November 21, 2010 9 Comments
BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!
Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. – The OTHER CNBC
Dateline : New York City Nov. 20 , 2010
C.N.B.C. sources within the entertainment industry are reporting that the powers behind the Cordoba Center Mosque at Ground Zero in N.Y.C. have grown increasing annoyed with the Islamophobia of Mr. Kinky Friedman and Mr. Snoop Dogg and their business ventures which to them are insulting to Islam. In reply to that perceived Islamophobia The Imams of Insensitivity will launch a cultural counter attack. Our sources indicate that the leaders of the Cordoba Center will be teaming with various Christian Churches of the Kumbaya Christian Denomination to bring a series of ” Friendship Events “,think Rick Warren and the like ,to bring Islamic music and art to America. Rumors are circulating that the first endeavor will be a musical concert that will be the Cordoba Center’s reply to Mr. Friedman’s ” Friday Night Rocking With Allah Hoedown And Pig Roast “ to be held at Reverend Rick Warren’s Church in California. The talent line-up for that evening is tentatively announced below. All of these artists will appear pending the granting of Visas by the American government and the passing of The Burqa Love Pat by The Pervert Patrols of T.S.A. upon arrival in America . Please note that all of the acts will be performing one of their smash hits that American audiences will know and the rest of the program will consist of brand new material written exclusively for this ” Friendship Concert ” As Follows :
From Damascus Syria that Rocking Ensemble
One Way Ticket
One Way Ticket will be performing their smash hit remake of the classic ” Suicide Is Painless “
From Tehran , Iran the inspiring and beautiful
The 72 Virgins Heavenly Choir
The 72 Virgins Heavenly Choir will be performing their smash hit remake of the Bernadette Peters classic ” Making Love Alone “.
From Beirut Lebanaon that fun loving rocking band The Jolly Jihadists
The Jolly Jihadists will be performing their burn the house down smash hit remake rendition of ” Fire — I Bring You To Burn “
From Mecca , Saudi Arabia The Burqa Babes.
The Burqa Babes will be performing their kick ass remake smash hit version of Maria Muldaur’s hit ” Don’t You Feel My Leg “
The Cordoba Center will be providing free Middle Eastern food for all non Moslems to sample. Some of the dishes on the menu will be as listed below :
baba ganoosh , tahini , hummous , falafel , goat , beef , and lemon yogurt.
CNBC is looking forward to this event. Be there or be square. Seriously guys how could you even think about turning down a chance to see the Burqa Babes doing ” Don’t You Feel My Leg ” That all by itself is a once in a life time opportunity. Yes yes I know YET ANOTHER editorial comment. DAMN guys it’s MY blog !!
Reporting from N.Y.C. for CNBC Abdullah ” Big Horn ” Saleem
Flour to the Crackers !! We Shall Bake !!