” Grope And Strange “


BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. – The OTHER CNBC

Dateline :   The White House Washington D.C.  Nov. 19 , 2010

Informed CNBC sources within the White House are telling us that The Usurper In Chief and His Dumbass Enablers  are in a serious panic about huge losses of support in every demographic except one — PERVERTS , therefore a serious rebranding of their message and a concentration solely on his remaining demographic is under way. Kevin Jennings will be the new Campaign Chief , The Banking Queen will be the new Congressional Democratic Outreach Chief ,  and ” Big Sis ” will be the new Chief of Staff. Sources inform us that many more changes will be coming. The new slogan of the rebranded message will be ” Grope And Strange “.  Acorn has been instructed to begin a search , identify and register mission for all undocumented perverts. Congress will of course and as usual be exempt from any new regulations and rules. There are rumors circulating of millions of new Pervert Patrol Agents being hired.

Stay tuned to CNBC for further developments as they emerge.

Reporting live for Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. — The OTHER CNBC Da Shawan Epping

Flour To The Crackers !! We shall bake !!

Now  go spread your crumbs around Crackers.

Inspiration for this story came from Cracker Ronald Faria. Kudos to you Cracker. Well done.

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6 Responses to ” Grope And Strange “

  1. Dear T.P. :

    You are indeed a twisted little pretzel.

  2. Esther Ferencz says:

    This was a VERY FUNNY one SIR CRACKER IN CHARGE!

  3. Lana Statler says:

    LMAO – more like Strange Groping! LOL

    • Dear Cracker Lana :

      You have an acute grasp of the obvious Ma’am and not just the merely obvious but the INCREDIBLY obvious.
      Glad I was able to give you a chuckle. Hope you’re feeling better.

  4. James G. Borden says:

    The Muslim Rat’s days as president are numbered!

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