Carved In Stone !! HaNazee Style !!


Spaced Teacher’s Adventures In The Middle Cosmos


This Lady is a ” Sister Of The Jardeen Rose.”

The Sisters Of The Jardeen Rose ” are the sworn enemies of the HaNazee

The Ten Commandments Of The HaNazee Faith

By Spaced Teacher

Dear Readers :

Today I will discuss the history and reasoning behind The Ten Commandments Of The HaNazee Faith.

1. Always obfuscate , delay , intimidate and generally frustrate the  ” lao wai”{ foreigners} in all dealings.

This Commandment originates as all of them do from the time of the first HaNazee Emperor,Wo Bu Zhi Dao.The reasoning was that since at that time there were about 400 “lao wai” in the land of the HaNazee and the Emperor knew of their strength power and intelligence he was very fearful of  them. He thought that those 400 might take over his kingdom. He also suspected that they were followers of that infernal ” lao wai” God known to the HaNazees,as Sheng Di.The best defense he could devise with the limited resources at his disposal at the time was to confuse and frustrate the ” lao wai”. Don’t laugh this strategy has worked generally well  for 5,000 years. It has survived the ages and is still a part of HaNazee tactics when dealing either with individual lao wai or with lao wai countries.



2. Think rationally 20% of the time.

Now to the ” lao wai” mind this seems to be in contravention of Commandment #1. Quite to the contrary. It’s actually in conjunction with Commandment # 1. Consider it carefully Pilgrim. If you are a ” lao wai”{ foreigner} who is used to dealing with unvarnished stupidity and then suddenly you get rational lucid thought and efficient and polite service wouldn’t it confuse you at least in the short term?


Never hire or promote anybody , especially a woman , based upon merit.



Since that infernal lao wai God Sheng Di was a female personae Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao had an inherent hatred of women. This Commandment evolves from his misogyny. He viewed all gyno – HaNazee as demons and evil spirts. HaNazee men are firm believers in this attitude. Surprisingly many HaNazee women are also.It also is related to other Commandments which we will deal with in due course.

Always sow the Seeds of Ignorance and Chaos. I will discuss this in great detail in the upcoming Episodes ” HaNazee Mythology For Dummies” and ” The Tribe Of The 57 th Flower”






Always kill or imprison ” The Sisters Of The Jardeen Rose” whenever they are confronted. I will also discuss this in great length in the chapters I mentioned in the preceding Commandment.


Never educate your people. Always rely on  a juvenile style of nationalistic indoctrination to maintain control of your populace.


Educated people are troublesome and a threat to ” Social Stability”. Indoctrinated people will do anything or hurt anybody for any reason as long as they are told by their HaNazee leaders that their actions are good for the Glorious HaNazee  Motherland. Now to the Western mind this seem so stupid as to be dismissed out of hand but believe me the HaNazee ” common folks” fall for this stupidity every time. This strategy is very effective. I can assure you Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao knew his people well.

NEVER show drive ambition or creative thought.

The typical HaNazee solution. lol

If you do this somebody might actually expect something of you. Or worse yet your HaNazee boss will think you are after his / her job.You may find your self in Columbus , Ohio U.S.A. consigned to eating Mexican food for the rest of your life very quickly.


“Plowing The Field” should take no more than eight minutes.

This Commandment is also known as ” The HaNazee Man’s Guide To Lovemaking”. Again because of Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao’s hatred of women they do not have any status or rights in the HaNazee social order. There is no need therefore to treat your wife as a valued partner. There is no need to please her sexually. Sex for the HaNazee male is like plowing a very small field. Get  in , do your thing , plant your seed and move on to more important things like lunch or ping pong.



 

 

Claim all lands as being HaNazee lands originally.



The HaNazee Nation has a 5,000 year history of culture and civilization. Their civilization has been around , according to them , much longer than anybody else’s therefore all lands must have been HaNazee at one time.”If we just claim it and tell the lao wai about our 5,000 year old civilization and remind them that we have 1.5. billion people we might get lucky and some of them may just kow tow without a fight.” is the thinking with regard to this Commandment. It’s worth a shot from their perspective I guess.


Point the “HaNazee Finger Of Shame” at as many lao wai and lao wai countires as possible.

The reasoning for this Commandment is simple. A good offense is the best defense. Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao was paranoid , delusional and an all around general pain in the ass but he wasn’t stupid.

 

Do not let fact , well reasoned thinking and critical analysis be a deciding factor in when you point ” The HaNazee Finger Of Shame” or which lao wai or lao wai country you point it at.Most importantly do not worry about the consequences of your actions. In most cases there will be none since most lao wai do not give a damn about anything the HaNazees have to say. If somebody gets hurt well it’s o.k. because it was all for the Glorious HaNazee Motherland.

Nothing or nobody in all of HaNazeeland may move faster than” The Napping Panda Of Sichuan”.


There will be much more on this in upcoming chapters. For now I’ll just tell you that Emepror Wo Bu Zhi Dao was deathly afraid that if his people became too ambitious  , efficient and educated they would revolt and toss him and his cronies out of the Palace.He would then need to get the one thing that all HaNazees , especially the men,fear the most. A real job!!!In the dreaded private sector !!!He wasn’t about to let that happen!!

Never fight a lao wai fairly. Always be part of a mob when fighting a lao wai.

If you fight a lao wai fairly and lose which is highly likely, it’s bad P.R. for The Glorious HaNazee Motherland. If however you fight as a mob and 60 of you defeat 3 lao wai that can always be “spun” by the HaNazee Propaganda Apparatus as an overwhelming victory for The Glorious HaNazee Nation.If you do not believe this just ask the S. Koreans they have intimate knowledge of the HaNazee mob mentality. They also know how to deal with it very effectively.





Thou shalt have no God or leader more revered than Emperor Wo BuZhi Dao.

This man was demonically brilliant!!! To this day he is a constant pain in the ass to the civilized world.


Always spend 8 Kwai and ride the bus across town for two hours to save 5 jiao {.5Kwai} on eggs.

I don’t know the reason for this one. I’ve seen many HaNazees do it though. I’ve even asked some of my HaNazee acquaintances about it. All they can or will tell me is that it is one of The Commandments but they don’t know the reasoning. I have no idea if they are telling me the truth or not. I wouldn’t be surprised either way. I think this might relate to Commandments 1 and 2.

Always mock and belittle the handicapped especially the lysdexic.

This is exactly the type of ignorant attitude the HaNazee have towards the handicapped

The handicapped and other physically and mentally challenged people are viewed as a shame upon the family and nation in HaNazee culture. They are incredibly cruel people in this regard. I don’t know what their particular problem with lysdexia is. One of the mysteries of life I guess.

Promote soy food products in all lao wai lands.

The HaNazee have known for thousands of years that soy causes the feminization of men.They figure that if they can turn all lao wai men into women then when war comes the lao wai will be easier to defeat.Obviously the Emperor didn’t know about our Amazon Battalions who are at their fiercest when their friend comes to pay a visit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

Be a good speller

Spelling Master # 1 where are you. We have a spelling offender for   you to deal with.

They think this impresses the lao wai. I can assure you that it doesn’t. As usual with the HaNazees it’s all stile and no substance.Where is The Spelling Mistress # 1? We have a level 6 Spelling Offender that need re-education.


Always maintain good relations with the lao wai / foreign nation of Carrefours. { France }


I guess it’s not surprising that two nations that haven’t won a war in hundreds of years would form a natural kinship.A sort of ” Alliance Of Losers” as it were.



Always keep your head firmly tucked up your ass!!!

This goes back to that eternal fuckwit Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao’s worldview yet again. The deluded Emperor firmly believed that all lao wai nations were evil. He didn’t want any of his people being infected with their ideas such as human rights , Democracy , proper sanitation , Western plumbing , Kentucky Fried Chicken , Rock n Roll Music , a work ethic , morals etc etc. He was especially fearful of them knowing the truth of that infernal meddling troublesome lao wai God Sheng Di. His remedy for this problem was that his people should be commanded to have a world view that is rooted in keeping your head firmly tucked up your ass. To this day HaNazees don’t believe there is any nation other than The Glorious HaNazee Empire. Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao and his people are a pimple on the asshole of progress. These folks suffer from terminal fecal occulus A.K.A. shitty outlook. They are mentally constipated.


I hope this explanation of The Ten Commandments Of The HaNazee
” Faith” improved your understanding of the HaNazee culture and the psyche of the HaNazee mind. I don’t know about you but I’m not at all surprised that their cats are the only ones that understand them.

HaNazee cats must be very intelligent. LoL

We shall speak again soon Pilgrim.May the Grace of Li Tan be upon you.


Until then

Zai jian  / goodbye

Mystery Girl 

“The Adventures Of Spaced Teacher In The Middle Cosmos { China }” are a collection of short stories based upon my actual experiences.They are written from the point of view of an American ” lao wai” { foreigner}. As is the case with all of humanity’s gardens there are flowers AND weeds.The Chinese garden is no different in that regard , they have flowers in the form of the Jardeen Roses and Jasmine and crabgrass in the form of the HaNazees. I try to weed the crabgrass while focusing on and accentuating the Jardeen Rose and Jasmine .

I have taken only the barest minimum of poetic license in an effort to make these stories more enjoyable to read for you. Trust me when I tell you it happened 99 % exactly as I tell it. All names have been fictionalized to protect the guilty from legal action be that civil or criminal and to protect the innocent from the guilty and most importantly to protect the author , yours truly , from the crabgrass in the Chinese garden. Those HaNazee can be vicious bastards!! lol

The HaNazee are well known for having an aversion to the spelling and grammar challenged among us. These guys are in the employ of the HaNazee.

All characters , plot lines , fictional places , and anything else even remotely associated with these stories is the intellectual property of Spaced Teacher D.B.A. Bea Wildered Enterprises and may not be used without the express written consent of the aforementioned Spaced one or Bea herself.

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2 Responses to Carved In Stone !! HaNazee Style !!

  1. Lana Statler says:

    Wow Paul this says alot of their demeanor. I understand being afraid of those beautiful Lao Wai God Sheng Di ~ They scare me as well, just not that much ~ LOL ~ YEAH for the AMAZON WOMEN! I always did like “Zena the Warrior Woman” LOL~ I sometimes have a twisted mind Paul! Shhhh that is our secret for sure.

    You paint a very interesting view of a people from another world ~ Somewhat like being on mars from this end ~ I wonder if the Martians think the same of us?

    I look forward to reading more of these commandments and your views ~ You are the book that gives us insight into the ways of a people half way around the world ~

    Keep us informed as I am interested in learning more about these commandments ~ Interesting how part of this county wants us to keep our heads up our asses so we can’t see what they are doing ~ Emperors, Presidents, Kings ~ They all have something in common ~ They want their people contained and brainwashed into thinking the way they want us to ~

    It’s amazing how many people like the sand aye?

  2. Esther Ferencz says:

    Very INTERESTING indeed PAUL~~~Have a much better understanding of the LOONS….Truely I do. Pathetic LAZY ASSES………………..even the men in the sack., NICE of them UGH!ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    Great Pics, you have exquiste taste in the Chinese WOMEN PICS as well Americans.
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHh Must be a quiet hell to live in the land of “IGNORANCE IS BLISS”, watch and listen to them gather here and there and wonder IS THERE a BRAIN with its own THOUGHT?
    BTW I sooo loved my role as housewife and mother…..NOW I am on to other things TOO, always was, BUT the houswifey thing brought me pleasure I DO UNDERSATND the educated Chinese women are SICK of being SLAVES thus bypassing marriage and on to ALONEHOOD! LOL and quite HAPPY I have read~……………….~~so NAY on that F the 50s
    housewife……………..hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    ALL in ALL very good read that could be summed up into a couple goodies……….LAZY and NO THOUGHT of own is GOOOD as per commandment………….The Hanazze KING or wahtever his title is actually a dumb fer …….and all go along to please his ROYAL ASS……………sad sad and sadder~~~~

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