The Russians Are Coming !!! The Russians Are Coming !!!


D.D. Lumix’s China Travel Blog

                The Russians Are Coming!! The Russians Are Coming!! { To Dinner}

By D.D. Lumix With A Little Help From Her ” Owner ” Spaced Teacher

This past Easter I had a rather profound religious experience here in Qiqihar. The Russian Orthodox Lady teachers at my university invited me to join them for Easter dinner. They took me to a very nice restaurant in downtown Qiqihar. The restaurant they chose was a bit of an upscale establishment. The ambience and food was wonderful. The service was excellent. Still there was something amiss. I noticed it immediately . Why all the Crescent Moon decorations? Why were the menus written in Arabic? Apparently the ladies did not . lol

Let’s just say that Easter dinner in a Muslim restaurant was an interesting experience. LoL It was such delicious irony. The dessert of this irony was that it was apparently totally lost on the Russian ladies.
I love Russian women.

GOD bless Mother Russia!!!

This doesn’t look like Brussells !

Sheoda {Japan } John { America } Doosik { S. Korea } The two Chinese people are the restaraunt owners.

“The Adventures Of Spacedteacher In The Middle Cosmos { China }” are a collection of short stories based upon my actual experiences.They are written from the point of view of an American ” lao wai” { foreigner}. As is the case with all of humanity’s gardens there are flowers AND weeds.The Chinese garden is no different in that regard , they have flowers in the form of the Jardeen Roses and Jasmine and crabgrass in the form of the HaNazees. I try to weed the crabgrass while focusing on and accentuating the Jardeen Rose and Jasmine .

I have taken only the barest minimum of poetic license in an effort to make these stories more enjoyable to read for you. Trust me when I tell you it happened 99 % exactly as I tell it. All names have been fictionalized to protect the guilty from legal action be that civil or criminal and to protect the innocent from the guilty and most importantly to protect the author , yours truly , from the crabgrass in the Chinese garden. Those HaNazee can be vicious bastards!! lol

All characters , plot lines , fictional places , and anything else even remotely associated with these stories is the intellectual property of Spaced Teacher D.B.A. Bea Wildered Enterprises and may not be used without the express written consent of the aforementioned Spaced one or Bea herself.

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2 Responses to The Russians Are Coming !!! The Russians Are Coming !!!

  1. Dear Cracker Lana :

    God BLESS Mother Russia !!! I thought that bunny was a bit strange looking too. lol
    I ALWAYS protect the guilty —- they usually have enough money to sue me if I don’t . lol

  2. Lana Statler says:

    You seem to be protecting me (the guilty) alot lately ~ LOL ~ Thanks P ~
    I like the Russian Women ~ WHEW ~ They are Hot ~ but I am torn between them and the big bunny on top left hand side with all the eggs! LOL ~

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