N.A.A.C.P. To Sue The National Asscociation Of Lesbian Actresses Producers And Directors


Breaking News !!! Breaking News !!!

Dateline Hollywood , Ca. July 17 , 2011

The N.A.A.C.P. in conjunction with the usual Rogues Gallery of Ludicrous Litigants , ” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan of The Nation Of Islam , Morris Dees of The Southern Poverty Law Center , The ” Reverend ” Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson of  The Rainbow Coalition , Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton of Operation Push and of course Clarence ” Trash Mouth ” Hankins of  The Confused Man – Children of  Philadelphia A.K.A. The New Black Panther Party today announced a law suit against  The National Association of Lesbian Actresses Producers And Directors. The basis of the new suit is that an upcoming show produced by NALAPD is a vile evil racist plot to denigrate the Powerful and Noble Men of Color of America. As best as CNBC can determine what has the Melanin Enhanced Man – Children upset is that this new show called  ” The Talk ” is an all female and all Lesbian production. When asked for a comment by CNBC regarding this development  Clarence ” Trash Mouth ” Hankins replied thusly ” This is yet another vile evil racist plot perpetrated by dem White Cracka mofos. The only thing different about this one is that it specifically targets The Powerful and Noble Men of Color of  America and The Mighty Panther Nation. By denying Black men of their rightful place as the head of The Black Family they denigrate and emasculate him to the point where he can’t overcome his White imposed handicaps. If this show goes on the air we will send a team of our toughest Panther Sistas to rumble with these Cracka Dykes on their own Hollywood sets.”

CNBC  is fervently hoping that ” The Talk ” will indeed go on the air. Can you imagine the comedic joy in seeing a bunch of Craka Dykes kicking the shit  out of some Panther Sista ? lol Yes yes I know yet ANOTHER editorial comment. Are you ready? Here comes another one.


When reached by CNBC for a comment as to ” Trash Mouth’s ”  threats  Ms. Windy Storm the producer of the show replied thusly . ” While it’s true that the show focuses on FEMALE contributions to society and the family and therefore stars and is produced and directed by females we will be having male guest stars to discuss their familial roles also. It is true that the vast majority of those men will be White , however that was not a conscious decision on our parts. We wanted and indeed invited many Black men to appear on our show. The problem we ran into was that the 30 % of Black males that actually do have a role in their families had a problem that would not allow them to participate. THEY HAD A JOB !!! ” ” Perhaps in 100 years or so when the other 70 % of Black men take responsibility for their families we will have a big enough pool to draw our guests from”


Reporting for CNBC from Hollywood Wink Tisdale.

To see what fomented this fiasco please click here

Flour to the Crackers !! We SHALL bake !!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!!

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7 Responses to N.A.A.C.P. To Sue The National Asscociation Of Lesbian Actresses Producers And Directors

  1. Joy says:

    40 hits a day? Count your lucky stars! The only way I can get those sorts of numbers is if I go begging for Friends on Facebook (which, by the way, is working: I’m overwhelmed with requests for Friendship and confirmations – obviously issued without any background checks..lol…), on my way to a huge Friends base of Right-Thinking crackas of ALL skin colors! (If anyone challenges that apparent paradox, may I remind then that that’s why God invented food coloring!!) Being “crackas” is not a mental disorder (only Liberallism is – ask Michael Savage!) nor a racist group; it’s a STATE OF MIND! It’s ATTITUDE (badass & otherwise).

    Anyway, back to your 40 hits a day (sort of like working at Hooters?): Don’t worry, your fan base will grow. Start a “Cause” on FB and ask all your subscribers to invite (at least) 75 of their own respective Friends base, etc. You should gain a lot of new subscribers. Things don’t happen overnight. Example: I’m a HUGE fan of Pam Geller’s Atlas Shrugs, and her distribution list is now quite large, I’m sure; but not so long ago, reading the comments, one had the distinct impression that there weren’t many fans out there. However, over the past couple of years, word has spread , and she’s MUCH more widely known than before – and her TV appearances are increasing as well, so these are exponential factors that feed on each other and build an even larger base of “hits” in addition to the core base of real fans.

    BTW, think I’ll pass on the Bandito Rover career opportunity – can’t run as fast as I used to…

    RE breaking into the Dyke Section of the Human Race, in another post I’ll relate some funny experiences I’ve had in that dept. Suffice to say, it takes all kinds to make this race human and endlessly fascinating. But I think what unites or divides us on more substantive issues involves the head AND the heart (as much as other body parts…). So religion and/or politics are really either the glue that binds or the poison that divides. But more later…

    • Dear Cracker Joel :
      I had 653 hits on my FIRST DAY !! It’s been going down hill steadily siince then yet everybody tell me they like it. A paradox??

      I understand everything you are saying. I’m trying to be patient about it but it frustrates me to know end that people will just sit on Facebook all day and copy and paste links to OTHER people’s work instead of writing their own or reading one of their own’s ORIGINAL work.

      Keeping the Cracker faith.

    • Dear Cracker Joel :
      I had 653 hits on my FIRST DAY !! It’s been going down hill steadily siince then yet everybody tell me they like it. A paradox??

      I understand everything you are saying. I’m trying to be patient about it but it frustrates me to know end that people will just sit on Facebook all day and copy and paste links to OTHER people’s work instead of writing their own or reading one of their own’s ORIGINAL work.

      Keeping the Cracker faith.

  2. Dear Joy :

    Wendy Emily is indeed a real Firecracker Lawyer. I guarantee you she WILL have Trashmouth’s cojones in due course. The Confused Man – Children of Philadelphia certainly do give new meaning to the word ” pussies ” lol

    As for not doing anything you wouldn’t I’d love to do everything you do. I tried for years to be a Lesbian but they wouldn’t let me in there club. DAMN wall builders !!

    Say hi to the mini cacti for us from Cracker Nation. Be talking with you again soon I’m sure.

    Bye fro now

    • Dear Joy :
      Thank you so much for the nice compliments. I’m a bit confused though about why if my fans are so amused how come I only get 40 hits a day on my blog. lol
      As for the qualifications for the position of Bandito Rover there are only three. You must be American , you must be able to run fast , and you must have a REALLY badass attitude towards Mexican illegal alines. My guess is that you could qualify. lol

      Keep on Crackering Cracker.

  3. Joy says:

    This is Cracka Dyke Joy reporting from the field (actually, the Calif. desert…). Glad we have such a crack legal team of cracka dyles representing us in our suit againt Trashmouth and his mean ol’ Black Cracka Sistahs, representing the NBPP (but what a bunch of wimp-outs those mean struttin’ guys really are!). Glad things are under control at the home office. Plan to drop in to see all youse crackas whenever I can tear myself away from my beloved cactii (they’re just like my own little kids – got ’em named and everything!). Meanwhile, take care – and don’t do anything i wouldn’t do (wink, wink…)!!

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