April 6, 2011 2 Comments
BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!
Dateline N.Y.C. : April 5 , 2011 Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. — The OTHER CNBC
Lady and Gentlemen Crackers CNBC has a huge scoop from the world of entertainment for you today. The Man With The Midas Touch A.K.A. Mr. Richard ” Kinky ” Friedman in conjunction with his good Cracker buddies Snoop Dogg and The Village People have scheduled a trifecta of world class entertainment that will commence with Kinky’s Good Friday “Friday Night Rocking With The Soldiers Of Allah Concert And Pig Roast. ” The theme for this concert will be ” Burn A Koran Night ” Anybody that brings a Koran to throw on The Bonfire Of The Sanities will be rewarded with some very special gifts. More on that in a moment. The very special Master Of The Bonfire for this evening will be none other than the Reverend Terry Jones. God knows he’s earned that right. Yes yes I know — editorial comment. Do we have to go through this EVERY time?? !! lol
Reverend Jones will commence the evening’s festivities with The Lord’s Prayer and then ignite the Bonfire Of The Sanities. Reverend Jones will also have the honor of toasting the first marshmallow. In a particularly humorous touch Kinky has arranged for Rev. Jones personal body guard to be none other then the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man from the movie Ghost Busters. ” Who ya gonna call Jihadis? ” Kinky does have a delicious streak of humor in his make up. lol Yes yes I know — editorial comment again. Do you guys EVER get tired of pointing that out to me?
The schedule of the evening’s entertainment is as announced below.
The Gaither Vocal Band ” Second Fiddle “
The Reverend Jeremiah Kright singing ” Oh Sweet Jesus “
The 16 Guns Lady Fighter Pilot Revue singing ” 16 Guns “
” 16 guns and what do you get ? Another day older and closer to death ” You can run Jihadis but you can’t hide from these VERY angry Lady fighter pilots. lol Do you really NEED to remind me that that was yet another editorial comment? lol
The Reverend Matthias MacPherson singing ” The Battle Hymn Of The Republic “
This segment of the evening’s entertainment will conclude as always with Kinky Friedman and His Texas Jewboys singing ” They Ain’t Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore “
Unconfirmed rumors have it that that explosive musical group ” One Way Ticket ” from Damascus Syria have converted to Christianity and may make an appearance at Kinky’s show to sing ” Ask The Blind Man — He Saw It All ” Kinky will neither confirm nor deny this rumor. The Devil makes him do that. lol
And now as promised a word about Kinky’s , Snoops and TVP’s gifts to you.
Upon tossing your Koran into The Bonfire Of The Sanities and a pledge of $ 10.00 to the 911 Survivors Fund you will receive a voucher for a roast pork dinner and a Burqa Lap Dance at Snoop Dogg’s nightclub ” Mo’s Palace Of The Heavenly Virgins ” Admit it guys you’ve ALWAYS wondered what’s behind that burqa. lol Unconfirmed rumors have it that Mo’s Ladies will be mixing with the audience guys. In addition to these gifts you will also be treated to a concert by The Village People in which they will debut their newest song ” The Flaming Jihadi Blues “. This is a singular honor readers in that since The Village People’s opening of their own club ” The Flaming Infidel ” they NEVER perform anywhere else anymore. Kinky and Snoop apparently are very persuasive.
CNBC can’t wait for Good Friday. We look forward to seeing many of our readers there.
HAVE FUN !!!
Reporting from N.Y.C. for CNBC Honey Huggins
For the preceding chapters in this on-going saga for religious dominance click the links below :
Flour to the Crackers !!! We SHALL bake !!!
Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!!