Cracker Solidarity

Breaking News !!!! Breaking News !!!! CNBC  { Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. }

Confidential sources inform CNBC that Skippy Peanut Butter Co. Smuckers Preserves and Wonder Bread have formed an alliance against the recent Nationalization of The Pillsbury and Gold Medal Flower Companies by the Rye Krisp In Charge. When asked to comment on this new alliance by CNBC  Thomas A. Grape the C.E.O. of Smuckers Preserves replied thusly  ” The Rye Krisp In Charge must not be allowed to get away with this act. A fundamental change to the American way  of life such as this is dangerous to The Republic. Us Crackers need to stick together like peanut butter and jelly .”

Corporate jets have flown the beloved American icons such as Mrs. Fields , Famous Amos , Sara Lee ,  Mrs. Butterworth and Aunt Jemima to safety out of reach of the Rye Krisp In Chief. Ben and Jerry have refused the generous offer of sanctuary offered by their colleagues. When asked by CNBC for a comment as to why they replied as follows : ” We are not bakers so we will not oppose RKIC. “

Stay tuned to CNBC for more details as they emerge.

Reporting for CNBC from Smuckers H.Q. in Plum Grove Oregon Wilhemina Baldwin Apple

Flour to the Crackers !!! We SHALL bake !!!

Inspiration for this story came from Cracker Kimmie. Spread those crumbs around Cracker Kimmie.


6 Responses to Cracker Solidarity

  1. crackernut says:

    ;p It is hard to find anything positive about the situation our country is in!

    • Dear Crackernut :
      I agree completely. About the only positive thing I can see is that I can see November from my house. If we still have a country in two years it will all be over and the Dumbasses will never get another chance.

      Keep the faith Cracker.

  2. sansdollar says:

    New political party, Cracker Republican Anglos Party (CRAP)
    We must rise up against the man and bring Conservativism back!

  3. Kathy says:

    that was really clever! LOL

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