The Blue Dress Chronicles { Nominee for July 23 ,2010 }

Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. the OTHER CNBC is proud to announce a new program to our lineup. ” The Blue Dress Chronicles “

From time to time we will put the spotlight on our government officials as they do what they  do best. The Blue Dress Chronicles is sponsored by “The Live From The Cracker Riviera It’s The Anne Fanner Show “   The National Dry Cleaners Association and Victoria’s  Secret and hosted by Anne Fanner herself. Our winner will  receive a $500 blue evening gown of his / her choice a gift certificate for  $500.00 worth of dry cleaning and a $ 5000 shopping spree at Victoria Secret.

I hope The Banking Queen wins !! What a Kodak moment it would be to see him in that blue evening gown. Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment. lol

Today’s nominee comes to us from Sanfranciso and is named Mr. Ted Sand. To see the evidence in support of the delightful and oh  so unpredictable Mr. Sand’s

nomination please click here. I must confess readers that Mr. Sand’s sexual proclivities have me a bit confused. I don’t know whether to give him The Big Bubba Salute or The Banking Queen Salute. I thought Ms. Carrion  our immediately  preceding nominee had great style but Mr. Sand might just have done her one better. I ‘ll let my audience be the judge of that.

That will conclude this evening’s program. See you next time.


Flour to the people !! We SHALL bake !!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!!

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