The Blue Dress Chronicles { April 17 , 2012 }


Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. the OTHER CNBC is proud to announce a new program to our lineup. ” The Blue Dress Chronicles “

From time to time we will put the spotlight on our government officials as they do what they do best. The Blue Dress Chronicles is sponsored by “The Anne Fanner Show “ The National Dry Cleaners Association and Victoria’s Secret and hosted by Anne Fanner herself. Our winner will receive a $500 blue evening gown of his / her choice a gift certificate for $500.00 worth of dry cleaning and a $ 5000 shopping spree at Victoria Secret.

I hope The Banking Queen wins !! What a Kodak moment it would be to see him in that blue evening gown. Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment. lol

Today’s nominees come to us from Washington D.C. and Cartagena , Columbia. Yes yes I said nominees.  We are honoring a group today. It seems like just yesterday that all the Liberals were saying ” It was JUST a blow job !! What’s all the fuss ? ” Let a couple of Secret Service guys get their hedges trimmed by a paid professional whore though and all of a sudden we need a Congressional investigation. My God you’d think they propositioned an intern or some such similar egregious offense . To see the evidence in support of the fun loving Protectors Of  POTUS nomination click here please.

  You’ve done Bubba proud guys. Keep it up !!! Pun intended . lol

 That will conclude this evening’s program. See you next time.

Anne.

Flour to the people !! We SHALL bake !!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!!

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The Blue Dress Chronicles. October Winner.


Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. the OTHER CNBC is proud to announce a new program to our lineup. ” The Blue Dress Chronicles “

From time to time we will put the spotlight on our government officials as they do what they  do best. The Blue Dress Chronicles is sponsored by “The Live From The Cracker Riviera It’s The Anne Fanner Show “   The National Dry Cleaners Association and Victoria’s  Secret and

hosted by Anne Fanner herself. Our winner will  receive a $500.00 blue evening gown of his / her choice a gift certificate for $500.00 worth of dry cleaning and a  $5000 shopping spree at Victoria Secret.

I hope The Banking Queen wins. I think he’d look stunning in that blue evening gown !!! Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment. lol

October’s winner  is Ms. Krystal Ball from Virginia. Before you even ask no we didn’t make that name up and yes considering the circumstances she probably should have seen this coming. To see why Ms. Ball was our October winner and why we were so impressed with her style just click on the link. We do realize that if Ms. Ball were to be judged by our usual Bubba Judging Standards she wouldn’t even be in the running. We felt that considering Ms. Ball’s tender years and novel approach she was a worthy winner. We invite your comments on our judgment in this matter.

Congratulations Ms. Ball  you’ve made Bubba proud.Isn’t it nice to know that Gender Equality is now accepted in the field of political sleaze? “You’ve come a long way baby.” On that note we shall conclude this edition of  The Blue Dress Chronicles. Good evening from The Cracker Riviera , Coastal Carolina.

Anne



The Blue Dress Chronicles { Nominee for July 23 ,2010 }


Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. the OTHER CNBC is proud to announce a new program to our lineup. ” The Blue Dress Chronicles “

From time to time we will put the spotlight on our government officials as they do what they  do best. The Blue Dress Chronicles is sponsored by “The Live From The Cracker Riviera It’s The Anne Fanner Show “   The National Dry Cleaners Association and Victoria’s  Secret and hosted by Anne Fanner herself. Our winner will  receive a $500 blue evening gown of his / her choice a gift certificate for  $500.00 worth of dry cleaning and a $ 5000 shopping spree at Victoria Secret.

I hope The Banking Queen wins !! What a Kodak moment it would be to see him in that blue evening gown. Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment. lol

Today’s nominee comes to us from Sanfranciso and is named Mr. Ted Sand. To see the evidence in support of the delightful and oh  so unpredictable Mr. Sand’s

nomination please click here. I must confess readers that Mr. Sand’s sexual proclivities have me a bit confused. I don’t know whether to give him The Big Bubba Salute or The Banking Queen Salute. I thought Ms. Carrion  our immediately  preceding nominee had great style but Mr. Sand might just have done her one better. I ‘ll let my audience be the judge of that.

That will conclude this evening’s program. See you next time.

Anne.

Flour to the people !! We SHALL bake !!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!!

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