Night Cruising The Pearl River In Guangzhou , China

Dear Friends  :

If you ever bring your significant other to Guangzhou make sure you take him / her on a very romantic Pearl River Night Cruise. Cam promises you that if you do , either before or after a nice dinner at The Railroad on Shamian Island you’ll get lucky. Make sure and wear a raincoat. When you get lucky I mean. D.D. supports safe sex. Have fun and enjoy your cruise — BOTH of them.






Making A Joyful Noise At The Guangzhou Shifu Baptist

Dear Readers :

When He said “  Make a joyful noise ” this Congregation was certainly listening.

These are videos of The Guangzhou Shifu Baptist Church Choir. We hope you enjoy them.

 

 

Old Man River

Dear Readers :

Thanks to the kindhearted nature and Christian attitude of one of our readers CNBC  is now able to place our own original video directly in our posts. There will be no more re-directing to another site to view our videos. If the truth be told this benevolent person for reasons that are a complete mystery to me is addicted to my writing , photography and videography. Shhh !! There is no reason to mention anything  about her addiction to her. Addiction is such an UGLY word. Let’s just indulge her and call it as she does ” one of life’s little pleasures. “   That doesn’t hurt anybody does it? Below is our first video. I have titled it  ” Old Man River”. It’s a video of Dongshanhu Park in the Eastern Section of Guangzhou , China and focusing on The Pearl River. We hope you enjoy it.

Paul

It’s A Disney World Guangzhou , China Style

Dear Readers :

The slide show below is of a little neighborhood park near my hotel. The Chinese have an incredible sense of the Disney aspects of life.

We hope you enjoy the photos.

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If You Go Carrying Pictures Of Chairman Mao # 3

Spaced Teacher’s Adventures In The Middle Cosmos – China

If You Go Carrying Pictures Of Chairman Mao # 3

By Spaced Teacher

I’m certain that most of you have figured out by now that these articles entitled ” If You Go Carrying Pictures Of Chairman Mao ” #’s 1 , 2 , and 3 are my way of explaining to you all why I don’t think China will ever rule the world in spite of the current political / economic orthodoxy spewed by The Higher Minds of The Western World which can’t sing China’s praises loudly enough or long enough. RELAX guys it isn’t going to happen.

The reason China will never rule the world are rooted in a few basic aspects of the Chinese culture and mentality.

1. The vast majority of the Chinese people suffer from fecal occulus. That is known as shitty outlook for you lay people. The vast majority of the Chinese people have an absolutely shitty attitude about life in general and business in particular.

2.  The education system. The Chinese education system is based upon rote learning. The ONLY thing that is important in China is to pass the test. To do that you need to know the answers. You do NOT need to know how or why something came to be the way it is. The details are unimportant. Creative thinking and critical analysis are discouraged to the point that if you persist in exercising those traits and you annoy the wrong person by doing so you may find yourself in very serious trouble. Chinese people believe that they can never be more than a slave on Chairman Mao’s Plantation.The think the highest aspiration they can have is to be a ” House Slave “.

Now imagine the Chinese mind fuck they endure when they get a crazy ass American teacher that DEMANDS these things from them? LoL I LOVE my job. If torturing Chinese students were an Olympic Sport I’d win the Gold Medal every time. lol I can only dream

3. Political corruption. I’m sure this doesn’t surprise any of you. EVERYBODY knows that when there is only one game  in town then you can bet the house that the game will be rigged. Corruption is rampant throughout the Chinese system. I realize that it’s corrupt in the American system also but the difference is American politicians are smart enough to leave the populace just barely enough to survive but the Chinese politicians will take EVERYTHING if they so choose. Who ya gonna call Commie Busters?

I’ll now give you a couple of examples of these phenomena which I’ve been dealing with this week. As follows below.

Strange things have an uncanny way of happening at the most inopportune times in China. My cell phone ran out of time on Chinese New Years Day. Now as I’ve explained to you in previous chapters China comes to a standstill during New Years and Spring Festival.

So here I am in a Chinese city on vacation alone and without a phone because the cell phone company is CLOSED for The New Years Celebration and NOBODY knows for how long. In China the cell phone companies are owned by the government so apparently they can do whatever the Hell they damn well please and are NOT obligated to inform anybody of their plans. Now correct me if I’m wrong but when China came into the W.T.O. weren’t they supposed to open up ALL their markets to foreign competition? Wasn’t the government supposed to get out of ALL of their previously owned State Owned Enterprise? And here we are 20 something years later and it STILL hasn’t happened. And here I am in a foreign city by myself unable to get cell phone service because nobody can tell me how to solve the problem? Worse yet nobody gives a damn about my problem. Can any of you imagine a Western cell phone company with such abysmal business practices?

These ideas and practice of the Chinese are rooted in ancient thought and STILL pervade their society 5,000 years into it now. This particular one is rooted in the concept that ” Nothing Or Nobody In All Of China May Move Faster Than The Napping Panda Of Sichuan ” How nice it would be if somebody would drive a stake through the heart of this ancient philosophy and for once and all kill the beast and then drag China and the Chinese people into the 21 st Century kicking and screaming if necessary. There is a saying in China that states ” The ox is slow but the Earth is patient ” I think the world is beginning to run out of patience with China. What do you think?

Earlier this week I wanted to send a gift for a friend home to America and since there was no particular rush and it’s cheaper I decided to use the Chinese post office. HUGE mistake on my part. Trust me friend if you ever come to China you’ll want to avoid ALL contact with Chinese Civil Servants. Now I’m sure you think it’s horrendous in America and it is but American Civil Servants can’t even begin to compare to their Chinese compatriots in the Chinese Government in the stupidity and laziness departments. This is what I was told. ” Well sir due to the fact that it’s Chinese New Year and due to the fact that the Asian Games which took place in Guangzhou just concluded we can’t guarantee that your package will get to it’s destination.” Did you understand that clearly? It was not that they couldn’t guarantee that it would get there on time but rather that they couldn’t guarantee that it would get there AT ALL !!  Your Civil Servants at work for you. lol Now I’ve been in China long enough to know what he was really saying to me. He just didn’t FEEL like doing the necessary work required and he was pissed that I was sending it the cheapest way possible.Now keep in mind that this gentlemen is a Civil Servant. His dreams and aspirations have come true. He is a ” House Slave “  House Slaves in China are very annoying and sometimes very dangerous because they’ve managed to attain some low level fairly inconsequential power that will allow them to make your life a living Hell. Who ya gonna call — Commie Busters?It’s not wise to cross them. I frequently do. It’s good sport. lol Ultimately I ended up shipping the package with Fed Ex at  FIVE times the cost. Some things are worth it no matter the cost. For me avoiding the stress and aggravation of having to deal with these Dumbasses is worth the increased cost 99 % of the time.

By the way Civil Servants are the same the world over. I suggest that you read my article ” The International University Of The Perpetually Intellectually Challenged. ” Just click on the link

Well that will conclude our discussion for today. I’ll see you soon for ” If You Go Carrying Pictures Of Chairman Mao # 4 “

zaijian wo de pengyoumen / good bye for now my friends.

The slide show is of various residential alleyways or as the Chinese call them hutongs in the Liwan section of Guangzhou. China as it was in other words.

Other related articles by me that you may find interesting.

” If You Go Carrying Pictures Of Chairman Mao “

” If You Go Carrying Pictures Of Chairman Mao # 2 “

” The W.T.O. Comes To China “

“  Trying To Reason With Hurricane Season “

Urban Exploring In Guangzhou , China’s Liwan Lake Park Feb. 2011

Dear Readers :

Today was another glorious day in Guangzhou so I decided to pack up D.D. . C.C. and Fred and go urban exploring.

 No matter what city or town in China you’re in you can always be assured of finding at least one good restaurant and one good park. Guangzhou is loaded with both. Today we explored Liwan Lake Park which is located in the West of the city in the Liwan District and not far from Shamian Island which is also in the Liwan District.

We hope you enjoy the photos.

This pictures of my adventures in Guangzhou is a gift for my very special friend Queen Yes Dear. I hope you enjoy it Q.Y.D. Thanks for all of your help.

If you wish to see the photo BIGGER just click on it.

 

 

When The Saints Go Marching In { To Guangzhou }

Dear Readers :

This is S.T. speaking. Last Thursday The Gang and I set off to do a little urban exploring in Guangzhou’s Liwan Lake Park. On the way there I happened to stumble upon the Guangzhou Shifu Baptist Church. Since that day was Chinese New Years Day they were having their New Years service. I was invited in and treated very well. The truth be told these Christians treated me far better than the vast majority of alleged American Christians do. I think I know why too. I think these folks unlike a significant portion of American Christendom are not Kumbaya Christians. In other words these folks unlike many American Christians talk the talk AND walk the walk. It was a nice hour of true Christian fellowship. How curious that I had to go all the way to China to get it.

For any of you that may be interested this church is a government approved Church. According to Wendy the government gave them the land and building and encourages their activities. There is also a very interesting history of this church. As I tell my students frequently ” some things you need to find out for yourselves.” If you readers want to know the history of this Church get on the net and google it.

The pictures are of Wendy who was my very kind and warm English speaking helper on this day and a choir member , the front of the Church and as best I can determine a Church members group that just likes to sing the Gospel every now and then. Isn’t it fabulous to see that cross sticking up tall and proud right in the heart of China? He does work in mysterious ways indeed.Make sure and check out the video of this Church’s choir here.

This post is dedicated to Queen Yes Dear of the Femina Nation who has an affinity for churches of all types. I hope you enjoyed this Q.Y.D.

You , the Prysbeterian in the back. You’d better be careful God is listening so stop bad mouthing the Baptists , they are Christians also. Do you really want to risk eternal damnation because you don’t like Baptists and Chinese?

If You Go Carrying Pictures Of Chairman Mao # 2

Dear Readers :

Assuming that many of you are still believers of the current political orthodoxy that China will soon rule the world I have great news for you. It isn’t going to happen in your life time and probably never UNLESS we persist in allowing our government to continue on this self destructive free trade path. The reason for this is because creativity and innovation is strongly discouraged in China. Kong Zi whom you know as Confucious and Chairman Mao are probably the two most important figures in Chinese culture and they both feared creativity and innovation as well as an educated self thinking populace with critical analysis skills. They are bad for social order is the thinking. It’s very difficult to have a ” harmonious society ” when you’re populace is bright enough and brave enough to point out the flaws in the current Committee of 17′s latest ” 5 Year Plan”. Another reason they will never rule the world is because the Chinese have the most naturally shitty attitude about life and business of any group in the world in my opinion. I’m going to give you an example of that today.

On Shamian Island there is a clothing store with an in house tailor. I’ve walked by this shop many times and always been invited to come in. Since it’s extremely difficult to buy or even have  clothes tailor made for someone of my size in China I had declined their invitation every time. Finally one day last week I got sick of the badgering and went in to take a look just to get them off my back. Much to my amazement they did indeed have clothes of my size. They had nothing of any style that interested me though. God forbid you should ask for brown shoes. lol The vast majority of the time they will have black and that’s it. In any case they assured me that they could make me clothes to my order. Now I’ve been in China long enough to know that NOTHING is ever that easy unless there is a tremendous and usually direct financial advantage although they’ll deal with an indirect advantage if it’s big enough ,  for the Chinese in it being that easy. It would be accurate on your part to color me skeptical about actually being able to purchase what I needed from these folks. In any case being an optimist I went back in a few days with a shirt of the exact size and material I wanted. I asked if they could make me seven shirts of varying color in that size and material . This is what I was told.” If you bring us the fabric certainly we can do it. ” Now think about that for a minute. A foreigner who is visiting their city on vacation and knows next to nothing of it or about tailoring and does not speak their language is expected to go to the fabric market by himself, find the material , negotiate the price and bring it to the TAILOR. Then and only then will they be able to to their job. When I pointed out the obvious flaws in their methodology and asked them respectfully if they could please be creative enough to solve this problem as  regarded my situation it did not matter to them. “This is China and this is the way we do it — PERIOD !!” was their attitude. I was also told that it would be difficult because Chinese New Year is in a few days. Now keep in mind that I’m going to be here another two weeks but they just didn’t bother to ask me about that. Folks virtually all of China will be on the move the next 2  – 6 weeks during the New Year Holiday and the Spring Festival. Very little will be open for business. My campus for example is already a ghost town. ALL the businesses have closed and gone home. Now let me ask you a couple of questions here. Do any of you have any theories yet on why after 5,000 years of history and 65 years of The New China , they are still a developing country? Do any of you have any theories yet on why there are still so many Chinese people in poverty in the second biggest economy in the world? It seems to me that  if you are really that poor then you find a way to take a little time out of your 2 – 6 week vacation and get the job done and take the lao wai / foreigner’s money which for this job would be a considerable amount of money probably about 700 RMB. To put that in context the average Chinese family makes about 1,200 RMB PER MONTH. That’s probably my American cultural prejudice talking though. In America we call that a work ethic. God I’m proud to be an American of a generation that still believes in that old fashioned philosophy.

You see folks in China the Chinese have no problems until a problem effects them PERSONALLY and usually financially. They could not care less if I went naked and certainly will not see or admit that the reason I’m naked is because of their stupidity. The prevailing attitude among the Chinese that even know about their Nobel Peace Prize winner being jailed which is about 5% of the population in my opinion  is ” well he MUST have done something . ” They also do not give a damn what the rest of the world thinks. They have a 5,000 year old history and culture so you see they posses the wisdom of the ages so how could any other culture be right and themselves wrong. It never occurs to them that everybody has a 5,000 year old history and culture . If you ever run into this attitude from a Chinese person and you want to totally defeat this viewpoint and piss him off to the max in one fell swoop just ask this question. lol ” Well if what you say is true then how is it that America came to be # 1 in 200 years? ” They’ll hate that and you passionately. They do need to hear it though. lol ” You see he is not from their families and the problem does not effect them personally so there is no problem. Now conversely if somebody from their family was arrested on trumped up charges and jailed with no outside contacts then that would be a huge problem. They would accept anybody’s help that they could get and should that help ultimately lead to a successful resolution of the problem they would be very grateful — OUTWARDLY. Once the problem was resolved do not ever expect them to stand up and help the next family with a similar problem. You would be foolish to expect that because you see there is no more problem.

The Chinese truly believe that they are destined to rule the world and that will only be justice for so many centuries of disrespect of China on the part of the rest of the world.They also truly believe that once the world gets to know them better they will accept the Chinese Way as the truly enlightened path to prosperity. I say that they are riding high right now but once the world and especially America gets a taste of what the Chinese Way really is they will not accept it. I also say that as soon as India , Russia and Brazil get their acts together they are going to steal all the business that China stole from the Western countries and particularly America. Those three countries are going to use China’s tactics against her. China is going to find out very soon that an economy based solely on exports and cheap labor can’t sustain itself for long. There is always somebody that will do it cheaper and I’d certainly trust any of the three of India , Russia or Brazil to do it better.  I think most people would. Do you agree? There are also some cultural / societal reasons China will never rule the world also. Do you think America / The West will accept squat toilets , rationing  of electricity and water by the government , censorship of the internet and media , persecution of political and religious dissent and shitty business practices as described above? Ladies and gentlemen China will never rule the world UNLESS we let them because China can only play in a rigged game and only by their rules and because the Chinese have the most naturally shitty attitude of any group on Earth about life and business. In short China doesn’t have the ” stones ” to be a world leader like America or even Japan or Germany. So why do we let them? STOP buying Chinese products , STOP shopping at Walmart !! START telling your Congresspeope to  hold China accountable to all their agreements. Be part of the solution.

If you would like to read ” There Is A Promise Coming Down That Dusty Roadwhich is the story of American adoptive parents of Chinese children just click here.

If you would like to read ” If You Go Carrying Pictures Of Chairman Mao # 1 “click here.

If you would like to read ” If You Go Carrying Pictures Of Chairman Mao # 3 “ click here



Urban Exploring — Guangzhou , China Jan. 2008

Dear Readers :

Jan. 28 was another glorious day in Guangzhou so I decided to do some more urban exploring. D.D. , C.C. , Fred and I set off on our expedition early in the morning starting at Shamian Island and proceeding  along the Pearl River Waterfront from West to East. The pictures below are of that walk and include photos of Haizhu Sq. , and Dongshanhu Park. We returned to our hotel tired but invigorated at 7:00 P.M. It was a very fun day of exploring and as usual we had an interesting lunch. There will be a report from Fred on that topic a bit later. The pictures below are of our day of exploring. There are also 5 videos of my days exploring which you can watch by clicking here.

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The IMPOSSIBLE Has Happened !!!

Dear Readers :

This is Fred speaking.  Could somebody tell me if Hell has frozen over ? My guess is that it has since S.T. sprang for lunch again yesterday. I know I know that is twice in one month. I don’t know what’s gotten into the human.

As you know from C.C.’s latest report yesterday we went out urban exploring. We walked along The Pearl River Esplanade for a very pleasant afternoon. By the way don’t believe everything C.C. tells you. I’m not always trying to mooch a meal. I’m just your normal average pooch that uses his cute manners and playful attitude to my own best advantage. She tends to be a bit of a bitch Cam Corder. In any case as we were walking we came across what appeared to be a nice German restaurant. Right out of the blue S.T. said ” Let’s have lunch. It’s my treat. ” I damn near had a heart attack since that is twice in one month. I’m astounded he could pry open his wallet again that soon. The name of this restaurant was the 1920. Apparently it used to be a real mill in the 20′s that was owned by real Germans. Somebody bought it and did the incredibly obvious and turned it into a restaurant. It is now owned by a Chinese Lady who had the incredibly astute business savvy to hire as her head chef a Chinese young man that studied German cooking on a scholarship in Berlin.  This restaurant is located in Haizhu Sq. and is right on a subway stop. The food was delicious and the ambience looked to me to be pretty authentically German although I’m not an expert on either German food or ambience. I would recommend that you give it a try. I had schweine filetspitzen in sahnesauce mit kartoffelgroest or in English medallions of pork fillet in cream sauce with mashed potatoes. It was very tasty. I was a bit disappointed though because I was supposed to get this dish with potato pancakes and didn’t. I was told that they didn’t have them but I don’t believe that. I think Wu Chang who is the day ” German ” chef just doesn’t know how to make them. I think if ” Hunter ” or as I call him ” Otto ” who is the night chef and the  one that studied in Berlin had been there I’d have probably gotten them. In any case if you’re ever in Guangzhou I suggest that you give this restaurant a try.

At the conclusion of lunch we continued our walk and not ten minutes walk from the German restaurant we ran into a Vietnamese restaurant. Would you care to guess what S.T. said? I was totally shocked when he said ” Could anybody go for a light Vietnamese snack. My treat . ” Not being a pooch that EVER turns down a free meal in we went. We ate light for obvious reasons. We had Vietnamese Spring Rolls which are a bit like Chinese egg rolls though not exactly. This restaurant has zero ambience but is spotlessly clean and Spring , the owner , and her I guess co – owner , Betty are very gracious Ladies who treated me like a king. The food that I had was very tasty.  Based upon my first impression I would recommend this eatery. I’m certainly going to eat here again and I’ll give you an update when I do. Spring is Vietnamese and Betty is Chinese and they are both Canadian citizens that came to Guangzhou to start this restaurant. Their restaurant  is called ” Hai Cang ” and is located at 405 Yanjiang Dong Lu about a ten minute walk along The Pearl River Esplanade from Hai Zhu Sq.

The first three photos below are of  The 1920 Restaurant and the fourth photo is of Xuan { Spring } Nguyen , the Vietnamese owner of the Vietnamese restaurant I told you about above and Betty Chan who as best I know is Spring’s co – owner and friend.

Note that the Chinese people eating at The 1920 Restaurant are NOT using chopsticks. My students would be shocked !!! lol

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