Mo’s Palace Of The Heavenly Virgins


BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. — The OTHER CNBC

Dateline New York City August 12 , 2010


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       CNBC Entertainment news has another huge scoop to tell you about today. Snoop Dog will announce soon that he is opening a ” Gentleman’s Club ” near the Cordoba Center / Islamic Mosque at Ground Zero in N.Y.C. When asked by CNBC for a comment regarding his latest venture Mr. Dogg replied thusly. ” When my Cracka Brotha Kinky Friedman decided to open his pork restaurant and hold his concerts it made me realize that the Cracka Brotha was onto something. I started to think about how I could cash in on my  Cracka Brother’s idea. Then it occurred to me that those Crackas are going to be all wound up after a good meal and concert and would want to continue the night. Hell I may be a Brotha and a Rap Gangsta but I’m not stupid. The Cracka Brothers are going to want to look at the ladies. Even Cracka money is green.”

Our sources report that Mr. Dogg and Kinky are in negotiations on a cooperative arrangement where they both can make money off this. One preliminary idea that has been floated is a Burqa Lap Dance at Kinky’s ” Welcome To The Neighborhood Cordoba Center Friday Night Rockin’ With Allah Concerts And Pig Roast.” For a donation of ten dollars to the 911 Survivors Fund you can get a Burqa Lap Dance from one of Mo’s Girls. Admit it now you’ve ALWAYS wondered what’s behind that Burqa!!

There are other ideas  being discussed.

CNBC thinks this business venture of Mr. Dogg’s is an excellent idea. WoW!!!! Kinky Friedman and Snoop Doog now there are two names you don’t hear in the same sentence often. Tell the truth now haven’t you always wondered what’s behind that Burqa? Yes yes I know editorial comments all. We’ve been through this before. It’s MY blog so I can say whatever the Hell I want.


Stay tuned to CNBC for further details in ” The Adventures of Kinky And Snoop ” as they emerge.


Flour to the Crackers !! We SHALL bake !!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!

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5 Responses to Mo’s Palace Of The Heavenly Virgins

  1. Esther Ferencz says:

    First TIME seeing this and found it wonderfully HYSTERICAL.
    I have had visions of the whole scene taking place and its a REAL’ allah a gogo’~~~~AFTER ‘church’ off for pork and babes~~~~~~~LOL
    GREAT READ!
    PLUS the pics are outstanding~~~~~~~“May I steal Lady In Red?? A great movie…..GOOD song too.
    This needs to be added to Paul, dont ask me how, your the smart one here~~~just move it fwd to now.

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  3. Linda Statler says:

    U R right! This is your blog and U can say “What ever the Hell U want” LOL! U go girl! If the women N this picture of Mo’s Palace R virgins, then I’ve never been with a woman! LMAO!

    • Dear Lana :

      Please be advised that I’m not ignoring you or any of my other friends / fans. It would appear that The HaNazees have figured out a way to block my access to Facebook even when I use my VPN. I’m working on it and hope to have it fixed soon.

      Lana I need yo to do me a favor and contact my friend Madeline Cedarline on Facebook and ask her to e-mail me here.

      I’ll probably be writing in my blog again soon so keep your eyes peeled.

      I hope all is well with you and yours.

      Warmest regards

      Paul

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