BREAKING NEWS !!!! BREAKING NEWS !!!!
Dateline : Indianapolis , Indiana July 23 , 2010
The A.A.W.B.P. American Association of White Basketball Players
announced a suit today against the N.B.A. and The United States Equal Opportunities Commission for employment discrimination against white basketball players in the N.B.A. When asked for a comment on this suit Mr. Larry Eagle the President of the A.A.W.B.P. said the following. ” In a country that is compromised of 70 % Caucasian people we find it hard to believe that the N.B.A. has so few White players. We do not think that is coincidence. We believe that the fact that the N.B.A. player pool is 80 % Black is the result of a vile insipid racist plot on the part of various Black advocacy groups such as the N.A.A.C.P. , The New Black Panther Party, The Southern Poverty Law Center , The Rainbow Coalition and Operation Push. The purpose of this plot is to ensure that all the best economically disadvantaged white players in Appalachia and other poor White regions of the country are kept where they belong thus ensuring the Black players million dollar employment in the N.B.A. and the coke dealers and purveyors of ” gangsta culture ” continued profits. We demand that this racist plot be stopped immediately and that the N.B.A. fund development programs in poor white regions and provide a predetermined amount of scholarship money to White players. If our demands are not met by the American legal system than we shall call upon the White Knights of The Court to kick ass on every Black basketball court in the country until the legal system and our enemies have no choice but to recognize our abilities and give us the chance we deserve. “
When Clarence ” Trash Mouth ” Hankins the Director of Communications for The New Black Panther Party was asked by CNBC for a comment he replied thusly. ” Crackers can’t jump — or pass , dribble , shoot or rebound. We are ready to rumble with these Crackers on their own courts. “
Right where a Panther belongs !!
Won’t it be great fun to watch The New Black Panthers put down their nightsticks and take to the court to get soundly whipped by a bunch of Crackers. That would bring a whole new purpose to Midnite Basketball. lol Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment. lol
Reporting for Cracker News Broadcasting Network from Indianapolis , Indiana Larry Eagle.
Flour to the Crackers !!! We SHALL bake !!!
Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers