All Dressed Up And Nowhere To Go


All Dressed Up And Nowhere To Go

By Paul Stanner

  Why is it that I constantly here the Libertarians advocate for the repeal of all drug laws based upon the idea that drug use is a matter of personal choice but I never hear them advocate for the abolition of the Diminished Capacity legal defense? It seems to me that if you are man / woman enough to make the dumbass decision to use drugs then you should be man / woman enough to face the consequences of your actions when you go out and murder somebody in a drug fueled rage or to get money to feed your habit. How typical of the Libertarians and other folks with a teenage mentality to say on the one hand ” I want to do what I want to do because it’s my right ” while on the other hand saying ” Yes I took those drugs willingly but I should not be held accountable for my crimes because I had Diminished Capacity due to the drugs.” Talk about wanting it all your own way. I am not surprised by this position of the Libertarians since that is what all teenagers want and the Libertarians at heart are just older but certainly not wiser teenagers. Until I hear the Libertarians and other like minded teenagers advocate for the abolition of The Diminished Capacity legal defense I won’t even consider eliminating all drug laws or surrendering in The War On Drugs. Quite to the contrary . I think the time has come to support Chairman Mao’s position on the drug problem. Chairman Mao believed as I do that both the user and the pusher were a scourge on society and should be dealt with via the 11 cent solution.I support that position wholeheartedly. A bullet between the eyes solves the problem quickly and permanently. It’s a whole lot cheaper then endless legal battles also. Chairman Mao also billed the family for the cost of the bullet.

The man had style!!!

How can the Libertarians be so foolish as to attempt to persuade the American people that their desire to lower The Age Of Consent Laws and their rabid support of NAMBLA’s free speech rights are correct political positions to take and should be adopted as social policy? Can the Libertarians convince me that if those policies are adopted they won’t lead to violence against and manipulation of society’s most vulnerable citizens? They can’t convince me  on either of those counts and I seriously doubt that they’ll be able to convince the vast majority of Americans of it. I’m very suspicious that the Libertarians advocate for these issues as a means to be able to legally sate their own salacious desires. I would remind my Libertarian friends that nobody’s free speech or free association rights are unconditional. Randal Weaver’s family were killed for his political beliefs which were not inclusive of advocating violence towards anybody. The Aryan Nation was successfully sued for millions of dollars and effectively put out of business as a result of  advocating violence. Step lightly my friends. It’s a dangerous world out there.      

                The teenager’s hormones run wild . They want what they want.   

In The Fairyland Of Libertaria The Theory Of Free Trade works amazingly well. That is not surprising since all theories work well in all fantasy lands. In the real world it’s quite a different story. How could the Libertarians be so willfully blind in spite of the facts as to sacrifice their own country at The Altar Of Free Trade for the benefit of cheap goods , and I do mean cheap in it’s worst possible context , and the pipe dream of the rise of a Chinese Middle Class which will act as a check against the more militant factions of their government that want to play war with all of their new military toys against America. Talk about ” fiddling while Rome burns ” !!!

 But what difference does it make since the teenager has his cheap C.D. player? The consequences to the rest of the nation be damned. We’ll deal with them later.    

  You can take the most common low class cheap streetwalker and have her wear a $1,000 dress, give her the best hairdo and make up , accessorize her with the finest jewelry and other assorted trinkets , teach her to speak and act all classy and sophisticated  , and get her the finest education in the world but at the end of the day she’ll still be a whore. The Libertarian Lady is indeed all dressed up with nowhere to go. That is the way it should be. Thank God the American people can still recognize a whore when they see one. The Libertarians are the whores of the American political spectrum. They’ve gotten a lot more sophisticated and seemingly high class over the years but —-



Cordoba Center To Sponsor Friendship Concerts


BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. – The OTHER CNBC

Dateline : New York City Nov. 20 , 2010

C.N.B.C. sources within the  entertainment industry are reporting that the powers behind the Cordoba Center Mosque at  Ground Zero in N.Y.C. have grown increasing annoyed with the Islamophobia of Mr. Kinky Friedman and Mr. Snoop Dogg and their business ventures which to them are insulting to Islam. In reply to that perceived Islamophobia  The Imams  of Insensitivity  will  launch a cultural counter attack. Our sources indicate that the leaders of the Cordoba Center will be teaming with various Christian Churches of the Kumbaya Christian Denomination to bring a series of ” Friendship Events “,think Rick Warren and the like ,to bring Islamic music and art to America. Rumors are circulating that the first endeavor will be a musical concert that will be the Cordoba Center’s reply to Mr. Friedman’s ” Friday Night Rocking With Allah Hoedown And Pig Roast “ to be held at Reverend Rick Warren’s Church in  California. The talent line-up for that evening is tentatively announced below. All of these artists will appear pending the granting of Visas by the American government and the passing of The Burqa Love Pat by The Pervert Patrols of T.S.A. upon arrival in America . Please note that all of the acts will be performing one of their smash hits that American audiences will know and the rest of the program will consist of brand new material written exclusively for this ” Friendship Concert ” As Follows :

From Damascus Syria that Rocking Ensemble

One Way Ticket

One Way Ticket will be performing their smash hit remake of the classic  ” Suicide Is Painless “

From Tehran , Iran the inspiring and beautiful

The 72 Virgins Heavenly Choir

The 72 Virgins Heavenly Choir will be performing their  smash hit remake of the Bernadette  Peters classic ” Making Love Alone “.

From Beirut Lebanaon that fun loving rocking band The Jolly Jihadists

The Jolly Jihadists will be performing their burn the house down smash hit remake  rendition of ” Fire — I Bring You To Burn “

From Mecca , Saudi Arabia The Burqa Babes.

The Burqa Babes will be performing their kick ass remake smash hit version of  Maria Muldaur’s  hit ” Don’t You Feel My Leg “

This one promises to drive the infidel males freaking nuts. Yes yes I know editorial comment. lol

The Cordoba Center will be providing free Middle Eastern food for all non Moslems to sample. Some of the dishes on the menu will be as listed below :

baba ganoosh , tahini , hummous , falafel , goat , beef , and lemon yogurt.

CNBC  is looking forward  to this event. Be there or be square. Seriously guys how could you even think about turning down a chance to see the Burqa Babes doing ” Don’t You Feel My Leg ” That all by itself is a once in a life time opportunity. Yes yes I know YET ANOTHER editorial comment. DAMN guys it’s MY blog !!

Reporting from N.Y.C. for CNBC  Abdullah ” Big Horn ” Saleem

Flour to the Crackers !! We Shall Bake !!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers

 

 

It Was Just A Matter Of Time Before SHE Got Involved In This Issue


BREAKING NEWS!!! BREAKING NEWS!!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. – The Other CNBC

Dateline : San Francisco Ca. Nov. 19 , 2010

Mrs. Sharon Spencer of the heretofore unknown political group ” Don’t Ask !! – DON’T Grope ”  has just made an announcement that the women AND men members of her group are no longer  going to stand by and be molested by The Pervert Patrol of The Transportation Safety Agency. Mrs. Spencer has by means of written and oral communication informed ” Big Sis ” that they will be filing a lawsuit against ALL members of The Pervert Patrols that molest her members or ANY other person that seeks their help. Mrs. Spencer continued by informing ” Big Sis ” that her group has retained the legal services of Wendy Emily Bustnuttzz Esq. Chief Attorney of The Feminist Law Department of the law firm of Dewey , Cheatum and Howe of San Francisco.

Oh BOY !! This should be great fun!! W.E. Bustnuttzz vs ” Big Sis “

Talk about your Dyke Duel to the Death. This will be ” must see T.V.. LOL

Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment. Here comes another one. A word of advice for all male members of The Pervert Patrols. Be VERY careful where you put your hands. W.E. Bustnuttzz has a fireplace mantle stacked with souvenir ” stones”. Oh and if you are a female member of the Pervert Patrols don’t get cocky. The only thing W.E. Bustnutzz loves more than she hates men is money. She won’t bat an eye to destroy you either.

Please stay tuned to CNBC for more details in this story as they emerge. Our investigative reporters are hard at work as we speak trying to discover who is behind this shadowy new group. Inquiring minds want to know and so you shall.

Flour to the Crackers !! We SHALL bake !!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!

 

 

” Grope And Strange “


BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. – The OTHER CNBC

Dateline :   The White House Washington D.C.  Nov. 19 , 2010

Informed CNBC sources within the White House are telling us that The Usurper In Chief and His Dumbass Enablers  are in a serious panic about huge losses of support in every demographic except one — PERVERTS , therefore a serious rebranding of their message and a concentration solely on his remaining demographic is under way. Kevin Jennings will be the new Campaign Chief , The Banking Queen will be the new Congressional Democratic Outreach Chief ,  and ” Big Sis ” will be the new Chief of Staff. Sources inform us that many more changes will be coming. The new slogan of the rebranded message will be ” Grope And Strange “.  Acorn has been instructed to begin a search , identify and register mission for all undocumented perverts. Congress will of course and as usual be exempt from any new regulations and rules. There are rumors circulating of millions of new Pervert Patrol Agents being hired.

Stay tuned to CNBC for further developments as they emerge.

Reporting live for Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. — The OTHER CNBC Da Shawan Epping

Flour To The Crackers !! We shall bake !!

Now  go spread your crumbs around Crackers.

Inspiration for this story came from Cracker Ronald Faria. Kudos to you Cracker. Well done.

Panic At 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.!!


BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. – The OTHER CNBC

Dateline :   The White House Washington D.C.  Nov. 19 , 2010

Informed CNBC sources within the White House are telling us that The Usurper In Chief and His Dumbass Enablers  are in a serious panic about huge losses of support in every demographic except one — PERVERTS , therefore a serious rebranding of their message and a concentration solely on his remaining demographic is under way. Kevin Jennings will be the new Campaign Chief , The Banking Queen will be the new Congressional Democratic Outreach Chief ,  and ” Big Sis ” will be the new Chief of Staff. Sources inform us that many more changes will be coming. The new slogan of the rebranded message will be ” Grope And Strange “.  Acorn has been instructed to begin a search , identify and register mission for all undocumented perverts. Congress will of course and as usual be exempt from any new regulations and rules. There are rumors circulating of millions of new Pervert Patrol Agents being hired.

Stay tuned to CNBC for further developments as they emerge.

Reporting live for Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. — The OTHER CNBC Da Shawan Epping

Flour To The Crackers !! We shall bake !!

Now  go spread your crumbs around Crackers.

Inspiration for this story came from Cracker Ronald Faria. Kudos to you Cracker. Well done.

Panic At 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.


BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. – The OTHER CNBC

Dateline :   The Whitehouse Washington D.C.  Nov. 19 , 2010

Informed CNBC sources within the Whitehouse are telling us that The Usurper In Chief and His Dumbass Enablers  are in a serious panic about huge losses of support in every Demographic except one PERVERTS , therefore a serious rebranding of their message and a concentration soley on his remaining demographic is under way. Kevin Jennings will be the new Campaign Chief , The Banking Queen will be the new Congressional Democratic Outreach Chief ,  and ” Big Sis ” will be the new Chief of Staff. Sources inform us that many more changes will be coming. The new slogan of the rebranded message will be ” Grope And Strange “.  Acorn has been instructed to begin a search , identify and register mission for all undocumented perverts. Congress will of course and as usual be exempt from any new regualtions and rules. There are rumors circulating of milions of new Pervert Patrol Agents being hired.

Stay tuned to CNBC for further developments as they emerge.

Reporting live for Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. — The OTHER CNBC Da Shawan Epping

Flour To The Crackers !! We shall bake !!

Now  go spread your crumbs around Crackers.

Inspiration for this story came from Cracker Ronald Faria. Kudos to you Cracker. Well done.

Terrorist Alert Issued For Minneapolis , Mn.


BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. – The OTHER CNBC

Dateline :  The Homeland Security Department Washington D.C. Nov. 19 , 2011

The Homeland Security Department has just issued a terror alert for Minneapolis , Mn.  According to ” Big Sis ” of The H.S.D. there is currently a team of highly skilled and extremely dangerous terrorists enroute to Minneapolis , Mn. This team consists of nineteen  blue haired Lutheran Swedish grandmothers who are allegedly traveling to Minneapolis to see their grandsons play in a local hockey tournament. H.S.D suspects that these Swedish grannies have hidden their explosives in the Swedish apple cake and hockey sticks that they have brought their grandsons as gifts.

H.S.D. has surveillance video of these nefarious Grannies engaging in such suspicious activities as going to Church , singing Protestant Hymns , cross wearing , speaking Swedish inviting the American people to sample Swedish coffee and pastry.

and  God FORBID eating ham !!

H.S.D. has alerted the Transportation Safety Agency to be on the lookout for these  Hockey HitGrannies. T.S.A. has deployed their Pervert Patrols and has assured ” Big Sis ” that these stone cold killer Grannies will NOT give them the slip.

H.S.D. urges the American public to treat these inhuman bloodless Grannies with EXTREME caution should they be stumbled upon. CNBC urges the American public to dismiss this idiocy out of hand as they do the vast majority of what our government tells us  and have a good chuckle about it. Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment. What can I say these morons invite ridicule it would be impolite on my part not to respond in kind.

Reporting from Washington D.C. live for Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. The OTHER CNBC  Inger Svenson

Flour to the Crackers  !! We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!


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