Hollywood Knights


BULLETIN !!! BULLETIN !!!

CNBC – Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. – The OTHER CNBC

Dateline : Hollywood , Ca. June 26 , 2012

CNBC has a scoop from the world of entertainment for you today Ladies and Gentleman. Earlier today Mr. Paul Stanner the C.E.O. and Chief Cook And Bottle Washer of Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. — The Oher CNBC announced that CNBC would be offering adult entertainment effective immediately. CNBC’s adult fare will be produced in conjunction with Buck Nekked Productions which is owned by adult film star John Henry ”  Buck ” Nekked and his stunningly beautiful , bisexual and sizzling hot wife Holly ” The Electric Rose ” Hanson star of the adult film classics ” The Stairway To Heaven Hotel ” and ” Tex Likes Pie Too ” . CNBC , judging by Holly’s photo below is absolutley certain that ” Hollywood Knights ” is going to be a smash it. Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment. You really do not need to remind me every single time !!

The first offering of adult fare on CNBC will be a xxx rated talk show titled ” Hollywood Knights ”  hosted by ” The Electric Rose ” herself.

Stay tuned folks this is going to get very interesting. Oh boy lots and lots of nekked Cracker women !!! Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment.

Reporting for CNBC from ” Tinsel Town ” Ca.  Michael ” Big Mic ”  Testes

Flour to the Crackers.

We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers!!

P.S. : Remember Crackers to be considered Buck Nekked you must take your socks off too.

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