The Kracker Barrel Awards : ” Moonglow ” By Anastasia Of The Lake

Dear Readers :

 While the management of The C.I.A. { Crackers In Action } believes that the fact that Mr. Paul Stanner is the most muti - talented Kracker in the Krackerverse we do recognize that he is not the only talented Kracker in the Krackerverse so consequently we will feature what we feel are deserving efforts by our Kracker Brethern and Sisthren whenever their efforts strike us as worthy of a little recognition. The only reward these Krackers will get from this is a Cracker Salute and what little recognition exposure on this site brings. Hey hey Krackers I don’t want to hear your pissing and moaning we are living on Kracker Krumbs here !! Take the recognition such as it is and be happy.  

Today we bring you a charming poem by Anastasia Of The Lake entitled ” Moonglow “.

            

  ” Moonglow”

Staring out the window on a cold and bitter night, she saw the moon bathed in a special glow. She thought how beautiful a sight, such splendor and so bold. The house was still; nights rest. But she stood alone watching the moon as she showed off her best.  Poems and songs have given rise to her glow, sharing in the splendor of the moons charms; enfolding many lovers into each other. Many a lover over centurys past; have been blessed with moonglow; when they at last they gazed at each other in passions thro; a love most surely to behold. Her spell she does cast onto others is waiting for you. So hurry at moonglow to find your love, and make haste to melt fast into each other; as most assuredly moonglow will in this, ‘The Moonglow.’ Dont waste a moment when she is at her best; for most surely you will be blessed.

 

Well done Anastasia.Your charm is exceeded only by your beauty. Are you somebody’s Queen? Reach in the Kracker Barrel Your Majesty and help yourself , grab a glas of milk, take your shoes off and set a spell.

 Flour To The Krackers !!! We SHALL bake !!!

  Now go spread your Krumbs around Krackers !!

Guangzhou : It Ain’t Over Until The Fat Lady Sings!! { Pay Attention Paoloa and Rudolph}

Dear Friends :

Guandong Opera is very imprtant in Chinesee culture. D.D., Cam , Fred and I just happened to be walking by when the local Shamian Island Guangdong Opera Co. was giving a free outdoor performance. I don’t think Puccini or Verde has nuch to worry about. We hope you enjoy the show.

Eat your heart out Sanatana !! lol

Fat Lady Sings In Guangzhou Feb. 2011 1

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Chinese Gypsies In The Palace { Ch. 5 – 8 }

Laughing Commie Productions

{ Yet another thread of “Tales From The Land Of Chairman Mao’s Miracle” }

Dear Friends :

Laughing Commie Productions , a subsidiary of Bea Wildered Enterprises , in conjunction with Queen Yes Dear Productions and The Chinese Educational Broadcasting Sytem is pleased to present another episode of ” Spaced Teacher’s Classroom “. In this episode our intrepid American Hero , Spaced Teacher , assigns his class to produce an original skit. This episode is entitled ” Chinese Gypsies In The Palace ” and is based upon the musings of the same title by the great American philosopher , raconteur and all around ne’er do well James Buffett.

Directed by : The Great Spielberg Chan

Produced By : Queen Yes Dear

Videography by : Spaced Teacher

Written by and starring Spaced Teacher’s students.

A supporting cast of a few courageous students

We hope you enjoy the show.

Please remember to support your local Troupe Of Laughing Commies.

Gypsies In The Palace Episode 5

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Gypsies In The Palace Episode 6

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Gypsies In The Palace Episode 7

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Gypsies In The Palace Episode 8

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Chairman Mao Liked Mickey Mouse ??

Dear Readers :

While the management of The C.I.A. { Crackers In Action } believes that the fact that Mr. Paul Stanner is the most muti - talented Kracker in the Krackerverse we do recognize that he is not the only talented Kracker in the Krackerverse so consequently we will feature what we feel are deserving efforts by our Kracker Brethern and Sisthren whenever their efforts strike us as worthy of a little recognition. The only reward these Krackers will get from this is a Cracker Salute and what little recognition exposure on this site brings. Hey hey Krackers I don’t want to hear your pissing and moaning we are living on Kracker Krumbs here !! Take the recognition such as it is and be happy!!

Today we bring you a couple of   enchanting photos by  Paul Stanner entitled ” Chairman Mao Liked Mickey Mouse “. We’re sure you’ll find them as compelling as we did. For those of you that don’t know Mr. Stanner has been teaching Englsih at Chinese universities for the last ten years. We recently caught up with him in cyberspace and asked for a comment regarding these photos. Mr. Stanner replied thusly : ” I find it interesting that the Chinese people are shackled by the most repressive regime on Earth and yet they can maintain a Disney sense of imaigination and enchantment. I can only assume that for some unkown reason Chairman Mao liked Mickey Mouse. It’s probably for the same reason mass murderers raise orchids and keeep hundreds of cats.” Enjoy these photos taken in Guangzhou , China’s parks Krackers.

Intriguing and imaginative photos Paul. Well done. Reach in the Kracker Barrel Sir and help yourself, grab a pepsi , take your shoes off and set a spell.

Flour To The Krackers !!! We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your Krumbs around Krackers !!

The Kracker Barrel Awards : ” Looking For Jesus ” By Jason Lantz

Dear Readers :

While the management of The C.I.A. { Crackers In Action } believes that the fact that Mr. Paul Stanner is the most muti - talented Kracker in the Krackerverse we do recognize that he is not the only talented Kracker in the Krackerverse so consequently we will feature what we feel are deserving efforts by our Kracker Brethern and Sisthren whenever their efforts strike us as worthy of a little recognition. The only reward these Krackers will get from this is a Cracker Salute and what little recognition exposure on this site brings. Hey hey Krackers I don’t want to hear your pissing and moaning we are living on Kracker Krumbs here !! Take the recognition such as it is and be happy!!

Today we bring you a series of  compelling photos by Jasonj Lantz entitled ” Looking For Jesus “. We’re sure you’ll find them as compelling as we did.

Powerful photos Jeff. Well done. Reach in the Kracker Barrel Sir and help yourself, grab a pepsi , take your shoes off and set a spell.

Flour To The Krackers !!! We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your Krumbs around Krackers !!

Oh My What A BIG Hose You Have

Dear Readers :

While the management of The C.I.A. { Crackers In Action } believes that the fact that Mr. Paul Stanner is the most muti - talented Kracker in the Krackerverse we do recognize that he is not the only talented Kracker in the Krackerverse so consequently we will feature what we feel are deserving efforts by our Kracker Brethern and Sisthren whenever their efforts strike us as worthy of a little recognition. The only reward these Krackers will get from this is a Cracker Salute and what little recognition exposure on this site brings. Hey hey Krackers I don’t want to hear your pissing and moaning we are living on Kracker Krumbs here !! Take the recognition such as it is and be happy!!

Today we bring you an amusing photo by Paul Stanner entitled ” Oh My What A BIG Hose You Have” . We’re sure you’ll find it as amusing as we did.

An amusing photo Paul. I guess all those rumors about the Chinese having no sense of humor aren’t true. lo Reach in the Kracker Barrel Sir and help yourself, grab a pepsi , take your shoes off and set a spell.

Flour To The Krackers !!! We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your Krumbs around Krackers !!

The Kracker Barel Awards : ” My Mother’s Desk ” By Esther Ferencz

Dear Readers :

While the management of The C.I.A. { Crackers In Action } believes that the fact that Mr. Paul Stanner is the most muti - talented Kracker in the Krackerverse we do recognize that he is not the only talented Kracker in the Krackerverse so consequently we will feature what we feel are deserving efforts by our Kracker Brethern and Sisthren whenever their efforts strike us as worthy of a little recognition. The only reward these Krackers will get from this is a Cracker Salute and what little recognition exposure on this site brings. Hey hey Krackers I don’t want to hear your pissing and moaning we are living on Kracker Krumbs here !! Take the recognition such as it is and be happy!!

Today we bring you an essay by Queen Yes Dear entitled ” My Mother’s Desk”. We’re sure you’ll enjoy it as much as we did.

Queen Yes Dear

” My Mother’s Desk ” By Queen Yes Dear

This lovely desk may be just junk to some but to me it is so much more. It’s not
an elegant piece , in fact its makings are of just an old
style wood that is not as sturdy as one might think.

This desk was my mother’s. The date of it’s purchase is unknown to me. She had a charm of knowing just when to make such a purchase as this. Her eye for detail coupled with her sense of simple elegance led to some interesting art and furnishings in our home.

No matter the history of Mom’s desk it is now mine. There is not a moment when I sit and write, that I don’t see mom’s bright smile. She and I, daughter and mom  had our share of fighting as only two strong and same willed women could.

As a teen I knew I drove her mad. She once  said I was so dramatic I would most surely win the Academy Award for best dramatic actress. We quarreled and fought but all for naught.

As my mother and I were not to be apart. She gave and she loved with all of her heart.

She lifted me up when I  hurt and thought surely I would die. The best place to be at these sorrowful times found me most surely in her arms when hurt I could not bear.

Some folks may have said I was not the best to my mom and maybe they are partly right since I was just a hothead who fought her at every turn. Some folks would say I am very much like her.

No one knew the real love my mom and I did share. It was so deep, even today I sometimes still weep. She was an “angel”, and given just to me. I shared her with my brother, my dad, and all her family whom she loved dearly.

So now I have her desk since she left this earth. I make sure she is always there , with her old Kodak Brownie camera and pictures she loved. Poems that she wrote, with a heart so true, tender  filled with so much love.

I have made her desk a fancy place to look upon and love, and when my time is done I pray the one who gets this desk, will keep the love it holds, sit at it and write feeling the love that only this piece of old wood can unfold. Secret treasures of the two women, who sat at this desk passed into the future for  someone new to behold.

~~ With A Daughters Love~~~

Queen Yes Dear

A touching story Ma’am. Reach in the Kracker Barrel Queen Yes Dear and help yourself, grab a pepsi , take your shoes off and set a spell.

Flour To The Krackers !!! We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your Krumbs around Krackers !!

The Cracker Barrell Awards : ” All Aboard ” By Morgan Abbou

Dear Readers :

    While the management of The C.I.A. { Crackers In Action } believes that the fact that Mr. Paul Stanner is the most muti - talented Kracker  in the Krackerverse we do recognize that he is not the only talented Kracker in the Krackerverse so consequently we will feature what we feel are deserving efforts by our Kracker Brethern and Sisthren whenever their efforts strike us as worthy of a little recognition. The only reward these Krackers will get from this is a Cracker Salute and what little recognition exposure on this site brings. Hey hey Krackers I don’t want to hear your pissing and moaning we are living on Kracker Krumbs here !! Take the recognition such as it is and be happy!!

Today we bring you what we think is a fantastic photo. This photo was shot by Morgan Abbou and is titled ” All Aboard “ Well done Morgan. A BIG Cracker Salute to you. Keep up the good work. We love the image made by the reflection in the water.

          Reach in the Kracker Barrel Morgan and help yourself, grab a pepsi , take your shoes off and set a spell.

Flour To The Krackers !!! We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your Krumbs around Krackers !!