The Kracker Barrel Awards : The Tale Of Trayvon


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Today we bring you a charming little ditty by a gentleman named Ratoo , ” The Tale Of Trayvon “. This contribution came to us via a comment on Paul Stanner’s article “ Another Trayvonning : Provo , Utah ” We think you’d all agree that Mr. Ratoo is a TwIStEd Kracker indeed and will fit in very nicely here.

The Tale Of Trayvon

By Ratoo

(to Funky Rap Beat)

Here is the Tale of Tough guy Trayvon

Thought he was gangster, but now he is gone

Someone Trayvoned his ass

Someone Trayvoned his ass

Drug dealing, watch stealing

Crime is what he did

Creepin round in the dark,

With tools and loot hid

Went to the store to buy Skittles and Tea

So if he was caught, he’d have de-ni-abil-ity

Jumping over fences, walking through the hood

Looking into windows, up to no good

(very brief silent pause)

Who will Trayvon his ass?

Who will Trayvon his ass?

Casing out a house, he met a guy named Zimmer-MAN

Thought he was a honky, but he were a badass Mexi-CAN

Trayvon talking tough, threw a couple blows,

Knocked him to the ground, broke his freakin nose.

Grabbed him by the head, pounding into the ground

Zimmer-MAN made his move, then there was a sound

(very brief silent pause)

He Trayvoned his ass

He Trayvoned his ass

 

Take then this lesson, learn it if you can

Do not mess around, with a badass Mexi-CAN

A badass Mexi-CAN

(very brief silent pause)

He will Trayvon your ass

He will Trayvon your ass

Final verse, spoken:

Run away punk: don’t make me Trayvon your ass.

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Trayvon Trouble : Grand Rapids , Mi.


Trayvon Trouble : Grand Rapids , Mi.

By Paul Stanner

CNBC regretfully announces new programming to it’s line – up today. In our new addition ” Trayvon Trouble ” we will focus on the stories of The Unfashionable Victims of Organized Black Thuggery all over the country. We would dearly like not to have to provide this program but unfortunately since The Drive By Media refuses to cover them and since The Progressive / Liberal Powers That Be will not prosecute them as vigorously or fight the root causes as zealously as the more P.C. crimes because these stories conflict with their world views and political goals we feel that we must provide the forum. ” Trayvon Troubles ” will continue as part of our programming line – up until such time as we feel that the ” Men Of God ” such as ” Rev” Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton , ” Rev . ” Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson , ” Rev. ” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan and the rest of their ilk involved in our time’s version 0f ” The Civil Rights Movement ” that foment this thuggery get the freaking message and until such time as the above mentioned can show as much compassion for these victims as they do for a juvenile delinquent who met an unfortunate demise as a result at least partly of his own stupidity. Since it’s been shown time and again over the last fourty years that these folks are just too damn stupid to grasp the elemental concepts of honor , fair play , and personal responsibility we expect a long and vicious battle. We are confident of ultimate victory though. Americans of all races are awakening to the true nature of these folks. It’s a new day Poverty Pimps no longer will us Crackers cower in fear at the threat of being called a racist by one of you. Let the games begin.

Today’s victims of Trayvon Trouble come to us from Grand Rapids , Mi. The case involves SEVEN attacks against White people by Organized Black Thuggery in Grand Rapids , Mi. Not surprisingly the local media refuse to report the hate crime nature of this attack and the local politicians refuse to do anything about it. CNBC wishes that we could report that the Revs. Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton , Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson , ” Calypso Louis Farrakhan , President Barry Soetero , The NAACP or any Black leader of prominence expressed their outrage at this heinous crime but we can’t. This crime is just not politically fashionable enough for the above mentioned to make money on or maintain their profiles in the national media. CNBC advises that nobody hold their breaths waiting for the above mentioned to give a damn about these victims. Satan will have a lemonade stand in Hell before The Unfashionable Victims get some attention from our ” leaders “. There are only so many tears and so much compassion to go around and all of the above mentioned spend their’s ONLY on The Melanin Enhanced people of America.

In Memoriam

Trayvon Trouble : Westfield N.J.


Trayvon Trouble : Westfield , N. J.

By Paul Stanner

CNBC regretfully announces new programming to it’s line – up today. In our new addition ” Trayvon Trouble ” we will focus on the stories of The Unfashionable Victims of Organized Black Thuggery all over the country. We would dearly like not to have to provide this program but unfortunately since The Drive By Media refuses to cover them and since The Progressive / Liberal Powers That Be will not prosecute them as vigorously or fight the root causes as zealously as the more P.C. crimes because these stories conflict with their world views and political goals we feel that we must provide the forum. ” Trayvon Troubles ” will continue as part of our programming line – up until such time as we feel that the ” Men Of God ” such as ” Rev” Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton , ” Rev . ” Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson , ” Rev. ” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan and the rest of their ilk involved in our time’s version 0f ” The Civil Rights Movement ” that foment this thuggery get the freaking message and until such time as the above mentioned can show as much compassion for these victims as they do for a juvenile delinquent who met an unfortunate demise as a result at least partly of his own stupidity. Since it’s been shown time and again over the last fourty years that these folks are just too damn stupid to grasp the elemental concepts of honor , fair play , and personal responsibility we expect a long and vicious battle. We are confident of ultimate victory though. Americans of all races are awakening to the true nature of these folks. It’s a new day Poverty Pimps no longer will us Crackers cower in fear at the threat of being called a racist by one of you. Let the games begin.

Today’s victims of Trayvon Trouble come to us from Westfield , N.J. The case involves a rape and murder of a 57 year old White woman by means of strangulation and stabbing committed by a young Black Gangsta Wannabe FROM 1976. Trayvon Trouble has indeed been with us for a very long time. CNBC wishes that we could report that the Revs. Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton , Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson , ” Calypso Louis Farrakhan , President Barry Soetero , The NAACP or any Black leader of prominence expressed their outrage at this heinous crime but we can’t. This crime is just not politically fashionable enough for the above mentioned to make money on or maintain their profiles in the national media. CNBC advises that nobody hold their breaths waiting for the above mentioned to give a damn about these victims. Satan will have a lemonade stand in Hell before The Unfashionable Victims get some attention from our ” leaders “. There are only so many tears and so much compassion to go around and all of the above mentioned spend their’s ONLY on The Melanin Enhanced people of America.

In Memoriam

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