Deacon Jones And Father Callahan


        Deacon Jones  and Father Callahan

                                                                                                                                                         In a little more than two weeks America will have what is arguably the most important election in her history between one candidate that is constitutionally unqualified to even be allowed to run and the other candidate who has been a vicitm of the most vile , hateful , disgusting , and un-American discrimination I’ve ever witnessed. Sadly this discrimination is emanting from the very people that should best know better — Christians . If this candidate were a Jew enduring this sort of discrimination seven kinds of Hell would be breaking loose , if this candidate were a Muslim enduring this sort of discrimination there would be worldwide riots and CAIR would be suing everybody in sight , if this candidate were a Hindu or Buddhist the ACLU would be in court in seconds. Unfortunatley for this candidate he is a Mormon and thusly deemed by the vast majority of Christians and virtually all of the Drive By Media as not worthy of the traditional American sense of tolerance and fair play. It troubles me greatly that Christians and especially Catholics whose faith teaches them not to engage in this sort of behavior are such avid participants especially considering the assault they themselves are currently under. They are the last ones that should be casting stones. Yes yes I am aware of the Mormons history. It is indeed a checkered one. I am also aware of Jewish , Moslem and Christian history which is equally checkered. Do the Inquistion , The Naqba , The Holocaust , and Jihad ring a bell ? Many Jews , Moslems and Christians are still institutionally violently savage. When was the last time any of you heard The Mormon Church beating the war drums or slandering any other faith? Put aside your blind faith for a moment and think with your rational mind then answer me this question. Is Joseph Smith’s story really any less believable than a virgin birth and a son of God sacrificed for humaty’s sins then resurrected from the grave to sit at the right hand of God? Is Joseph Smith’s story any less believable than the Mahdi’s or Mohammed’s? Is Joseph Smith’s story any less believable than God giving Moses The Ten Commandments carved in stone or a one day supply of oil lasting for eight days? That is why it’s called faith. Mr. Romney has his and his discriminators have theirs. Who’s faith is the correct one is a question that will be answered in due course. When you alleged Christians that are slandering Mr. Romney’s faith now may be very uncomfortable come your Judgement Day. Were I you I’d give that some serious thought. Before you elect a Communist Usurping Jihad supporter to the highest office in the land and change America negatively for all time you might want to read the two stories below.

   In the early 80’s in a small New England town there was a small Catholic church that fell on hard financial times. Try as they might they could not seem to right their financial ship. They had fund raising bake sales , yard sales , raffles and carnivals. They prayed fervently for their church’s survival. They cut costs. They sold everything they had that was not of an essential nature. Nothing they tried worked. Just when the situation became the darkest God as she usually does stepped in. I’ve often said that God has a delicious sense of humor. How she solved this particualr problem was one of her all time best cosmic pranks. It also contains a lesson for us all. I picture God summoning Moroni for a chat. ” Moroni I would like your help with a problem. I have a flock that has fallen on hard financial times. They have also strayed from my teachings. I would like you to help them solve their financial problems and teach them a life lesson in the process.” ” It would be my pleasure Father.” replies Moroni. ” It will be resolved in one months time.”

    The Catholic Father is sitting in his rectory one day praying fervently for the financial salvation of his congregation perplexed as yet about how God is going to use him toward that end. A knock at the door interrupts his anguished state. ” Come in .” Good morning Father my name is ————— I am a Deacon at the local Mormon Temple. Word has come to us of your financial plight. We would like to help.” The Father sees a glimmer of hope but proceeds cautiously. ” What did you have in mind Sir.” ” A zero % interest loan. ” replies the Deacon. ” Well of course I’m interested Sir but I must ask one question. ” replies the Father. ” Please do. ” Why are you doing this? ” ” Because both congregations are Children Of God. We will not stand idly by while our brothers are having difficulty ” comes the reply. The deal is agrreed to and sealed with a handshake and without any fanfare. The Catholic congregation is saved. The loan was paid back in full and on time. The Father and Deacon beome fast friends as do their congregations. There are many inter-faith events held. The life lesson is taught. God does indeed work in mysterious ways and quite frequently with a Cosmically Divine sense of humor.

  Now I’m sure that many of you are saying to yourselves ” Well Stanner you’ve provided very few specifics of this story so how do we know it’s true? ” I would answer that the reason that there are no specifics is because the Mormons didn’t wish any recognition for doing the right Christian thing nor did they wish the Catholic congregation to be embarassed. Mormons you see have this strange idea that many alleged Christians do not have. They talk the talk AND walk the walk. They are not Kumbaya Christians. The only reason I even know about the story is because my Mormon relatives told me about it in the strictest of confidence in reply to a question I asked them about why Mormons only help other Mormons. I suppose that it’s entirely possible that they could be lying to me. God knows it wouldn’t be the first time a relative lied to me. I’m 100 % certain that many of you Kumbaya Christians probably the vast majority will do what you virtually always do and cast the first stone by looking for an ulterior motive on the part of the Mormons and by denigrating them at every chance. As for me I will do as my faith instructs and accept their generosity which I believe to this day was given in the true Christian spirit. I have no reason to do otherwise.

The patriarch of my Mormon relatives family lost his job in the early 80’s. He was a highly paid and skilled airplane mechanic who got Chronologically Stupid overnight. One day he had a good job and a thriving family and the next he didn’t and his family was suddenly in jeopardy. His thank you for fighting WW 2 was to be told that he was now too old to work and that his job was going to China. The family was in desperate shape. He and his wife took menial low paid jobs to keep the family afloat. They raided their savings account. They did everything they could to keep their family together. Being a proud man he did not tell anyone of his problems. He did not want help. Once again when things seemed their darkest God stepped to the plate. One day the Deacon from his Mormon Church came to his home and told him that he had heard of the difficulties his family was facing. A job was offered and accepted. Granted they could not pay him what he was making as an aircraft mechanic but it was more than enough for his family and it was secure , he could have it for the rest of his life. Mormons you see take care of their own. Once again that Christian belief that so bedevils the Kumbaya Christians. Talk the talk and walk the walk. How many Christians of other denominations are homeless? How many Christians of other denominations are fighting the Demons of drug and alcohol addictions alone? How many unwed Christian mothers of other denominations have no one to turn to? Where are the other Christian churches when their brothers and sisters need help? What are they doing for their congregants suffering from these afflictions ? The beat goes on and on and on and on ad infinitum.

The Mormons I’ve described in these two stories are the Mormons of today. Do not let your fear cause you to waste your vote. America may never recover if you do.

Trayvon Trouble : Minneapolis , Mn. { # 2 }


Trayvon Trouble : Minneapolis , Mn.

By Paul Stanner

CNBC regretfully announces new programming to it’s line – up today. In our new addition ” Trayvon Trouble ” we will focus on the stories of The Unfashionable Victims of Organized Black Thuggery all over the country. We would dearly like not to have to provide this program but unfortunately since The Drive By Media refuses to cover them and since The Progressive / Liberal Powers That Be will not prosecute them as vigorously or fight the root causes as zealously as the more P.C. crimes because these stories conflict with their world views and political goals we feel that we must provide the forum. ” Trayvon Troubles ” will continue as part of our programming line – up until such time as we feel that the ” Men Of God ” such as ” Rev” Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton , ” Rev . ” Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson , ” Rev. ” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan and the rest of their ilk involved in our time’s version 0f ” The Civil Rights Movement ” that foment this thuggery get the freaking message and until such time as the above mentioned can show as much compassion for these victims as they do for a juvenile delinquent who met an unfortunate demise as a result at least partly of his own stupidity. Since it’s been shown time and again over the last fourty years that these folks are just too damn stupid to grasp the elemental concepts of honor , fair play , and personal responsibility we expect a long and vicious battle. We are confident of ultimate victory though. Americans of all races are awakening to the true nature of these folks. It’s a new day Poverty Pimps no longer will us Crackers cower in fear at the threat of being called a racist by one of you. Let the games begin.

Today’s victims of Trayvon Trouble come to us from Minneapolis Mn. The case involves a pack of young Black Gangsta Wannabe Flash Mobbers on bicyles that were terrorizing White people at random soley for being White. Nmerous White folks were seriously hurt and some were extremely seriously hurt. CNBC wishes that we could report that the Revs. Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton , Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson , ” Calypso Louis Farrakhan , President Barry Soetero , The NAACP or any Black leader of prominence expressed their outrage at this heinous crime but we can’t. This crime is just not politically fashionable enough for the above mentioned to make money on or maintain their profiles in the national media. CNBC advises that nobody hold their breaths waiting for the above mentioned to give a damn about these victims. Satan will have a lemonade stand in Hell before The Unfashionable Victims get some attention from our ” leaders “. There are only so many tears and so much compassion to go around and all of the above mentioned spend their’s ONLY on The Melanin Enhanced people of America.

In Memoriam

 

Trayvon Trouble : West Philadelphia , Pa.


Trayvon Trouble : West Philadelphia , Pa.

By Paul Stanner

CNBC regretfully announces new programming to it’s line – up today. In our new addition ” Trayvon Trouble ” we will focus on the stories of The Unfashionable Victims of Organized Black Thuggery all over the country. We would dearly like not to have to provide this program but unfortunately since The Drive By Media refuses to cover them and since The Progressive / Liberal Powers That Be will not prosecute them as vigorously or fight the root causes as zealously as the more P.C. crimes because these stories conflict with their world views and political goals we feel that we must provide the forum. ” Trayvon Troubles ” will continue as part of our programming line – up until such time as we feel that the ” Men Of God ” such as ” Rev” Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton , ” Rev . ” Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson , ” Rev. ” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan and the rest of their ilk involved in our time’s version 0f ” The Civil Rights Movement ” that foment this thuggery get the freaking message and until such time as the above mentioned can show as much compassion for these victims as they do for a juvenile delinquent who met an unfortunate demise as a result at least partly of his own stupidity. Since it’s been shown time and again over the last fourty years that these folks are just too damn stupid to grasp the elemental concepts of honor , fair play , and personal responsibility we expect a long and vicious battle. We are confident of ultimate victory though. Americans of all races are awakening to the true nature of these folks. It’s a new day Poverty Pimps no longer will us Crackers cower in fear at the threat of being called a racist by one of you. Let the games begin.

Today’s victims of Trayvon Trouble come to us from West Philadelphia , Pa. The case involves a young Black Gangsta Wannabe that murdered a young White woman and abused her corpse. CNBC wishes that we could report that the Revs. Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton , Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson , ” Calypso Louis Farrakhan , President Barry Soetero , The NAACP or any Black leader of prominence expressed their outrage at this heinous crime but we can’t. This crime is just not politically fashionable enough for the above mentioned to make money on or maintain their profiles in the national media. CNBC advises that nobody hold their breaths waiting for the above mentioned to give a damn about these victims. Satan will have a lemonade stand in Hell before The Unfashionable Victims get some attention from our ” leaders “. There are only so many tears and so much compassion to go around and all of the above mentioned spend their’s ONLY on The Melanin Enhanced people of America.

In Memoriam

The Trayvon Martin Memorial Hoodie Sale


The Trayvon Martin Memorial Hoodie Sale

By Paul Stanner

Cracker News Broadcasting Co. — The OTHER CNBC is  pleased to announce that as a means of honoring the legacy of the late Trayvon Martin we will be holding our First Annual Trayvon Martin Memorial Hoodie Sale. Our hoodies our made by Booker T. Apparel of the finest 100 % cotton. They will come in two color schemes  , red Black and green so that you can honor Tryavon’s African heritage and politcal affiliation at the same time . This is THE hoodie for the Black Gangsta Wannabe that wants to proclaim that he is proud to be Black And Communist While Walking. It will make a great gift for the Gangsta Wannabe or the Kross Kultural Kracker in your life. The second color scheme will be all Black. This is THE hoodie for those late night walks to the local 7 – 11  for ” iced tea and skittles”. What self respecting Gangsta Wannabe would want his face to be seen while burglarizing homes er er er I mean while going to the local 7 – 11 for iced tea and skittles? This hoodie only comes in the xxx size and is padded. Again no self respecting Gangsta Wannabe is going to allow his weapon or burgalry tools to be either seen or heard. As an added bonus it will also cover the G.W.’s ass when his pants fall down. CNBC would like to thank Booker T. Apparel for having the foresight to think of that. No Gangsta Wannabe’s ass is something that CNBC wants to see. All of our hoodies will be silk screened with a picture of one of the icons of The Gangsta Movement A.K.A. The Progressive Movement. Priced at just $ 55. 95 our hoodies are a reasonably priced fashion statment that even Wanabe Gangstas should be able to steal enough for rather quickly. Any paid order in the next 30 days will receive a free gift of your choice to be chosen from the list below courtesy of CNBC.

      1. A picture of The Cursed Chappaquidick Chariot of St. Theodore who is one  of the most Holy of Saints in the Pantheon of The Holy Church Of The Dumbasses.

    2. An auotgraphed book of Bidenisms.

    3. An autographed picture of The Banking Queen

   4. A slideshow of The Congressional Black Caucus’s vacation in Cuba.

To order please visit our e-store at

www.bookert.com. T o reach us by phone please call 1-800 – are – you- dumb.

On a related note : CNBC as many of you know had planned to honor the late Trayon Martin with a ” Hoodie Burning ” on May 1 , 2012 however in light of recent events we’ve decided to move the event to Labor Day week-end. We’re certain that by then the country will be in flames as the result of the impending racial war declared by the Confused Man – Children Of Philadelphia and Rev. Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton’s Posse Of Ludicrous Litigants. Not to worry though CNBC guarantees that should you wear your Trayvon Martin Memorial Hoodie to the riot the  Gangsta Wannabes will be so confused about what the Hell a Cracker would be doing in ” Da hood ” wearing that they’ll most likely leave you alone. We’ll also guarantee that should you decide to throw it on the bonfire of the late not so lamented Detroit or some other Gangsta Wannabe stronghold , Chicago leaps to mind , that it will burn a glorious shade of orange. Sit back and enjoy the show Crackers.

All proceeds from our Trayvon Martin Memorial Hoodie Sale will be divided equally between The George Zimmerman Defense Fund and The United Cracker Scholarship Fund. A mind is a terrible thing to waste even a White – Hispanic one or a Melanin Deficient Cracker one.

The Che Guevera 

 

The MLK

 

The Race Baiting President  $ 59.95

The St. No Limit Nigga

 

The Young Trayvon

 The Spike Lee

The KKK

The Black Panther

The Al Sharpton

The Louis Farrakhan

The Maxine ” Troubled ” Waters

The George Zimmerman

 

The Booker T. Washington

OH WAIT !! That was a mistake!! No self respecting Gangsta Wannabe is interested in the teachings of somebody so eminently sensible as Booker T. Washington. What good are self reliance , education , hard work , and pride in this world after all? It’s just so much easier to steal somebody else’s preferably a Cracker’s — ANY Cracker’s. Our BAD !! We apologize . I’ll   speak to the proof reading dept. Sure I will. lol 

CNBC is certain that we’ll have more Gangsta Wannabe icons for your hoodie wearing needs real soon.

 

Flour for the Crackers !! We SHALL bake !!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!

Piss On A Trayvon Enabler Day


A National Day Of Disrespect A.K.A. Piss On A Trayvon / Trayvon  Enabler Day.

By Paul Stanner

A few months ago there was a controversy regarding the U.S. Marines pissing on a few Muslim Taliban corpses in Afghanistan. As usual our Liberals had a hissy fit over what the Marines did. Also as usual not a word was uttered by them about the numerous unspeakable atrocities committed by Muslims worldwide. At that time I wrote an article entitled ” A National Day Of Disresepct A.K.A. National Piss On A Muzzie Day { Figurativley Of Course }”.

Fast forward to late March in Sanford , Fla.

A  young Black juvenile delinquent with a bad attitude and no gun out for a leisurely stroll to the local 7- 11 for some ” iced tea and skittles ”  walks through the alley ways of the gated community neighborhood he was a guest at wearing his hoodie up on a warm rainy Fla. night taking an indirect route to his destination. The local White – Hispanic Neighborhood Watchman sees him and notifies the local police. He gives the desription and reason why he believes this person to be suspicious. He is told not to follow this person so he turns and starts to walk back to his car. The juvenile delinquent jumps him and a fight ensues. An eyewitness views this fight .The juvenile delinquent bangs his head against the sidewalk repeatedly. Bad move by our little ” iced tea and skittles ” Trayvon. Apparently he doesn’t realize that the Watchman has a gun. Result one dead ” iced tea and skittles ” football playing young Black model citizen OR one dead juvenile delinquent Gangsta Wannabe depending on which story you believe. The Watchman is interviewed by police and not charged. A few weeks goes by and then all Hell breaks loose.

Enter Rev. Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton and his Posse Of Self Annointed Gods Of Racial Justice. The lynching drums start their slow steady beat. Threats of civil disobedience ensue , racial violence breaks out all over the country against White people in ” Trayvons Name ” , a bounty is issued on the Wathcman’s head , the New Black Panther Party issues a Declaration Of War against all Cracker people. They promise that the streets all over America will run red with Cracker blood. The 911 call of the original incident is doctored to favor their ” iced tea and skittles ”  hero , the Sanford Fla. police station entrance is blocked by the local Black” activists ” seeking ” justice for Trayvon ” thereby denying entrance to everyone, at the news conference announcing the Watchman’s arrest the Florida D.A. describes Trayvon’s parents as ” sweet “. She mentions not a word about Mr. Zimmerman’s , the Watchman’s , parents.  And the lynching drums keep beating slowly reaching crescendo pitch. Meanwhile Rev. ” Tawana ” and his posse mention not a word about the thousands of young Black men killed by other young Black men nor a word about the White victims as a direct result of this lynch mob mentality he has created or of any of the thousands of victims of Black on White crime which are probably best exemplified by the Knoxville , Tn. case. Apparently Rev. Al and his Posse only have so many tears and so much compassion. Also apparently only the Melanin Enhanced people are worthy of these Little Tin God’s time and efforts.

My friends on my list of the people that are the scum of the Earth the Trayons of the world and Their Enablers are only about a quarter step ahead of the Muzzies . It is indeed time for A National Day of Direspect A.K.A.  Piss On A Trayvon / Trayvon Enabler Day { Figuratively Of Course } CNBC urges you to do that wherever and whenever you find one of them and keep doing it until THEY GET THE FREAKING MESSAGE !!!

God help you George Zimmerman. You’re going to need His help.

The ” Big Scooper ” Dishes


Breaking News !!! Breaking News !!!

Dateline Washington D.C.  April 11, 2012

Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. – The OTHER CNBC

An undercover CNBC source by the code name of ” The Big Scooper ” has informed us of a breaking scandal in President Obama’s own backyard. All the details have not emerged to date but our source informs us that it has to do with an egregious case of racial profiling. We know that all of the usual suspects  Revs. Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton ” Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson , ” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan , The Congressional Black Caucus , The NAACP , The Southern Poverty Law Center , The Confused Man – Children Of Philadelphia er er er I mean The  New Black Panther Party and The A.C.L.U. have come to this victim’s defense . They are promising some serious civil strife if justice is not done quickly. No word yet on whether Spike Lee’s GPS is working. Word has it that Roseanne Barr is still busy giving the Mesals shit and picketing The Mormon Tabernacle Choir so thusly has had no comment to date. To the best of our knowledge no bounty has been issued yet by The Confused Man – Children Of Philadelphia er er I mean The New Black Panther Party although we wouldn’t be a bit surprised if one was forthcoming iminently.As is the usual case with perpetrators of this nature of heinous criminal act we feel certain that this perp is hiding right in plain sight also.

After having our legal minds look into this case it appears that CNBC is going to find ourselves in the extremely distastefull position of having to side with Rev. Al and his Posse Of Ludicrous Litigants on this one. Yes yes we know that disapoints you but right is right. For more details in this story please click this link. It would seem that before the Libs go telling Sanford Fla. how to clean up their mess that they should get their own house in order. Yes yes I know editorial comment.

Reporting from Washington D.C. for CNBC Elizabeth A. Kita

Flour for the Crackers !! We SHALL BAKE !!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!

Trayvon Trouble { Female Division } Rockville , Md.


Trayvon Trouble { Female Division } : Rockville , Md.

By Paul Stanner

CNBC regretfully announces new programming to it’s line – up today. In our new addition ” Trayvon Trouble ” we will focus on the stories of The Unfashionable Victims of Organized Black Thuggery all over the country. We would dearly like not to have to provide this program but unfortunately since The Drive By Media refuses to cover them and since The Progressive / Liberal Powers That Be will not prosecute them as vigorously or fight the root causes as zealously as the more P.C. crimes because these stories conflict with their world views and political goals we feel that we must provide the forum. ” Trayvon Troubles ” will continue as part of our programming line – up until such time as we feel that the ” Men Of God ” such as ” Rev” Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton , ” Rev . ” Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson , ” Rev. ” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan and the rest of their ilk involved in our time’s version 0f ” The Civil Rights Movement ” that foment this thuggery get the freaking message and until such time as the above mentioned can show as much compassion for these victims as they do for a juvenile delinquent who met an unfortunate demise as a result at least partly of his own stupidity. Since it’s been shown time and again over the last fourty years that these folks are just too damn stupid to grasp the elemental concepts of honor , fair play , and personal responsibility we expect a long and vicious battle. We are confident of ultimate victory though. Americans of all races are awakening to the true nature of these folks. It’s a new day Poverty Pimps no longer will us Crackers cower in fear at the threat of being called a racist by one of you. Let the games begin.

Today’s victims of Trayvon Trouble come to us from Rockville, Md. The case involves a Black  “woman ” that killed  her co-worker . Isn’t it nice to know that gender equality has come to Organized Black Thuggery.? CNBC wishes that we could report that the Revs. Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton , Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson , ” Calypso Louis Farrakhan , President Barry Soetero , The NAACP or any Black leader of prominence expressed their outrage at this heinous crime but we can’t. This crime is just not politically fashionable enough for the above mentioned to make money on or maintain their profiles in the national media. CNBC advises that nobody hold their breaths waiting for the above mentioned to give a damn about these victims. Satan will have a lemonade stand in Hell before The Unfashionable Victims get some attention from our ” leaders “.

In Memoriam

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