The Rye Krisp In Charge Strikes Back

Breaking News !!!  Breaking News !!! CNBC {  Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp  }

The Cracker counter attack against the hateful tirade launched by the Cute Brown Kittens A.K.A.  The New Black Panther Party against the members of the Cracker Nation appears to be having a strong effect. The Rye Krisp In Charge has just nationalized The Gold Medal and Pillsbury Flour Companies. When asked to comment on this turn of events the Rye Krisp In Charge had this to say . ” It’s all George Bush’s fault . If he had kept those  nasty capitalist cupcake bakers in check none of this would have happened.”  When asked for a rebuttal to  the Rye Krisp In Charge’s comments Mr. Matt ” The Big Biscuit ”  Morgan the leader of the  Cracker Nation replied in this fashion. ” Flour to the Crackers !! We SHALL bake. To the ovens Crackers !!”

Beloved American icons such as Sara Lee , Mrs. Fields , Famous Amos , and Aunt Jemima have gone into hiding for fear of their lives.

Stay tuned to Cracker Nation News for more details as they emerge.

Reporting for CNBC from Pillsbury H.Q. in Sioux City Iowa  Graham T. Wheat

To see the reaction to the Rye Krisp In Charge’s actions click here.

Inspiration for this story came from  Cracker Paul Carrier. Spread those crumbs around Cracker Paul


2 Responses to The Rye Krisp In Charge Strikes Back

  1. Sid Guill says:

    I think that the ritz should be in charge. Or maybe those ones that taste like chicken. Maybe we should bring back party poopers, they were my favorite.

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