Trayvon Trouble : Minneapolis , Mn. { # 2 }

Trayvon Trouble : Minneapolis , Mn.

By Paul Stanner

CNBC regretfully announces new programming to it’s line – up today. In our new addition ” Trayvon Trouble ” we will focus on the stories of The Unfashionable Victims of Organized Black Thuggery all over the country. We would dearly like not to have to provide this program but unfortunately since The Drive By Media refuses to cover them and since The Progressive / Liberal Powers That Be will not prosecute them as vigorously or fight the root causes as zealously as the more P.C. crimes because these stories conflict with their world views and political goals we feel that we must provide the forum. ” Trayvon Troubles ” will continue as part of our programming line – up until such time as we feel that the ” Men Of God ” such as ” Rev” Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton , ” Rev . ” Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson , ” Rev. ” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan and the rest of their ilk involved in our time’s version 0f ” The Civil Rights Movement ” that foment this thuggery get the freaking message and until such time as the above mentioned can show as much compassion for these victims as they do for a juvenile delinquent who met an unfortunate demise as a result at least partly of his own stupidity. Since it’s been shown time and again over the last fourty years that these folks are just too damn stupid to grasp the elemental concepts of honor , fair play , and personal responsibility we expect a long and vicious battle. We are confident of ultimate victory though. Americans of all races are awakening to the true nature of these folks. It’s a new day Poverty Pimps no longer will us Crackers cower in fear at the threat of being called a racist by one of you. Let the games begin.

Today’s victims of Trayvon Trouble come to us from Minneapolis Mn. The case involves a pack of young Black Gangsta Wannabe Flash Mobbers on bicyles that were terrorizing White people at random soley for being White. Nmerous White folks were seriously hurt and some were extremely seriously hurt. CNBC wishes that we could report that the Revs. Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton , Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson , ” Calypso Louis Farrakhan , President Barry Soetero , The NAACP or any Black leader of prominence expressed their outrage at this heinous crime but we can’t. This crime is just not politically fashionable enough for the above mentioned to make money on or maintain their profiles in the national media. CNBC advises that nobody hold their breaths waiting for the above mentioned to give a damn about these victims. Satan will have a lemonade stand in Hell before The Unfashionable Victims get some attention from our ” leaders “. There are only so many tears and so much compassion to go around and all of the above mentioned spend their’s ONLY on The Melanin Enhanced people of America.

In Memoriam

 

Trayvon Trouble : West Philadelphia , Pa.

Trayvon Trouble : West Philadelphia , Pa. By Paul Stanner CNBC regretfully announces new programming to it’s line – up today. In our new addition ” Trayvon Trouble ” we will focus on the stories of The Unfashionable Victims of Organized Black Thuggery all over the country. We would dearly like not to have to provide this program but unfortunately since The Drive By Media refuses to cover them and since The Progressive / Liberal Powers That Be will not prosecute them as vigorously or fight the root causes as zealously as the more P.C. crimes because these stories conflict with their world views and political goals we feel that we must provide the forum. ” Trayvon Troubles ” will continue as part of our programming line – up until such time as we feel that the ” Men Of God ” such as ” Rev” Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton , ” Rev . ” Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson , ” Rev. ” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan and the rest of their ilk involved in our time’s version 0f ” The Civil Rights Movement ” that foment this thuggery get the freaking message and until such time as the above mentioned can show as much compassion for these victims as they do for a juvenile delinquent who met an unfortunate demise as a result at least partly of his own stupidity. Since it’s been shown time and again over the last fourty years that these folks are just too damn stupid to grasp the elemental concepts of honor , fair play , and personal responsibility we expect a long and vicious battle. We are confident of ultimate victory though. Americans of all races are awakening to the true nature of these folks. It’s a new day Poverty Pimps no longer will us Crackers cower in fear at the threat of being called a racist by one of you. Let the games begin. Today’s victims of Trayvon Trouble come to us from West Philadelphia , Pa. The case involves a young Black Gangsta Wannabe that murdered a young White woman and abused her corpse. CNBC wishes that we could report that the Revs. Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton , Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson , ” Calypso Louis Farrakhan , President Barry Soetero , The NAACP or any Black leader of prominence expressed their outrage at this heinous crime but we can’t. This crime is just not politically fashionable enough for the above mentioned to make money on or maintain their profiles in the national media. CNBC advises that nobody hold their breaths waiting for the above mentioned to give a damn about these victims. Satan will have a lemonade stand in Hell before The Unfashionable Victims get some attention from our ” leaders “. There are only so many tears and so much compassion to go around and all of the above mentioned spend their’s ONLY on The Melanin Enhanced people of America. In Memoriam

The Trayvon Martin Memorial Hoodie Sale

The Trayvon Martin Memorial Hoodie Sale

By Paul Stanner

Cracker News Broadcasting Co. — The OTHER CNBC is  pleased to announce that as a means of honoring the legacy of the late Trayvon Martin we will be holding our First Annual Trayvon Martin Memorial Hoodie Sale. Our hoodies our made by Booker T. Apparel of the finest 100 % cotton. They will come in two color schemes  , red Black and green so that you can honor Tryavon’s African heritage and politcal affiliation at the same time . This is THE hoodie for the Black Gangsta Wannabe that wants to proclaim that he is proud to be Black And Communist While Walking. It will make a great gift for the Gangsta Wannabe or the Kross Kultural Kracker in your life. The second color scheme will be all Black. This is THE hoodie for those late night walks to the local 7 – 11  for ” iced tea and skittles”. What self respecting Gangsta Wannabe would want his face to be seen while burglarizing homes er er er I mean while going to the local 7 – 11 for iced tea and skittles? This hoodie only comes in the xxx size and is padded. Again no self respecting Gangsta Wannabe is going to allow his weapon or burgalry tools to be either seen or heard. As an added bonus it will also cover the G.W.’s ass when his pants fall down. CNBC would like to thank Booker T. Apparel for having the foresight to think of that. No Gangsta Wannabe’s ass is something that CNBC wants to see. All of our hoodies will be silk screened with a picture of one of the icons of The Gangsta Movement A.K.A. The Progressive Movement. Priced at just $ 55. 95 our hoodies are a reasonably priced fashion statment that even Wanabe Gangstas should be able to steal enough for rather quickly. Any paid order in the next 30 days will receive a free gift of your choice to be chosen from the list below courtesy of CNBC.

      1. A picture of The Cursed Chappaquidick Chariot of St. Theodore who is one  of the most Holy of Saints in the Pantheon of The Holy Church Of The Dumbasses.

    2. An auotgraphed book of Bidenisms.

    3. An autographed picture of The Banking Queen

   4. A slideshow of The Congressional Black Caucus’s vacation in Cuba.

To order please visit our e-store at

www.bookert.com. T o reach us by phone please call 1-800 – are – you- dumb.

On a related note : CNBC as many of you know had planned to honor the late Trayon Martin with a ” Hoodie Burning ” on May 1 , 2012 however in light of recent events we’ve decided to move the event to Labor Day week-end. We’re certain that by then the country will be in flames as the result of the impending racial war declared by the Confused Man – Children Of Philadelphia and Rev. Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton’s Posse Of Ludicrous Litigants. Not to worry though CNBC guarantees that should you wear your Trayvon Martin Memorial Hoodie to the riot the  Gangsta Wannabes will be so confused about what the Hell a Cracker would be doing in ” Da hood ” wearing that they’ll most likely leave you alone. We’ll also guarantee that should you decide to throw it on the bonfire of the late not so lamented Detroit or some other Gangsta Wannabe stronghold , Chicago leaps to mind , that it will burn a glorious shade of orange. Sit back and enjoy the show Crackers.

All proceeds from our Trayvon Martin Memorial Hoodie Sale will be divided equally between The George Zimmerman Defense Fund and The United Cracker Scholarship Fund. A mind is a terrible thing to waste even a White – Hispanic one or a Melanin Deficient Cracker one.

The Che Guevera 

 

The MLK

 

The Race Baiting President  $ 59.95

The St. No Limit Nigga

 

The Young Trayvon

 The Spike Lee

The KKK

The Black Panther

The Al Sharpton

The Louis Farrakhan

The Maxine ” Troubled ” Waters

The George Zimmerman

 

The Booker T. Washington

OH WAIT !! That was a mistake!! No self respecting Gangsta Wannabe is interested in the teachings of somebody so eminently sensible as Booker T. Washington. What good are self reliance , education , hard work , and pride in this world after all? It’s just so much easier to steal somebody else’s preferably a Cracker’s — ANY Cracker’s. Our BAD !! We apologize . I’ll   speak to the proof reading dept. Sure I will. lol 

CNBC is certain that we’ll have more Gangsta Wannabe icons for your hoodie wearing needs real soon.

 

Flour for the Crackers !! We SHALL bake !!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!

Piss On A Trayvon Enabler Day

A National Day Of Disrespect A.K.A. Piss On A Trayvon / Trayvon  Enabler Day.

By Paul Stanner

A few months ago there was a controversy regarding the U.S. Marines pissing on a few Muslim Taliban corpses in Afghanistan. As usual our Liberals had a hissy fit over what the Marines did. Also as usual not a word was uttered by them about the numerous unspeakable atrocities committed by Muslims worldwide. At that time I wrote an article entitled ” A National Day Of Disresepct A.K.A. National Piss On A Muzzie Day { Figurativley Of Course }”.

Fast forward to late March in Sanford , Fla.

A  young Black juvenile delinquent with a bad attitude and no gun out for a leisurely stroll to the local 7- 11 for some ” iced tea and skittles “  walks through the alley ways of the gated community neighborhood he was a guest at wearing his hoodie up on a warm rainy Fla. night taking an indirect route to his destination. The local White – Hispanic Neighborhood Watchman sees him and notifies the local police. He gives the desription and reason why he believes this person to be suspicious. He is told not to follow this person so he turns and starts to walk back to his car. The juvenile delinquent jumps him and a fight ensues. An eyewitness views this fight .The juvenile delinquent bangs his head against the sidewalk repeatedly. Bad move by our little ” iced tea and skittles ” Trayvon. Apparently he doesn’t realize that the Watchman has a gun. Result one dead ” iced tea and skittles ” football playing young Black model citizen OR one dead juvenile delinquent Gangsta Wannabe depending on which story you believe. The Watchman is interviewed by police and not charged. A few weeks goes by and then all Hell breaks loose.

Enter Rev. Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton and his Posse Of Self Annointed Gods Of Racial Justice. The lynching drums start their slow steady beat. Threats of civil disobedience ensue , racial violence breaks out all over the country against White people in ” Trayvons Name ” , a bounty is issued on the Wathcman’s head , the New Black Panther Party issues a Declaration Of War against all Cracker people. They promise that the streets all over America will run red with Cracker blood. The 911 call of the original incident is doctored to favor their ” iced tea and skittles “  hero , the Sanford Fla. police station entrance is blocked by the local Black” activists ” seeking ” justice for Trayvon ” thereby denying entrance to everyone, at the news conference announcing the Watchman’s arrest the Florida D.A. describes Trayvon’s parents as ” sweet “. She mentions not a word about Mr. Zimmerman’s , the Watchman’s , parents.  And the lynching drums keep beating slowly reaching crescendo pitch. Meanwhile Rev. ” Tawana ” and his posse mention not a word about the thousands of young Black men killed by other young Black men nor a word about the White victims as a direct result of this lynch mob mentality he has created or of any of the thousands of victims of Black on White crime which are probably best exemplified by the Knoxville , Tn. case. Apparently Rev. Al and his Posse only have so many tears and so much compassion. Also apparently only the Melanin Enhanced people are worthy of these Little Tin God’s time and efforts.

My friends on my list of the people that are the scum of the Earth the Trayons of the world and Their Enablers are only about a quarter step ahead of the Muzzies . It is indeed time for A National Day of Direspect A.K.A.  Piss On A Trayvon / Trayvon Enabler Day { Figuratively Of Course } CNBC urges you to do that wherever and whenever you find one of them and keep doing it until THEY GET THE FREAKING MESSAGE !!!

God help you George Zimmerman. You’re going to need His help.

The ” Big Scooper ” Dishes

Breaking News !!! Breaking News !!!

Dateline Washington D.C.  April 11, 2012

Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. – The OTHER CNBC

An undercover CNBC source by the code name of ” The Big Scooper ” has informed us of a breaking scandal in President Obama’s own backyard. All the details have not emerged to date but our source informs us that it has to do with an egregious case of racial profiling. We know that all of the usual suspects  Revs. Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton ” Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson , ” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan , The Congressional Black Caucus , The NAACP , The Southern Poverty Law Center , The Confused Man – Children Of Philadelphia er er er I mean The  New Black Panther Party and The A.C.L.U. have come to this victim’s defense . They are promising some serious civil strife if justice is not done quickly. No word yet on whether Spike Lee’s GPS is working. Word has it that Roseanne Barr is still busy giving the Mesals shit and picketing The Mormon Tabernacle Choir so thusly has had no comment to date. To the best of our knowledge no bounty has been issued yet by The Confused Man – Children Of Philadelphia er er I mean The New Black Panther Party although we wouldn’t be a bit surprised if one was forthcoming iminently.As is the usual case with perpetrators of this nature of heinous criminal act we feel certain that this perp is hiding right in plain sight also.

After having our legal minds look into this case it appears that CNBC is going to find ourselves in the extremely distastefull position of having to side with Rev. Al and his Posse Of Ludicrous Litigants on this one. Yes yes we know that disapoints you but right is right. For more details in this story please click this link. It would seem that before the Libs go telling Sanford Fla. how to clean up their mess that they should get their own house in order. Yes yes I know editorial comment.

Reporting from Washington D.C. for CNBC Elizabeth A. Kita

Flour for the Crackers !! We SHALL BAKE !!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!

Trayvon Trouble { Female Division } Rockville , Md.

Trayvon Trouble { Female Division } : Rockville , Md.

By Paul Stanner

CNBC regretfully announces new programming to it’s line - up today. In our new addition ” Trayvon Trouble ” we will focus on the stories of The Unfashionable Victims of Organized Black Thuggery all over the country. We would dearly like not to have to provide this program but unfortunately since The Drive By Media refuses to cover them and since The Progressive / Liberal Powers That Be will not prosecute them as vigorously or fight the root causes as zealously as the more P.C. crimes because these stories conflict with their world views and political goals we feel that we must provide the forum. ” Trayvon Troubles ” will continue as part of our programming line – up until such time as we feel that the ” Men Of God ” such as ” Rev” Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton , ” Rev . ” Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson , ” Rev. ” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan and the rest of their ilk involved in our time’s version 0f ” The Civil Rights Movement ” that foment this thuggery get the freaking message and until such time as the above mentioned can show as much compassion for these victims as they do for a juvenile delinquent who met an unfortunate demise as a result at least partly of his own stupidity. Since it’s been shown time and again over the last fourty years that these folks are just too damn stupid to grasp the elemental concepts of honor , fair play , and personal responsibility we expect a long and vicious battle. We are confident of ultimate victory though. Americans of all races are awakening to the true nature of these folks. It’s a new day Poverty Pimps no longer will us Crackers cower in fear at the threat of being called a racist by one of you. Let the games begin.

Today’s victims of Trayvon Trouble come to us from Rockville, Md. The case involves a Black  “woman ” that killed  her co-worker . Isn’t it nice to know that gender equality has come to Organized Black Thuggery.? CNBC wishes that we could report that the Revs. Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton , Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson , ” Calypso Louis Farrakhan , President Barry Soetero , The NAACP or any Black leader of prominence expressed their outrage at this heinous crime but we can’t. This crime is just not politically fashionable enough for the above mentioned to make money on or maintain their profiles in the national media. CNBC advises that nobody hold their breaths waiting for the above mentioned to give a damn about these victims. Satan will have a lemonade stand in Hell before The Unfashionable Victims get some attention from our ” leaders “.

In Memoriam

Trayvon Trouble : Minneapolis / St. Paul Mn.

Trayvon Trouble : Minneapolis / St. Paul Mn.

By Paul Stanner 

CNBC regretfully announces new programming to it’s line – up today. In our new addition ” Trayvon Trouble ” we will focus on the stories of The Unfashionable Victims of Organized Black Thuggery all over the country. We would dearly like not to have to provide this program but unfortunately since The Drive By Media refuses to cover them and since The Progressive / Liberal Powers That Be will not prosecute them as vigorously or fight the root causes as zealously as the more P.C. crimes because these stories conflict with their world views and political goals we feel that we must provide the forum. ” Trayvon Troubles ” will continue as part of our programming line – up until such time as we feel that the ” Men Of God ” such as ” Rev” Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton , ” Rev . ” Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson , ” Rev. ” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan and the rest of their ilk involved in our time’s version 0f ” The Civil Rights Movement ” that foment this thuggery get the freaking message and until such time as the above mentioned can show as much compassion for these victims as they do for a juvenile delinquent who met an unfortunate demise as a result at least partly of his own stupidity. Since it’s been shown time and again over the last fourty years that these folks are just too damn stupid to grasp the elemental concepts of honor , fair play , and personal responsibility we expect a long and vicious battle. We are confident of ultimate victory though. Americans of all races are awakening to the true nature of these folks. It’s a new day Poverty Pimps no longer will us Crackers cower in fear at the threat of being called a racist by one of you. Let the games begin.

Today’s victims of Trayvon Trouble come to us from Minneapolis / St. Paul , Mn. The case involves a Black young ” man ” that beat his girlfriend to death in a drunken homicidal rage. CNBC wishes that we could report that the Revs. Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton , Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson , ” Calypso Louis Farrakhan , President Barry Soetero , The NAACP or any Black leader of prominence expressed their outrage at this heinous crime but we can’t. This crime is just not politically fashionable enough for the above mentioned to make money on or maintain their profiles in the national media. CNBC advises that nobody hold their breaths waiting for the above mentioned to give a damn about these victims. Satan will have a lemonade stand in Hell before The Unfashionable Victims get some attention from our ” leaders “.

In Memoriam

Tryavon Trouble : Greenville , N.C.

Trayvon Trouble : Greenville , N.C.

 By Paul Stanner

    

                                                                                                        CNBC regretfully announces new programming to it’s line - up today. In our new addition ” Trayvon Trouble ” we will focus on the stories of The Unfashionable Victims of Organized Black Thuggery all over the country. We would dearly like not to have to provide this program but unfortunately since The Drive By Media refuses to cover them and since The Progressive / Liberal Powers That Be will not prosecute them as vigorously or fight the root causes as zealously as the more P.C. crimes because these stories conflict with their world views and political goals we feel that we must provide the forum. ” Trayvon Troubles ” will continue as part of our programming line – up until such time as we feel that the ” Men Of God ” such as ” Rev” Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton , ” Rev . ” Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson , ” Rev. ” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan and the rest of their ilk involved in our time’s version 0f ” The Civil Rights Movement ” that foment this thuggery get the freaking message and until such time as the above mentioned can show as much compassion for these victims as they do for a juvenile delinquent who met an unfortunate demise as a result at least partly of his own stupidity. Since it’s been shown time and again over the last fourty years that these folks are just too damn stupid to grasp the elemental concepts of honor , fair play , and personal responsibility we expect a long and vicious battle. We are confident of ultimate victory though. Americans of all races are awakening to the true nature of these folks. It’s a new day Poverty Pimps no longer will us Crackers cower in fear at the threat of being called a racist by one of you. Let the games begin.

Today’s victims of Trayvon Trouble come to us from Greenville, N.C. Four armed men robbed a rural country store and murdered the owner and his nephew and a cousin. CNBC wishes that we could report that the Revs. Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton , Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson , ” Calypso Louis Farrakhan , President Barry Soetero , The NAACP or any Black leader of prominence expressed their outrage at this heinous crime but we can’t. This crime is just not politically fashionable enough for the above mentioned to make money on or maintain their profiles  in the national media. CNBC advises that nobody hold their breaths waiting for the above mentioned to give a damn about these victims. Satan will have a lemonade stand in Hell before The Unfashionable  Victims get some attention from our ” leaders “.

In Memoriam

St. No Limit Nigga { The Trayvon Martin Movie }

     CNBC is proud to present a 40 Acres And A Fool Production of  St. No Limit Nigga { The Trayvon Martin Movie }

           St. No Limit Nigga  { The Trayvon Martin Movie }

Produced by  40 Acres And A Fool Productions

Produced and Directed by : Spike Lee

Music by 50 Cent and Barbara Streisand

Starring :

Erkel as Trayvon

 Kanye  West as : No Limit Nigga

Antonio Banderas as : George Zimmerman

Samuel L. Jackson as Rev. Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton

Denzel Washington as Rev. Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson

John Lucien as Rev. ” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan

Richard Rountree as President Obama

Maxine ” Troubled ” Waters and The Congressional Black Caucus as : The New Black Panther Party

The NAACP as The Klu Klux Klan

God as The Voice Of Reason

St. No Limit Nigga is the story of a young Black male football player and model citizen who is gunned down and murdered in cold blood by a White Hispanic Neighborhood Watchman by the name of George Zimmerman OR the story of a young Black male juvenile delinquent gangsta wannabe who was shot in self defense as a consequence of his own stupidity by a Neighborhood Watchman.

40 Acres And A Fool Productions leaves it to you to decide which of the stories is true. We do advise though that if you are a Liberal please do not let those Inconvenient Facts color your judgment in this matter.

Synopsis : As told by Liberals. A young Black football player and model citizen having a sudden craving for iced tea and skittles decides to take a walk to the local 7 – 11 where he is gunned down and murdered in cold blood by the local White – Hispanic Neighborhood Watchman for ” walking while Black “. The Knights Of The Civil Rights Movement spring into action and demand ” Justice for Trayvon “ via the  arrest and lynching of George Zimmerman. Massive civil disobedience is promised if they are not satisfied.

Synopsis as told by Conservatives A.K.A. the probable truth : A young Black male juvenile delinquent Gangsta Wannabe with a bad attitude decides to take a walk at 3:00 A.M. on a warm rainy Florida night wearing his hoodie up over his head to the local 7 – 11  for some ” iced tea and skittles “. Darting through the alleyways between the buildings of the local gated community he was a guest at the local Neighborhood  Watchman sees him and inquires as to what the young man is doing there at that early hour. Copping an attitude he attacks the watchman. After banging the watchman’s head repatedly  into the sidewalk and inflictng serious injury a struggle for the watchman’s gun ensues. The watchman wins the struggle and shoots the kid dead in self defense. The self – appointed Gods Of  Social And Racial Justice descend on the town and promise the local Black racists justice for Trayvon and issue a bounty on Mr. Zimmerman while promising massive civil disobedience and retribution to the local White people.

 

And such is the Human Condition. The beat goes on and on and on and on ad infinitum. Gods help us all.

Another Trayvonning — Provo , Utah !!

Another Trayvonning : Provo , Utah

BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

Dateline : Provo , Utah April 2 , 2012

CNBC just received a tip from an unidentified caller that there has been another ” Trayvoning ”  at Utah State University. A young Black male pre – dental student at Utah State University identified as Dennis Clemmons while walking home from the Library  at 8: 30 P.M.  was ” Trayvoned ” by a Mestizo – Albanian security guard. Police are enroute to the scene. Our sources have  informed  us of a few preliminary facts in this sad event. As follows : Spike Lee has Tweeted the addresses of all Mestizo – Albanians in an effort to ensure that the perpetrator of this heinous racist crime will not go unpunished. Sixteen elderly Mestizo – Albanian couples and one Canadian couple have been forced from their homes as a result of Mr. Lee’s G.P.S. malfunctioning.  Roseanne Barr is said to be urging a boycott of The Mormon Tabernacle Choir and Albania. The Reverends Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton and Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson are enroute to Provo. They have reserved rooms at  The Hyatt and have dinner reservations at The  Chic Shack. A strong show of Civil Disobedience has been promised. They have sent ACORN organizers into the Utah State University campus to organize the Black students. So far no students have signed up. The good Revs are said to be in such a panic about the lack of interest exhibited from the Black students of U.S.U. that they are bussing in a vicious Cub Scout troop from ” Da Hood “. In a joint statement they  have said that the constant and pervasive attack on the Black people of Provo must stop. To date CNBC has received no complaints from the 12 Black people that live in Provo about being under attack. Keith Olberman is looking for a microphone — ANY — microphone. The NAACP has blamed George Bush and Rush Limbaugh for creating the culture of hate that allowed this crime to take place. President Obama was too busy counting the profits from his  ” Trayvon Martin Memorial Hoodie ” sale to comment. Perhaps he’ll take a break from his next golf game and address the nation on this horrific event. Our sources report that he is consulting a map of the continent in the Oval Office trying to find Utah. We can hear your laughter from here. You are a vicious bunch of Crackers !!! Cut the man some slack there are 57 states afterall . Yes yes I know editorial comment. You people never let me slide. Clarence ” Trashmouth ” Hankins Communications Director for The Cute Brown Kitties er er I mean The New Black Panther Party speaking by phone from his hideout in Liberia promised that The Noble Panther People would rumble with these Mestizo – Albanian Crackers in the streets of Provo and if The Mormon Cracker Police got in their way they had better be on very good terms with Moroni. CNBC thinks this might be a fight that The Confused Man-Children Of Philadelphia  can win. How many Mestizo – Albanians are there in America? All bets are off however if The Mormon Cracker Police side with  the Mesals .Yes yes it is hard to believe that Trashmouth is still hiding in abject terror of Feminist Atty. W. E. Bustnuttzz. Congresswoman Maxine ” Troubled ” Waters and The Congressional Black Caucus were unavailable for comment. They are on vacation in Cuba. Rev. ” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan has blamed the Jews. Points for independence to Calspso Louie. It gets so boring when they all blame George and Rush. Yes yes I know yet another editorial comment. Michelle Obama was having a BIG Mac at the time of this incident and has not finished yet. The Rap and  Hip Hop Communites are busy trying to figure out how to bring Gangsta Cuture to Utah and make a buck off these stupid Mormon Crackers. The Elders of The Mormon Church are laughing their asses off at this whole incident.

CNBC is confident that while the situation in Provo is tense right now cooler heads will prevail. CNBC is also confident that if you knew at the second sentence that this whole report was 100 % bullshit then you are a Conservative and know better than to believe anything that any of the above mentioned nefarious and loathsome individuals have to say. Seriously when was the last time a Black pre -dental student was ” Trayvonned ” while walking home from the library at 8: 30 P.M .? That would be —- NEVER !!

CNBC has absolutley no doubt that if you believed any of this you are either a Dumbass Liberal / Progressive / Black Militant that is too stupid to live or Al Sharpton in which case you should be thankfull that God protects drunks and fools. You’re covered twice.

Not reporting live from Provo , Utah   Chuck ” The BIG Mike ” Fletcher

Flour to the Crackers !! We SHALL Bake !!

Now go spread your Crumbs around Crackers

Inspiration for this ” news report ” came from my Well Toasted Cracker Lady friends Vanessa ” Sapphire ” Anderson and Dr. Loretta ” Doc G ” Gilmore. Thanks Ladies.