Panic At 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.


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Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. – The OTHER CNBC

Dateline :   The Whitehouse Washington D.C.  Nov. 19 , 2010

Informed CNBC sources within the Whitehouse are telling us that The Usurper In Chief and His Dumbass Enablers  are in a serious panic about huge losses of support in every Demographic except one PERVERTS , therefore a serious rebranding of their message and a concentration soley on his remaining demographic is under way. Kevin Jennings will be the new Campaign Chief , The Banking Queen will be the new Congressional Democratic Outreach Chief ,  and ” Big Sis ” will be the new Chief of Staff. Sources inform us that many more changes will be coming. The new slogan of the rebranded message will be ” Grope And Strange “.  Acorn has been instructed to begin a search , identify and register mission for all undocumented perverts. Congress will of course and as usual be exempt from any new regualtions and rules. There are rumors circulating of milions of new Pervert Patrol Agents being hired.

Stay tuned to CNBC for further developments as they emerge.

Reporting live for Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. — The OTHER CNBC Da Shawan Epping

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Inspiration for this story came from Cracker Ronald Faria. Kudos to you Cracker. Well done.

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Jimmy Hoffa Found —– Alive !!!


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Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. – The OTHER CNBC

Dateline : Portland Oregon Sep. 8 , 2010

The Pervert Patrols of The Transportation Safety Agency have just announced a stunning arrest. At 7:00 P.M. this evening an elderly Moslem woman by the name of Fatima Ibn Bin Sultan Ibrahim Al Monsour Farooq tried to board a plane to Minneapolis , Mn. For some reason known probably only to himself an Agent of The Pervert Patrol became suspicious of the Moslem Lady. He notified his superiors of the reason for his suspicions and a Hajb ” Love Pat ” was performed. Much to EVERYBODY’S amazement this woman’s true identity was determined. Mr. Jimmy Hoffa is now under arrest and awaiting questioning by the Justice Department.

Stay tuned to CNBC for further details in this story as they emerge.

Reporting live  from Portland , Oregon for Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. The OTHER CNBC  Inge Johansson.

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Score One For The Pervert Patrols !!!


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Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. – The OTHER CNBC

Dateline Portland Oregon Nov. 18 , 2010

The Pervert Patrols of The Transportation Safety Agency have just announced a stunning arrest. At 7:00 P.M. this evening an elderly Moslem woman by the name of Fatima Ibn Bin Sultan Ibrahim Al Monsour Farooq tried to board a plane to Minneapolis , Mn. For some reason known probably only to himself an Agent of The Pervert Patrol became suspicious of the Moslem Lady. He notified his superiors of the reason for his suspicions and a Hajb ” Love Pat ” was performed. Much to EVERYBODY’S amazement this women’s true identity was determined. Mr. Jimmy Hoffa is now under arrest and awaiting questioning by the Justice Department.

Stay tuned to CNBC for further details in this story as they emerge.

 

Reporting live  from Portland , Oregon for Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. The OTHER CNBC  Inge Johansson.

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Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers.

Terrorist Alert Issued For Minneapolis , Mn.


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Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. – The OTHER CNBC

Dateline :  The Homeland Security Department Washington D.C. Nov. 19 , 2011

The Homeland Security Department has just issued a terror alert for Minneapolis , Mn.  According to ” Big Sis ” of The H.S.D. there is currently a team of highly skilled and extremely dangerous terrorists enroute to Minneapolis , Mn. This team consists of nineteen  blue haired Lutheran Swedish grandmothers who are allegedly traveling to Minneapolis to see their grandsons play in a local hockey tournament. H.S.D suspects that these Swedish grannies have hidden their explosives in the Swedish apple cake and hockey sticks that they have brought their grandsons as gifts.

H.S.D. has surveillance video of these nefarious Grannies engaging in such suspicious activities as going to Church , singing Protestant Hymns , cross wearing , speaking Swedish inviting the American people to sample Swedish coffee and pastry.

and  God FORBID eating ham !!

H.S.D. has alerted the Transportation Safety Agency to be on the lookout for these  Hockey HitGrannies. T.S.A. has deployed their Pervert Patrols and has assured ” Big Sis ” that these stone cold killer Grannies will NOT give them the slip.

H.S.D. urges the American public to treat these inhuman bloodless Grannies with EXTREME caution should they be stumbled upon. CNBC urges the American public to dismiss this idiocy out of hand as they do the vast majority of what our government tells us  and have a good chuckle about it. Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment. What can I say these morons invite ridicule it would be impolite on my part not to respond in kind.

Reporting from Washington D.C. live for Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. The OTHER CNBC  Inger Svenson

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Tugging On Superman’s Cape !!


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Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. — The OTHER CNBC

Dateline The Whitehouse , Washington D.C. Nov. 3 , 2010

Reliable CNBC sources within the White House inform us that yet another gigantic government takeover of private enterprises is going to be announced soon. It would seem that all children that trick or treated in Democratic precincts were given I.O.U.s that are redeemable  in twenty years. Now as any of you that have a six year old child know this  is an entirely unacceptable situation. The parents did what any kind loving parent would do. ” It’s for the children ” after all. They marched right down to their local Mom and Pop candy stores and demanded their candy. The proprietors being clueless about this arrangement since it was made as usual with the Dumbasses behind closed doors and with no consultation with anybody but their own Comrades did what any business person with a grain of common sense would do. They refused to pay. Word has reached Washington. The Usurper In Chief is said to be livid. He cancelled his golf game in Mumbai to deal with this problem. The World Apology Tour will of course go on as scheduled.

It will be announced next Monday that all Mom and Pop candy stores in the country will be nationalized. A Candy Czar will be appointed post haste. The Reese’s Pieces are going to hit the fan.

WoW !!!  The Magic Negro can mess with General Motors ,A.I.G. and Wall Street but messing with Mom and Pop America ?? !! Talk about ” tugging on Superman’s Cape!!! lol Yes yes I know that was an editorial coment. DUCK !!  Here comes another one. If he gets this agitated over this can you imagine what will happen the first time Speaker Of The House John Boehner doesn’t cave and give him his way. He’ll probably sell America to Costa Rica. lol

Stay tuned to CNBC for further details in this story as they emerge.

Reporting live for CNBC from Washington D.C.  M.N.M. Green

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