The Cracka Dykes Respond To Trashmouth


Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. — The Other CNBC.

Dateline : Hollywood , Ca.  July 30 , 2010

CNBC sources within The Confused Man – Children of Philadelphia A.K.A. The New Black Panther Party  organization confirm that Mr. Clarence ” Trashmouth” Hankins The Director of Communications for the Confused Man – Children of Philadelphia has received the following message from the NAGS { National Association Of Gals – Lesbian Division } As follows :

Dear Mr. Hankins my name is Wendy Emily Bustnuttz , I am an attorney representing the young Ladies you threatened yesterday with regards to the T.V. program ” The Talk “. The reason I’m am writing you Mr. Hankins is to warn you and your organization The Confused Man – Children of Philadelphia that if you personally or any member of your organization ever threatens one of my Cracka Dyke clients or indeed ANY woman in this manner again I will have your balls sitting on my fireplace mantle. I assure you Mr. Hankins that this is no idle threat  , I castrate Boys like you for sport. Should you wish to try your  luck though  then just feel free to go ahead and make my day. I will represent any client that seeks my help pertaining to threats by you or any member of  your Man – Child partners in crime pro bono just for the sheer joy of emasculating  any of you that dares to cross me. Now for your ebonics speakers that means I will represent any woman threatened by you  for free just  for the joy of turning you into a whimpering little girl. Oh and Mr. Hankins just so you’ll not have any trouble finding me I’ve included my address , phone number and e-mail below. In closing Mr. Hankins I want you to know that ” Trashmouth ” is an appropriate nickname for you.

Hoping  YOU will be making MY day soon

W.E. Bustnutzz

Chief : Feminist Law Division

Dewey , Cheatum and Howe

331/3 Crooked La.

San Francisco , Ca. 92871


Our sources inform us that ” Trashmouth ” is planning his move to Liberia and will be gone very soon.



You go Wendy Emily !!! Good job girl !!! Yes yes I know that is an editorial comment.

Reporting from Philadelphia for CNBC  Savanah Coker

To see what caused this whole fiasco click here.

Flour to the Crackers !! We SHALL bake.

Now go spread your crumbs around  Crackers !!!


N.A.A.C.P. To Sue The National Asscociation Of Lesbian Actresses Producers And Directors

Breaking News !!! Breaking News !!!

Dateline Hollywood , Ca. July 17 , 2011

The N.A.A.C.P. in conjunction with the usual Rogues Gallery of Ludicrous Litigants , ” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan of The Nation Of Islam , Morris Dees of The Southern Poverty Law Center , The ” Reverend ” Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson of  The Rainbow Coalition , Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton of Operation Push and of course Clarence ” Trash Mouth ” Hankins of  The Confused Man – Children of  Philadelphia A.K.A. The New Black Panther Party today announced a law suit against  The National Association of Lesbian Actresses Producers And Directors. The basis of the new suit is that an upcoming show produced by NALAPD is a vile evil racist plot to denigrate the Powerful and Noble Men of Color of America. As best as CNBC can determine what has the Melanin Enhanced Man – Children upset is that this new show called  ” The Talk ” is an all female and all Lesbian production. When asked for a comment by CNBC regarding this development  Clarence ” Trash Mouth ” Hankins replied thusly ” This is yet another vile evil racist plot perpetrated by dem White Cracka mofos. The only thing different about this one is that it specifically targets The Powerful and Noble Men of Color of  America and The Mighty Panther Nation. By denying Black men of their rightful place as the head of The Black Family they denigrate and emasculate him to the point where he can’t overcome his White imposed handicaps. If this show goes on the air we will send a team of our toughest Panther Sistas to rumble with these Cracka Dykes on their own Hollywood sets.”

CNBC  is fervently hoping that ” The Talk ” will indeed go on the air. Can you imagine the comedic joy in seeing a bunch of Craka Dykes kicking the shit  out of some Panther Sista ? lol Yes yes I know yet ANOTHER editorial comment. Are you ready? Here comes another one.

When reached by CNBC for a comment as to ” Trash Mouth’s ”  threats  Ms. Windy Storm the producer of the show replied thusly . ” While it’s true that the show focuses on FEMALE contributions to society and the family and therefore stars and is produced and directed by females we will be having male guest stars to discuss their familial roles also. It is true that the vast majority of those men will be White , however that was not a conscious decision on our parts. We wanted and indeed invited many Black men to appear on our show. The problem we ran into was that the 30 % of Black males that actually do have a role in their families had a problem that would not allow them to participate. THEY HAD A JOB !!! ” ” Perhaps in 100 years or so when the other 70 % of Black men take responsibility for their families we will have a big enough pool to draw our guests from”

Reporting for CNBC from Hollywood Wink Tisdale.

To see what fomented this fiasco please click here

Flour to the Crackers !! We SHALL bake !!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!!

Black Panthers Accuse Australia of Cannibalism !!!


Cracker News Broadcasting Corp.

Dateline Philadelphia , Pa. July 29 2010

Mr. Clarence ” Trash Mouth ” Hankins The Director of Communications for The New Black Panther Party today accused Australians of practicing cannabalism against Black people and the Australian government of being involved in an active racist plot to encourage this behavior by their people. Mr. Hankins announced that The New Black Panther Party in conjunction with the usual Rogues Gallery of Ludicrous Litigants The N..A.A.C.P. ” Calypso ” Louis Farrahkhan of The Nation of Isalm , The ” Reverend ” A l Sharpton of Operation Push , The ” Reverend ” Jessie Jackson of The Rainbow Coalition , and Morris Dees of The Southern Poverty Law Center will be filing a law suit against the Government of Australia. When asked for a comment by CNBC ” Trash Mouth ” replied thusly : ” This is yet another example of a vile evil racist plot against The Noble People of Color and The Blessed Panther Nation by dem no good mofo White Crackas !! Even as we speak a team of very hungry Black Panther cannibals are on their way to Australia to rumble with these Aussie Cracka Cannibals. We like our Cracka Meat with Black Panther barbeque sauce.”

The rumors that are flooding the net of Aussies fleeing to the Outback in fear of these Black Panther Cannibals have been proven false by CNBC. Life is proceeding as usual in Australia. They are probably  highly amused at the antics of the The Confused Man – Children of Philadelphia as is the entire civilized world. Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment. Here is another one. Hey Confused Man – Children of Philadelphia  get a REAL job like everybody else does.

To see what caused this whole fiasco click here.

Reporting from Philadelphia for CNBC  Umaga T. Odinga

Flour to the Crackers !!! We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!

Inspiration for this story came from Cracker Dona Gayle. Keep on Crackering Dona !! lol

A Cracker Answers Clotus’s Call .

Dear Cracker Friends :

The testimony below came to me from Cracker Paula Ralaford Davis and was written in it’s entirety by her. Kudos to you Cracker Paula for a very well written and passionate reply to CLOTUS’s call. I’m sure he’ll hear about your comittment to Cracker Nation.

CLOTUS, your call for a march has caused me to contemplate my own Crackerness. Although I am only a plain, low salt, saltine, I come by it honestly. My grandparents were sho’ ’nuff Crackers, down on a plantation outside of Clarksdale, MS. They sharecropped for an uppity Cracker master named Johnson. At some point, they got sick of it and took their little Crackers, their Cracker selves and all their Cracker possessions and went to Arkansas and eventually bought 40 acres of land. I don’t think anyone gave them 40 acres and a mule, cuz they were just Crackers, and you know, ain’t no body gonna give a Cracker shit, ‘ceptin for a hard time. I have seen that 40 acres. I have seen it in cotton, soybeans and corn. When Grandma Cracker finally died, the crumbs were divided up and that was that. I guess Grandma knew she was a Cracker, but all her little Crackers were pretty uppity and longed to live in a better Cracker box. The result is that almost all the Cracker grandchildren have gone to college. Most of them do not even acknowledge their Cracker heritage.

Crackers have always had a tough time of it because we have never been a protected product. We have had to work and sweat for every grain of precious flour. Because of that, we have to stand together now to help our Cracker kinsmen in Arizona. If we don’t, soon there will be no Cracker heritage left in this nation of ours. I know that my Cracker ancestors would be proud to march right along side us. They would insist that we not be half-baked, but have a message that is clear and crisp. At this time, I want to send out a special appeal to our Cracker brethren in the clergy, the Communion Wafers to take up the struggle. If God is for us, who can be against us!

See you in Arizona Crackers.

Where Is The Tank Man Of Arizona ?

The Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. — The OTHER C.N.B.C. is now proud to present a commentary by Mr. Paul Stanner.

In the Spring of 1989 there were one million people that were upset about certain issues in their country such as the lack of freedom and Democracy , repression , brutality , and no representation in their government that  took to the streets of Beijing in a civil disobedience protest. As many  of you are aware their government was not pleased with these protesters but because the world was watching they could do nothing.  This protest dragged on for six weeks with the Democracy activists embarrassing their government on the world stage daily until finally the government acted and so did one SOLITARY courageous unarmed citizen. The government did what all repressive governments , including our current one if we let them , will always do in these circumstances — they called in the troops. That one SOLITARY courageous unarmed citizen also acted at that point. He stepped in front of a tank and stopped it dead in it’s tracks for all the world to see.  Now as you all know nothing happened to that young an at the time but the moment the world’s attention was diverted to other issues the Chinese government acted against their Democracy activists. There was Hell to pay for these folks and still is to this very day.

My question to you today readers is this : ” Where is the ” tank man ” of Arizona? ” If us American citizens do not have the courage to act as this young man did and put our government and fellow Americans in the military to the test then we WILL get exactly what we deserve. We need to act NOW !! We need  to keep the camera and camcorders perpetually on to document the activities of this government. If we refuse to employ these tactics in this War of Ideas  and just sit in the comfort of our homes and whine , bitch , piss , moan , complain and blame everybody else for all of our national problems then we no longer deserve the Republic that was bestowed to us.

I’ll ask once again where is the ” tank man ” of Arizona ? Are the citizens of The Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave to be upstaged by the CHINESE ???

On June 5, 1989, anonymous and alone, one man stepped into the path of a Chinese military tank. As thousands looked on, he held his ground, waving his arms, his body dwarfed by the sheer size of the tank whose path he obstructed.

He couldn’t have known it then, but his singular gesture would resonate around the world. It is, perhaps, the most famous moment of the Tiananmen Square Massacre of 1989. To the Chinese government, it was a slap in the face, a gesture of defiance and insubordination. To those in Tiananmen Square that day, it was a symbol of one man’s power to change the status quo.

Though few will forget the famous image of the unnamed man, the lesser-known details—a seven-day hunger strike, the arrival of Mikhail Gorbachev—are of particular interest. Here, some facts you might not have known about the infamous Tiananmen Square incidents.

Protesters Created Their Own Media and Met at KFC
As numbers grew, protesters began circulating their own daily newspaper and erected a broadcasting tent. Many conducted meetings and shared ideas in the southwest corner of the Square at the Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Mikhail Gorbachev Was Turned Away
Scheduled to arrive in Tiananmen Square to formally settle years of hostility between China and Russia, Gorbachev instead arrived to find his welcoming ceremony canceled due to the protests. The Chinese government’s “loss of face” over this incident was perhaps cause for its next course of action—calling in the troops.

A “Goddess of Democracy” Was Erected
In a visual representation of their demands, protesters created a “Goddess of Democracy,” a 10-meter-tall foam and papier-mâché replica of the U.S.’ own Statue of Liberty. It was made enormous for a reason: protesters knew that the government would have to either tolerate it, or destroy it and risk further scrutiny.

3,000 Refused to Eat
When student body demands fell on deaf ears (namely those of Premier Li Peng) hundreds of students took drastic measures, declaring an indefinite hunger strike. Their numbers swelled, totaling 3,000 hunger strikers. The strike hit an especially sore spot in a country that strives for privacy: it was a very public, very ubiquitous form of protest.

The Unnamed ‘Tank Man’ Climbed the Tank
The anonymous man who stood before the tank also actually climbed onto the tank, all the way to the top, to communicate with the driver. Various translations of what was said have emerged, from “Why are you here? My city is in chaos because of you” to “Go back, turn around, and stop killing my people.”

There Was No ‘One’ Cause
Though a similar thread of discontent wove through the demands of all protesters, there was no “one” cause. Initially, in fact, the protest began as a response to the death of Hu Yaobang, whom protesters were mourning. But within weeks, it would erupt into something much bigger. The square—once the site of Mao Zedong’s proclamation of the People’s Republic of China—was transformed for six weeks into a city within a city, 1 million strong in the weeks leading up to June 4th. There was no official spokesperson. There were many agendas. Students, teachers, and workers were united by their determination, if not by the same goal. They were there to demand more: more freedom, more democracy, more rights.

CLOTUS Calls For One Million Cracker March On Phoenix !!


Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. —- The OTHER CNBC

Dateline : The Blue House , Cracker Nation Capital of Keeblerville , Cracker Riveria — Coastal Carolina July 29 , 2010

CLOTUS { Cracker Leader Of The United States } Mr. Matt ” The Big Biscuit ” Morgan has called for a  “One Million Cracker March To Phoenix ” in support of our Cracker Brother’s and Sister’s struggles in the great Cracker State of Arizona. When asked for a comment by CNBC CLOTUS repleid thusly : ” My Fellow Citizens of Cracker Nation today due to the unlawful and unjust actions of one solitary activist judge in Arizona the nation is in peril. I call on ALL Crackers of the Nation to rally to your brothers and sisters defense. I want to see Arizona flooded with Honey Grahams , Saltines , Chocolate , Oyster , Burnt , Goldfish and all the various types of Crackers in the Nation. I  want the powers that be in this world to see that Cracker Nation is unified and defiant. See you in Phoenix my fellow citizens. What are you waiting for? I said NOW !!! “

Reporting from The Blue House for CNBC Melissa Graham

Flour to the Crackers !!! We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!!

A C.I.A. Plot In Myanamar Uncovered.

Dear Readers :

As part of our efforts to provide quality cultural programing Cracker News Broadcasting Corp.  is pleased to announce a new addition to our line up  ”  C.I.A. Plots Worldwide ” From time to time as we uncover these C.I.A.  plots we will shine the light of truth on them. CNBC promises that in this regard we shall pursue the C.I.A. wherever they go in the world in order that you may be kept informed. We hope you enjoy this feature.

Women attend a training session to learn how to run a small business.

July 22, 2010

Transforming Lives

Women in Myanmar left impoverished by a cyclone are recovering thanks to a micro-enterprise program

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Cyclone Nargis left many women destitute when it slammed into Myanmar’s Irrawaddy Delta two years ago. They lost their husbands, children, homes, livelihoods, and hope.

Samaritan’s Purse began providing relief in the immediate aftermath of the storm. We worked with local churches to deliver emergency supplies such as clean water, medical kits, and shelters.

We opened an office in Myanmar to continue to provide aid in the Name of Christ to people struggling to rebuild their lives after the cyclone.

Our staff soon became aware of the group of vulnerable women who, lacking education and job skills, were facing a bleak future.

In order to help meet their needs, we enrolled 200 women in a micro-enterprise program. They are trained in cooking and sewing, and in how to start and run a small business. When the classes are complete, they receive a small loan of $15-20 to get started.

“It is great to see how motivated these women are,” said Chris Palusky, director of our Myanmar office. “They all have paid back their loans and are ready for a second round to increase the size of their businesses. They are very proud they are not getting a hand-out. They feel there is dignity in this. They also felt that the business training was great as some had never gone to school.”

Many of the women now are making a living operating stands where they sell basic foods such as rice, noodles, and fish paste. Others have started up small businesses to make clothing.

“Their lives have been transformed,” Palusky said. “Life and hope have been restored. We pray that we can continue to expand the work with these women. We hope to not only see a financial transformation but also that our local church partner will now be able to proclaim the love of Christ to see a spiritual transformation.”

The preceding Christians In Action plot came to us via our friends at Samaritans Purse

Kudos to you Ladies and Gentlemen. Keep up the good work.

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