cavalry Divison , are marching down the Champs Elysse in full shade and meeting no resistance. Moamar Gadafi is said to be lunching on hummus and goat cheese at a local Bistro while preparing to accept the unconditional French surrender. The chef at this bistro, Mssr. Jean – Phillipe Degas , is distraught over being forced to make such non French food. C’est la guerre he shouted indignantly !!!!RESIST!!! RESIST !!! mes ami. Chefs all over France have accepted the challenge. Our reporters tell us that you can hear the rattle and hum of saute pans all over France being raised in defiance of the Camel Jockeys of The Bedouin Batallions. The French Army meanwhile has done what they always  do so very well. They have surrendered unconditionally , quoted the Geneva Convention’s Rules On The Treatment Of P.O.W.’s and asked for lunch.

General Claude DeChutzpah , the leader of the French Resistance Forces and his 12 conscripts have gone into hiding somewhere in the S.W. of France. Sources inform us that Gen. DeChutzpah has been quoted as saying the following ” Mon Dieu !!! Hummus and goat cheese being served at the Champs Elyssee Bistros !!! C’est la guerre !!!Pierre call Washington and London  — QUICKLY !!!

President Obama upon being informed of the dire situation of the French chuckled and  took a five minute break from his golf game to dispatch a troop of Cub Scouts from Hackensack  , N.J. to deal with the problem. CNBC wonders if this incident will be part of the itinerary for the next installment of President Obama’s World Apology Tour?

Prime Minister David Cameron of The United Kingdom when informed of the French predicament invoked his right to indulge in the British National Custom as regards the French. He ignored them totally and completely as the British are wont to do.

President Hu JinTao of The People’s Republic Of China when asked for comment by the foreign press had the following comment. ” The Chinese National Goal is to construct a ” Harmonious Society “. We support that lofty goal for all nations of the world. We strongly urge all parties involved to convene a meeting at The United Nations for talks. “

If there is anybody more useless in these conflicts than the French it is the Chinese. Now you knew I wasn’t going to let you get away without making at least one editorial comment. lol

Not to worry readers the Cub Scouts will take care of the problem. France WILL be saved by the Americans YET AGAIN !!!!

Reporting Live from Paris , France  for CNBC Marie Michelle Montcalme.

Please note that ABSOLUTELY ZERO Cub Scouts were harmed in the writing of this story. The Bedouin Battallions on the other hand were  TERMINATED WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE !!

THAT will teach them to mess with The Cub Scouts From Da ‘ Hood.

Flour  to the Crackers !!! We SHALL bake .

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!

 

Chinese Gypsies In The Palace { Episodes 30 – 47 }

Ladies and Gentlemen CNBC’s Entertainment Division , Honey Graham Productions , is pleased to present Episodes 30 – 47 of that continuing Chinese Saga ” Gypsies In The Palace “. We hope you enjoy them.

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Ladies and Gentlemen CNBC’s Entertainment Division is pleased to present Episodes 15 -2 4 of the continuing Chinese Saga of ” Chinese Gypsies In The Palace ” . We hope you enjoy them.

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Ladies and Gentlemen CNBC’s Entertainment Division is now pleased to present Episodes 5 – 14 of the continuing Chinese Saga of ” Chinese Gypsies In The Palace”. We hope you enjoy them.

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Ladies and Gentlemen Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. — The OTHER CNBC , Entertainment’s Division is pleased to present Episode 4 in the continuing Chinese Saga of ” Chinese Gypsies In The Palace ” . We hope you enjoy it.

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Dear Readers :

Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. — The OTHER CNBC is proud to present  Episode 3 of the Chinese Saga ” Chinese Gypsies In The Palace.” We hope you enjoy it.

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Dear Readers :

Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. — The OTHER CNBC is pleased to announce that we will now be carrying entertainment programming. Our first program aired earlier today in the form of a BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN. We now present Ch.2 in the Chinese saga ” Chinese Gypsies In The Palace .”

These are my students presenting their interpretations of their first lesson of the semester whcih was based on the Jimmy Buffet song ” Gypsies In The Palace ” . We hope you get a chuckle. lol

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BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

Dateline : Changchun Jilin Province China

A Cracker American teacher was shocked to discover that there were Chinese Gypsies In His Classroom today. He didn’t realize that China had Gypsies.

These are my students doing their first presentation of the semester which was based on the Jimmy Buffett song ” Gypsies In The Palace ”

See Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. — The OTHER CNBC brings you entertainment too. We hope you enjoy our entertainment programming.

Reporting for CNBC from Changchun , China Wu Fang ” Gypsie ” Meigui

This video is dediacted to Queen Yes Dear because she desperately needs a chuckle. Here’s looking at you Q.Y.D.

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The George Bush Fault

BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

Dateline : Philadelphia , Pa. March 11 , 2011  CNBC  {Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. – The OTHER CNBC

{Updated on Aug. 23 , 2011}

Perhaps The Cute Brown Kitties A.K.A. The New Black Panther Party were right all along. The story below was originally written on March 11, 2011. Could it be that in view of what has happened today that as a very famous  Black Agitator has so eloquently said our ” chickens are coming home to roost?”  DAMN that George Bush !!!

Clarence ” Trashmouth ” Hankins , The Director of Communications for The Cute Brown Kitties A.K.A. The New Black Panther Party in conjunction with the usual Rogues Gallery of Poverty Pimps Minister ” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan of The Nation Of Islam , The Reverend Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton  of Operation PUSH, The Rev. Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson of The Rainbow Coalition , Mr. Ben Envious of The N.A.A.C.P. ,  and Morris ” Suspicious Minds ” Dees of The Southern Poverty Law Center have just announced a law suit against the U.S. Geological Society ,The U.S. Government and George Bush. The basis of the suit is that the above mentioned people and entities have known for twenty years of the impending doom that struck Japan yesterday and offered no warning to anybody. It would seem that these folks believe that Mr. Bush’s twisted sense of humor caused him to name an earthquake fault that was discovered by the U.S. Geological Society on the very day of his first inauguration and kept form the general public for all these years ” The George Bush Fault .”   Mr. Clarence “  Trashmouth ” Hankins acting as the spokesman for the group offered the following comment. ” These racist Crackas have known of this impending disaster for years and have been engaged in a racist plot to decimate the Noble People of The Great And Just Panther Nation and all other people of color. We stand in solidarity with our Yellow Brothers against this insidious racist plot.” In a twist on a Golden Oldie from past days Mr. Hankins continued by saying ” In came the Bush tide and people died. ” Let’s just say that Mr. Hankins is in no immediate danger of becoming a song or slogan writer any time soon. Yes yes I know — ” Editorial comment. } lol Here is another one. CNBC wonders what Universe these folks hail from? lol Paranoia strikes deep Kitty’s. Into your life it will creep. lol

Mr. Takahishi Watanabe the official spokesman of the Japanese Government when asked for a comment by CNBC replied as follows. ” Keek wook hai singeruee man shoi ” which loosely translated means ” Who the Hell is this Dumbass? “

Stay tuned to CNBC for further developments in this story as they break

Reporting from Philadelphia . Pennsylvania for CNBC  Jean- Pierre ” Shakes ” LaPointe

Flour to the Crackers. We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers

I Fought The Law And The Law Won

Breaking News !!! Breaking News !!! Breaking News !!!

Dateline : Stamford , Ct. March 4 , 2011 CNBC { Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. — The OTHER CNBC }

CNBC has a  huge scoop for our readers today from the world of entertainment. Reliable sources inform us that The World Wrestling Entertainment show biz juggernaut will be signing the Sargeant – At – Arms of The Wisconsin Legislature and his police force to a contract. The Sargeant – At – Arms’s character will be known as Johnnie Law and his police force will be known as The Union Busters.

W.W.E.’s plans call for a Battle Royal pitting Johnny Law and the Union Busters against the House Hippies A.K.A. the Democratic legislators who are currently in hiding in Illinois to take place at the Wisconsin Statehouse in Madison on Tax Day April 15 , 2011.

Now who says there is no good entertainment?? lol Seeing The elected juvenile delinquents known as The House Hippies get their clocks cleaned by Johnny Law and his boys would be the highest entertainment in my opinion. CNBC thinks America owes Vince McMahon a big thank you. Keep up the good work Vince. We can’t wait to see what’s next.

Reporting from Stamford , Ct. for CNBC  Vince ” Big House ” Del Baggio

Flour to the people !! We SHALL bake !!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers!!