I Blame Jesus

           Spaced Teacher’s Adventures In The Middle Cosmos { China }

       

        This Lady is a Sister Of The Jardeen Rose. They are the sworn enemies of The HaNazee       

                                             

I Blame Jesus

By Spaced Teacher

 When I was a young pup of 45 I was a normal well adjusted American woman just biding time waiting for my midlife crisis.I had blond hair , crystal blue eyes, a keen mind and was in perfect health. I was wondering how I would embrace and celebrate this wondrous stage of life. While  in the library one day killing time  a Christian magazine cover happened to catch my eye.Curiously  I picked it up and read the cover article. Trust me when I tell you that it’s very unusual for me to be reading a Christian magazine.It was an interesting article. I read another then another and another. I then decided to check out the Christian employment ads since I had no idea what Christian employment was and had plenty of time to kill. I guess it’s true that God works in mysterious ways since I was feeling the stirrings of an idea rumbling around in the attic of my awareness. Now with a little co-operation from the Cosmos —. Karma must have been listening because like a bolt from the Heavens the ad to come teach English in China jumped out at me. My problem of how to enjoy my impending fourth childhood was solved. Being an American with an acute sense of adventure I thought this would be as good a place and situation as any to have a Golden Years Adventure. I applied to teach at a Chinese University. I was not seriously expecting a reply. Much to my amazement I was accepted. Two weeks later I was in The Middle Cosmos { China }That was how my  fourth childhood , my third career and my adventure in The Middle Cosmos began.