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Trayvon Trouble : Knoxville , Tn.
By Paul Stanner
CNBC regretfully announces new programming to it’s line - up today. In our new addition ” Trayvon Trouble ” we will focus on the stories of The Unfashionable Victims of Organized Black Thuggery all over the country. We would dearly like not to have to provide this program but unfortunately since The Drive By Media refuses to cover them and since The Progressive / Liberal Powers That Be will not prosecute them as vigorously or fight the root causes as zealously as the more P.C. crimes because these stories conflict with their world views and political goals we feel that we must provide the forum. ” Trayvon Troubles ” will continue as part of our programming line – up until such time as we feel that the ” Men Of God ” such as ” Rev” Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton , ” Rev . ” Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson , ” Rev. ” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan and the rest of their ilk involved in our time’s version 0f ” The Civil Rights Movement ” that foment this thuggery get the freaking message and until such time as the above mentioned can show as much compassion for these victims as they do for a juvenile delinquent who met an unfortunate demise as a result at least partly of his own stupidity. Since it’s been shown time and again over the last fourty years that these folks are just too damn stupid to grasp the elemental concepts of honor , fair play , and personal responsibility we expect a long and vicious battle. We are confident of ultimate victory though. Americans of all races are awakening to the true nature of these folks. It’s a new day Poverty Pimps no longer will us Crackers cower in fear at the threat of being called a racist by one of you. Let the games begin.
Todays victims of ” Tayvon Trouble ” are Channon Christian and Chris Newsome of Knoxville , Tn. Channon and Chris were two White teeangers who were both raped , murdered and tortured by a gang of Black Thugs in Knoxville , Tn. In a particularly nasty twist one member of this gang was a woman. Isn’t it nice to know that gender and racial equity has arrived in the field of thuggery? CNBC is absolutely certain that The Drive By Media and The Poverty Pimps will portray these vermin as ” iced tea and skittles ” kind of kids. Some things never change !!
March 28, 2012 1 Comment
The Radical Priest Came To Get Me Released
It was not so long ago that Chruch Elders had the good sense not to allow their churches to be manipulated into prostituting themselves in such an obvious fashion as to allow their parishioners to wear such a well known gang status symbol as the ” hoodie ” to a memorial service for the enrichment of such loathsome characters as ” Rev. ” Al ” Tawana ” Shaprton and his Rogues Gallery Of Ludicrous Litigants , ” Rev ” Jessie ” Hymietown ” Jackson , ” Rev.” ” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan , Mr. Morriss ” Money Man ” Dees , Mr. Ben Envious and the other assorted racial hucksters of today’s ” Civil Rights ” Movement and the gorification of a juvenile delinquent at best. In my day the local church priest or minister would have put a stop to this rush to judgment before it even got started. Nowadays church ” elders ” not only encourage it enthusiastically but participate in it joyfully and willingly make a buck off of it. What a thoroughly disgusting display. I wonder what Jesus would have to say about this ? Dr. King is turning over in his grave no doubt.
It was also not so long ago that our elected leaders actually had the best interest of the whole country at heart . Were they to engage in the sort of behavior that these political ” leaders ” pictured below are engaging in the wrath of the voters would have taken care of the problem forthwith. How far we’ve fallen in 70 short years !!! These folks should be ashamed of themselves. If you want to know what’s wrong with the Black community you need look no further than this picture. The vast majority of Black people however are not willing to look realisitically at the root cause of their problems. It’s just so much easier to bitch , piss , moan whine , complain and blame Whitey for all of your problems. The alternative afterall requires real courage.
If militant Black racist people want to go wearing their ” hoodies ” at memorial services where juvenile delinquents are glorified then the next time some skinhead dies and a memorial service is held where skinheads wear their regalia I do not want to hear how offended Black people are. If Black militant racists such as Rev. Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton want to march through neighborhoods wearing their Malcolm X , Marcus Garvey and Che Guevara clothing and waving their ” National ” flags then I don’t want to hear about their offense when Confederates march carrying The Stars and Bars and wearing their Jefferson Davis clothing. If militant Blacks such as The New Black Panter Party want to march through neighborhoods where they are not wanted spouting their message of hate , racism , murder and mayhem then I do not want to hear about Black people’s offense when the Nazis march through their neighborhoodds doing the same. The difference between all of these above mentioned Black groups and the KKK is very similar to the difference between Third Grade and Harvard — razor thin. They really are just two sides of the same coin.
Sunday there will be a memorial service for Trayvon Martin. I’m sure that all the usual assortment of Libs / Progressives and Black Militiant malcontents will be there gorging themselves in their usual feeding frenzy of misplaced compassion. CNBC will NOT be there. We will be spending the day in prayer for all of the less fashionable victims of the murder and mayhem so reflective of the policies of the day such as the Knoxville , Tn teenagers that were murederd raped and tortured by a group of black thugs in Knoxville , Tn. , Allen Coon who is a 13 year old White kid that was set on fire by Black thugs in K.C. Mo. , the young White man that was just recently killed by three Black thugs at the University of Missippi , the White girl that was badly beaten and bullied by Black thugs in Manchester , N.H. There are far too many of these unfashionable victims to be mentioned individually but reast assured CNBC will be praying for all of them. How nice it would be to hear our President , or Rev. Al , Rev Jessie or some other Black leader eulogize them on equal terms as Trayvon Martin. I think we all know when that will happen. I have no doubt however that a few Black folks of good fellowship will indeed have these victims in their prayers. Their actions are the seed of the real ” Hope and Change “.
CNBC hopes that you will all be joining us in a day of prayer for these victims. Nobody wins in a tragedy. Such is the human condition. And the beat goes on and on and on and on ad infinitum.
In Memoriam of all The Unfashionable Victims
March 19, 2012 3 Comments
By Paul Stanner
Friends I come to you today seeking your prayers. There has been an unfortunate turn of events in my family. My lover of 25 years has left me for another. Please pray for my family that has been so savaged by divorce. For the sordid details of our split please click here. I’m so sick of these sooth talking well dressed types with their money and connections destroying families just for fun!!
We were together for 25 years and it was such a delicious love affair. Whenever we were together it was a sensual delight. Alas however the currents of life carried us in different directions. One more charming than I stole my lover. Rest assured folks that life goes on and so will I. In the words of The Cowboy Poet Marshall Tucker ” Just as soon as I’m in the arms of another I’m going to forget all about you. “
Now if you’ll excuse me I have a date with my potential new lover. Her name is Haagen Daz Rum Raisin.
I pray that none of my Cracker family or friends ever have to suffer the pain of losing their beloved Cherry Garcia but if those dire circumstnaces befall you I suggest that you climb right back up on the horse and march down to 7 – 11 and buy some Haagen Daz Rum Raisin. She’ll ease your pain. Soon you’ll forget all about Cherry Garcia. Trust me I know.
Flour to the Crackers !! We SHALL bake !!
Now go spread your rum raisin around Crackers !!
March 14, 2012 2 Comments