A String Of Pearls And A Smile.


BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

CNBC sources have uncovered yet another Obama Administration cover – up . According to our sources there was a terrorist attack at Logan Airport in Boston , Massachusetts Thanksgiving Eve.

As my regular readers will remember earlier this week ” Big Sis ” issued a terror alert for Minneapolis regarding a highly skilled team of terrorists enroute to Minneapolis , Mn. The Pervert Patrols were put on HIGH alert to stop these terrorists and have been anxiously trying to find them before they reek havoc on America. Today they struck.

The terrorist team mingled with the holiday crowds for about one hour without arousing the suspicion of anybody. How they were able to change into their uniforms and weapons in full view of everybody without arousing suspicion is certainly going to be cause for somebody’s head to role. At 5:00 P.M. they STRUCK !!! Armed with only  a string of pearls and a smile they stormed The Pervert Patrols waving their flag and shouting their slogans. The Pervert Patrols ran for their  lounges in abject horror screaming ” Oh my God we’re under attack by Sweden. Somebody call ” Big Sis ” !!”

Needless  to say the patrons of the airport were quite stunned by this — ” Sweden ? Why the Hell are the Swedes attacking us? Haven’t we apologized to them already. Why are they naked ?  ” Once the terrorists made certain that The Pervert Patrols were securely locked in their lounges they broke out their Swedish coffee and apple cake and invited their American cousins to sit and chat a while. FINALLY the Americans realized what was going on and broke into a standing ovation for these  ” terrorists ” .  After chatting for an hour it was time for the Hockey HitGrannies to board their flight to Minnesota. They were escorted onto their plane by the Captain and crew like the conquering heroines they were. By this time it had occured to  a member of The Pervert Patrols that perhaps Washington needed to be notified since nobody seemed to give a damn about their plight. Tearing himself away from the cable porn in the lounge he finally figured out  how to use the pay phone and called ” Big Sis “. ” B.S. ” Was NOT amused by The Hockey HitGrannies. She called The Usurper In Chief for instructions. As usual when there is trouble in America he was not available. Our sources inform us that he was in Western Pennsylvania at a turkey farm where he was conducting the World Apology Tour by apologizing profusely to the local community for the hundreds of years of Avian Genocide committed by Americans of Caucasian European descent. Yes yes you and I know that Pennsylvanis is part of America but seriously guys can you expect a Kenyan to know that? It’s not his fault that he doesn’t realize it’s one of the 56 states. We’re told that the Gobbler Nation were singularly unimpressed as are the inhabitants of most nations that have met him. During all the confusion while waiting for Washington to make a decision the flight crews of all  departing flights and the control tower personnel being of sound mind and possessing great common sense saw to it that all passengers were seated WITHOUT being sexually molested and that all flights left on time and arrived on time. Meanwhile back at the World Apology Tour , Avian Genocide stop the Usurper In Chief’s teleprompter malfunctioned so a message could not be gotten to him. The decision fell to The Joint Chiefs of Staff. The Joint Chiefs being military men and knowing a serious threat when they saw one did the only thing they could do. They dispatched 4 F 16’s  to escort the Hockey HitGrannies to Minneapolis. The pilots of these  F 16’s having been appraised of the situation and having great senses of humor added a nice little touch of their own. They attached the Swedish flag to their planes and gave a nice tip of the wings to the Hockey HitGrannies. You gotta love those Jet Jockeys !! lol God bless the U.S. Air Force. Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment. Now you’ve been reading this blog long enough to KNOW one was coming sooner or later. All other flIghts that left Boston were guaranteed clear skies by the U.S.A.F.

Upon arrival in Minneapolis The Hockey HitGrannies were greeted by thousands of cheering Americans waving the Swedish flag and were given a police escort to their hotels. The local hotel managers being smart business people welcomed the Grannies with open arms and endorsement contracts. Commercials are in the works. There is no mold growing on these Grannies. lol The local Minnesota Swedish population is understandably thrilled with The Hockey HitGrannies.  Tomorrow they are scheduled to have a meeting with the Governor of Minnesota. They and their Grandsons hockey teams will be the guests of the Minnesota Wild. The N.H.L. is reported  to be interested in doing some promotional work with the Grannies and has guaranteed the Grannies 8 games in Sweden next season. I’m sure the Grannies can look forward to many more lucrative proposals coming their way.

What a great Thanksgiving Holiday week-end it turned out to be courtesy of nineteen new American heroines from Sweden. ” Big Sis ”  ” The Usurper In Chief and The Pervert Patrols got punked by 19 Blue Haired  Naked Swedish Granny ” terrorists ” wearing nothing but a string of pearls and armed with just a smile , and great charm and wit and all Americans made it home to their families on time WITHOUT being sexually molested and in good humor.

God Bless the Swedish Hockey HitGrannies!! CNBC suggests that in honor of the Swedish Hockey HitGrannies we all fly the Swedish flag until the Grannies go home to Sweden next week. Would anybody like to bet that The Pervert Patrols just wave them right through on their flight home? lol

Flour to the Crackers , Cookies and Pretzels !! We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your crumbs around !!!

Making Thunderbirds


Making Thunderbirds

In the Spring of 1953 two young men disembarked a troop transport plane in N.Y.C. These two young men were returning home from fighting World War Two in the Pacific Theater and a tour in post World War Two American Occupied Japan. They were naturally a bit apprehensive about the future considering all they’d been through but basically very confident with good reason. They were justifiably heroes in American’s eyes. Their future was indeed bright. They were Americans.

Generals Eisenhower , Patton , Bradley and MacArthur had won the war. General Dynamics , General Foods , and General Motors would secure America’s and their future. They took full advantage of their Veterans Benefits and got an education , a job , bought a house and started their families. They and America generally were proud confident and excited about their future. Their dreams were coming true. America was busy  ” Making Thunderbirds “.

How could they know that in just a few short years that those dreams they bought with their blood and sacrifice at places like  Corregidor , Iwo Jima , Guadalcanal , Batan , Omaha Beach  and Flanders Field would be vilified by their own American leaders? How could they know that America hating forces were emerging who’s express goal was to steal their dream?

In the early 1960’s a young  man that over the course of many years would become known to his believers as The Lion of Liberalism and to his enemies as Saint Theodore of  The Cursed Chappaquidick Chariot would get elected to Congress from the formerly great state of Massachusetts. This young man would be almost solely responsible for starting the process by which The American Dream of these two young men would be crushed. Senator Kennedy would lead the fight for immigration reform. No longer would immigrants from our traditional allies get preference , no longer would an ability to speak English be necessary , no longer would a serious criminal record disqualify you , no longer was a job required , no longer was any knowledge of American history or America’s political and economic systems required .

As a result of this and other policies such as welfare and affirmative  action Watts and other inner cities burned , the Black family was destroyed , well qualified White people were passed over for less qualified Hispanics and Blacks and  The Sexual Revolution destroyed all vestiges of civilized behavior between the genders. America was hurting.

Liberalism  had always been here but now these very clever Liberals had re-branded their foul philosophy for a very gullible public using such noble sounding phrases as ” social justice ” and ” equality ” and ” progress “. The Liberals began taking over the universities ,and culture. They managed to get elected as Congressman , Governors and State Legislators. Liberalism had turned malignant largely because of the gullibility and apathy of the the American people. We had forgotten who and what we were and more importantly who allowed us to have the good fortune to be able to spend our lives ” Making Thunderbirds in the first place.

The two young men saw their dream dying and were stunned that this could happen in such a short period of time. They were angry because THEY had paid for everybody to be able to have this dream and were powerless to stop what was happening. Some Americans knew where these dangerous phenomenons were leading including these two young men but unfortunately not enough.  America however was still strong and able to resist this cancer but only for a while.

The cancer was growing rapidly and becoming very dangerous

In the 1970’s the Liberals moved onto the next phase of their plan. The Greedy Goobers of Globalism emerged espousing a new  theory  —  Free Trade. The world needed a New World Order they said in order to guarantee peace. The signature tenent of that New World Order was Free Trade.  Free Trade would guarantee world peace because everybody’s economy would be tied into the New World Order they told us . This Free trade would be good for AMERICAN prosperity they said . Once again and for the same reason a gullible American public bought this onerous concept. The G.G.G.’s started Free Trade with a civilized people in the Japanese probably to see how much resistance there would be. The American people put up virtually no resistance. The G.G.G.’s were highly encouraged and very highly motivated. It was time to move on to their REAL goal — China. We MUST trade with China we were told so that we can build a Chinese Middle Class that will stop the more militant members of Chinese  society from starting World War Three.  It will be good for AMERICAN prosperity we were told. Free trade with China began in 1988. American leaders sold America to China piece by piece for pennies on the dollar. To this very day that policy continues. Over the course of that 20 years AMERICAN prosperity has declined rapidly while China’s has rise enormously high courtesy of the American taxpayer. Neither the Chinese or American working people saw the benefits of this policy but the G.G.G.’s made a killing. Phase 2 was complete. The cancer was metastisizng rapidly. America was beginning to wake up though.s

The two young men were now livid with rage. The American Dream that they bought and paid for for their families and all of humanity for eternity as far as they were concerned , with their own blood in the Pacific just a few short years ago was given to FOREIGNERS and COMMUNISTS to boot.. They felt like pariahs in their own land.

The Liberals were dealt a few setbacks in the 90’s but they were only temporary in large part because their growing opposition elected the wrong leaders. In 2008 a usurping Village Idiot from Kenya preaching a vacuous pablum of ” Hope And Change ” was elected President and the Liberals won both houses of Congress , once again because the gullible  American people forgot  who and what they were and who gave them their good fortune. The Liberals were ecstatic,  they had total control. They could now realize their long held dreams — LEGALLY. They went crazy with what they tried to force the American people to accept. I think this is recent enough history that I don’t need to rehash it here.

The Liberals were confident that the American Dream these two young men fought so valiantly for was now dead . The two young men although now despondent beyond words thought otherwise. Being Warriors and Patriots they did what Warriors and Patriots do they fought back as did millions of other people. The counter attack began in 2010. The  Usurping Village Idiot and His Posse of The Dangerously Deluded no longer had total control. There was a new sheriff in town!! The counter attack will be completed in 2012. It will be time to take out the trash !!

If you are a Liberal you are a malignant tumor on American Society. I suggest that you change your attitude and come join us BEFORE  2012. If you decline I can guarantee you that WE will change it for you and that that will be a highly unpleasant experience for you.

If you are a young person that has spent too much time listening to your leftist college professors and have forgotten who paid for your freedom and who and what you are and who gave you that cherished heritage I suggest that you enroll in a REAL school and get educated as to those facts. I also suggest that you join the U.S. Armed Forces to gain a little first hand  personal knowledge of the people that guarantee your right to be willfully ignorant. If you decline then we will adjust your attitudes also. As above I can guarantee you that that will be a most  unpleasant experience  for you.

The 2012 Express Hope and Change is going to be rumbling through the nation soon Liberals. You’d better get on board or get run over.

Let’s Rock America !! It’s time we started ” Making Thunderbirds ” again

P.S. : For any of you that would like to know , those two young men in the story were my Father and Uncle. I’m sure that on this Thanksgiving Holiday they as well as all of our other veterans and current service people would appreciate your best Thanksgiving wishes. I strongly urge you all to keep these men in your prayers. It won’t be long before The Greatest Generation is GONE forever.

 

Cordoba Center To Sponsor Friendship Concerts


BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. – The OTHER CNBC

Dateline : New York City Nov. 20 , 2010

C.N.B.C. sources within the  entertainment industry are reporting that the powers behind the Cordoba Center Mosque at  Ground Zero in N.Y.C. have grown increasing annoyed with the Islamophobia of Mr. Kinky Friedman and Mr. Snoop Dogg and their business ventures which to them are insulting to Islam. In reply to that perceived Islamophobia  The Imams  of Insensitivity  will  launch a cultural counter attack. Our sources indicate that the leaders of the Cordoba Center will be teaming with various Christian Churches of the Kumbaya Christian Denomination to bring a series of ” Friendship Events “,think Rick Warren and the like ,to bring Islamic music and art to America. Rumors are circulating that the first endeavor will be a musical concert that will be the Cordoba Center’s reply to Mr. Friedman’s ” Friday Night Rocking With Allah Hoedown And Pig Roast “ to be held at Reverend Rick Warren’s Church in  California. The talent line-up for that evening is tentatively announced below. All of these artists will appear pending the granting of Visas by the American government and the passing of The Burqa Love Pat by The Pervert Patrols of T.S.A. upon arrival in America . Please note that all of the acts will be performing one of their smash hits that American audiences will know and the rest of the program will consist of brand new material written exclusively for this ” Friendship Concert ” As Follows :

From Damascus Syria that Rocking Ensemble

One Way Ticket

One Way Ticket will be performing their smash hit remake of the classic  ” Suicide Is Painless “

From Tehran , Iran the inspiring and beautiful

The 72 Virgins Heavenly Choir

The 72 Virgins Heavenly Choir will be performing their  smash hit remake of the Bernadette  Peters classic ” Making Love Alone “.

From Beirut Lebanaon that fun loving rocking band The Jolly Jihadists

The Jolly Jihadists will be performing their burn the house down smash hit remake  rendition of ” Fire — I Bring You To Burn “

From Mecca , Saudi Arabia The Burqa Babes.

The Burqa Babes will be performing their kick ass remake smash hit version of  Maria Muldaur’s  hit ” Don’t You Feel My Leg “

This one promises to drive the infidel males freaking nuts. Yes yes I know editorial comment. lol

The Cordoba Center will be providing free Middle Eastern food for all non Moslems to sample. Some of the dishes on the menu will be as listed below :

baba ganoosh , tahini , hummous , falafel , goat , beef , and lemon yogurt.

CNBC  is looking forward  to this event. Be there or be square. Seriously guys how could you even think about turning down a chance to see the Burqa Babes doing ” Don’t You Feel My Leg ” That all by itself is a once in a life time opportunity. Yes yes I know YET ANOTHER editorial comment. DAMN guys it’s MY blog !!

Reporting from N.Y.C. for CNBC  Abdullah ” Big Horn ” Saleem

Flour to the Crackers !! We Shall Bake !!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers

 

 

” Grope And Strange “


BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. – The OTHER CNBC

Dateline :   The White House Washington D.C.  Nov. 19 , 2010

Informed CNBC sources within the White House are telling us that The Usurper In Chief and His Dumbass Enablers  are in a serious panic about huge losses of support in every demographic except one — PERVERTS , therefore a serious rebranding of their message and a concentration solely on his remaining demographic is under way. Kevin Jennings will be the new Campaign Chief , The Banking Queen will be the new Congressional Democratic Outreach Chief ,  and ” Big Sis ” will be the new Chief of Staff. Sources inform us that many more changes will be coming. The new slogan of the rebranded message will be ” Grope And Strange “.  Acorn has been instructed to begin a search , identify and register mission for all undocumented perverts. Congress will of course and as usual be exempt from any new regulations and rules. There are rumors circulating of millions of new Pervert Patrol Agents being hired.

Stay tuned to CNBC for further developments as they emerge.

Reporting live for Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. — The OTHER CNBC Da Shawan Epping

Flour To The Crackers !! We shall bake !!

Now  go spread your crumbs around Crackers.

Inspiration for this story came from Cracker Ronald Faria. Kudos to you Cracker. Well done.

Panic At 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.


BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. – The OTHER CNBC

Dateline :   The Whitehouse Washington D.C.  Nov. 19 , 2010

Informed CNBC sources within the Whitehouse are telling us that The Usurper In Chief and His Dumbass Enablers  are in a serious panic about huge losses of support in every Demographic except one PERVERTS , therefore a serious rebranding of their message and a concentration soley on his remaining demographic is under way. Kevin Jennings will be the new Campaign Chief , The Banking Queen will be the new Congressional Democratic Outreach Chief ,  and ” Big Sis ” will be the new Chief of Staff. Sources inform us that many more changes will be coming. The new slogan of the rebranded message will be ” Grope And Strange “.  Acorn has been instructed to begin a search , identify and register mission for all undocumented perverts. Congress will of course and as usual be exempt from any new regualtions and rules. There are rumors circulating of milions of new Pervert Patrol Agents being hired.

Stay tuned to CNBC for further developments as they emerge.

Reporting live for Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. — The OTHER CNBC Da Shawan Epping

Flour To The Crackers !! We shall bake !!

Now  go spread your crumbs around Crackers.

Inspiration for this story came from Cracker Ronald Faria. Kudos to you Cracker. Well done.

Jimmy Hoffa Found —– Alive !!!


BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. – The OTHER CNBC

Dateline : Portland Oregon Sep. 8 , 2010

The Pervert Patrols of The Transportation Safety Agency have just announced a stunning arrest. At 7:00 P.M. this evening an elderly Moslem woman by the name of Fatima Ibn Bin Sultan Ibrahim Al Monsour Farooq tried to board a plane to Minneapolis , Mn. For some reason known probably only to himself an Agent of The Pervert Patrol became suspicious of the Moslem Lady. He notified his superiors of the reason for his suspicions and a Hajb ” Love Pat ” was performed. Much to EVERYBODY’S amazement this woman’s true identity was determined. Mr. Jimmy Hoffa is now under arrest and awaiting questioning by the Justice Department.

Stay tuned to CNBC for further details in this story as they emerge.

Reporting live  from Portland , Oregon for Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. The OTHER CNBC  Inge Johansson.

Flour to the Crackers !!! We SHALL bake !!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers.

Terrorist Alert Issued For Minneapolis , Mn.


BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. – The OTHER CNBC

Dateline :  The Homeland Security Department Washington D.C. Nov. 19 , 2011

The Homeland Security Department has just issued a terror alert for Minneapolis , Mn.  According to ” Big Sis ” of The H.S.D. there is currently a team of highly skilled and extremely dangerous terrorists enroute to Minneapolis , Mn. This team consists of nineteen  blue haired Lutheran Swedish grandmothers who are allegedly traveling to Minneapolis to see their grandsons play in a local hockey tournament. H.S.D suspects that these Swedish grannies have hidden their explosives in the Swedish apple cake and hockey sticks that they have brought their grandsons as gifts.

H.S.D. has surveillance video of these nefarious Grannies engaging in such suspicious activities as going to Church , singing Protestant Hymns , cross wearing , speaking Swedish inviting the American people to sample Swedish coffee and pastry.

and  God FORBID eating ham !!

H.S.D. has alerted the Transportation Safety Agency to be on the lookout for these  Hockey HitGrannies. T.S.A. has deployed their Pervert Patrols and has assured ” Big Sis ” that these stone cold killer Grannies will NOT give them the slip.

H.S.D. urges the American public to treat these inhuman bloodless Grannies with EXTREME caution should they be stumbled upon. CNBC urges the American public to dismiss this idiocy out of hand as they do the vast majority of what our government tells us  and have a good chuckle about it. Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment. What can I say these morons invite ridicule it would be impolite on my part not to respond in kind.

Reporting from Washington D.C. live for Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. The OTHER CNBC  Inger Svenson

Flour to the Crackers  !! We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!


Cracker Sightings In China


BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

Dateline Qiqihar , Heilongjiang Province , P.R.C. { China }the Crackers you see below were all spotted last week in Qiqihar. Check out the salutes on these Crackers.

{ L } Rasta Mon from Ghana { R } Sammy from Canada

{ L + R } Edmund and Gideon London , England { C } Frank Canada

Frank Canada

Fred America { Hey dogs are Crackers too }

Katy China{ L } Katy China { R } Sammy Canada


Cordoba Center Islamic Mosque In N.Y.C. Suffers Terrorist Attack


BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

Dateline New York City  Nov. 15 , 2011

The Cordoba Center in N.Y.C. is currently under attack by flying pigs.  Two Piper Cubs are making repeated passes over the Cordoba Center in N.Y.C. and are bombarding it with Jimmy Dean Breakfast Sausage Links to  cheers from all the N.Y.C. Crackers. The head Muslim In Chief has ordered the 7th Air Force Fighter Wing to shoot down the offending “terrorists.”  American pilots however are unable to answer the call due to the fact of their prolonged hysterical laughter

Stay tuned to CNBC for more details in this story as they emerge.


Reporting live from N.Y.C. for CNBC Connie Chung

Flour to the Crackers !!! We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!!

Creme Brule Can Be Dangerous To Your Health OR The French Connection


The Great  Sugar Assassin Conspiracy Of Sweetwater ,Tx.”

She’s beautiful , charming , sexy and DEADLY!!

She’s a Sugar Assassin.

“The French Connection”

or

“Creme Brule Can Be Dangerous To Your Health”

The first tangible evidence in the case emerged in 2004 in Paris ,France.A very famous and prestigious French Chef had recently opened a new dining restaurant to much critical acclaim. This gentleman owned four or five other restaurants that had all earned a ***** 5 star rating in the Michelin Restaurant guide. Taking his previous track records into account Michelin premiered his restaurant with a ***** 5 star rating. This was unprecedented!!! Business was good for about a month. Everything was going well in the eyes of the owner. The Michelin critics thought differently and dropped the rating to 3.5 stars in the next months issue. On the very day that the rating was dropped a very important influential French gentleman by the name of Jean Claude Phillipe had reservations for dinner.The French chef being distraught over his restaurant’s ratings drop did not have one of his better culinary efforts. Mssr. Phiilipe thought that considering the prices in this restaurant any less than “c’est magnifique” was not acceptable. He asked to speak to the chef. The chef being a temperamental culinary artiste and distraught over his misfortune refused. We ALL know how the French can be !!!
Mr. Phillipe excused himself from his table calmly walked into the kitchen and drowned the chef in a bowl of creme brule and then vanished. Nobody saw or heard a thing. This crime was committed in plain sight and hearing of about 250 of the restaurant’s patrons and yet there was not ONE SINGLE CLUE!! No one saw a thing!!

Except the FARTS.

The Farts are the French Armed Resistance to Traffickers of Sugar. They are a quasi governmental French agency that operates in the shadows right on the edge of French law. They are very effective. The Sugar Assassins FEAR the FARTS.{What the Hell is the matter with the French. Didn’t somebody realize that this was a horrible acronym? Oh well c’est la vie I guess} The FARTS had intelligence that a Sugar Assassin was operating in the Paris area so they were on their guard. As luck would have it there was a FART agent having dinner in that restaurant that very night. The whole incident happened so quickly that he was not able to apprehend Mssr. Phillipe or get a picture but he knew the REAL story. He notified the SAPS and ever since they and us have been cooperating on this case . Also there was one piece of evidence at the scene which everybody dismissed out of hand EXCEPT Lt. Pierre Cartier , the lead FART investigator who found this evidence very interesting.That was an advertisement for a French lingerie store. EVERYBODY else thought it was coincidence that it was there at the scene of the crime. They ALL reasoned that it must have just fallen out of the pockets of one of the female staff. Lt. Cartier thought differently. He had his suspicions.

The French news papers reported the whole incident as a distraught chef committing suicide over having his Michelin Restaurant guide rating dropped.

The real story is that Mr. Phillipe was a Sugar Assassin of the vile , insipid , evil Havana Sugar Cartel who was sent to Paris to assassinate the chef because the chef refused to use Havana sugar in his restaurant’s recipes. He insisted on using the rival cartel , the Bogota Association of Sugar Traffickers Allied for Ruinous Destruction A.K.A. the BASTARDS, products. Havana was PISSED!!
What we have here ladies and gentlemen is a turf war amongst all the various affiliated groups within the vile , evil nefarious Havana Sugar Cartel.

To date we have not been able to obtain a picture of him but we have been able to discover his true identity which is Ricardo Edrigo Perez. His Sugar Assassin call name is “Sweet Boy”
If you should happen to see this gentleman be aware that he is armed and EXTREMELY dangerous. He probably has 10-12 highly charged Three Musketeers on his person at all times. Give him a wide berth. Avoid him at all costs. Call the SAPS immediately!!
As usual if you have any information regarding this or any other crimes perpetrated by the vile, insipid , evil Havana Sugar Cartel or any of it’s affiliated groups or any individual Sugar Assassin notify the SAPS immediately.

As always — REMAIN phoneVIGILANT!!!camera The BASTARDS are everywhere.

Major Dee Mentia
Lead Investigator : {T.G.S.A.C.S.T.}
Area 61 SAP HQ
Maple Sugar Country
Cracker Nation U.S.A.
1-800-THE-SAPS
majordeementia@yahoo.comsmile_party

http://www.crackernationnews.wordpress.com

By Spaced Teacher

” The Great  Sugar Assassin Conspiracy Of Sweetwater Texas ” and all characters ,places,plot lines , mythology or ANYTHING else even REMOTLEY associated with it are the intellectual property of Spaced Teacher D.B.A. Bea Wildered Enterprises and may not be used for ANY purposes without the express written permission of Spaced Teacher.
“The Great  Sugar Assassination Conspiracy Of Sweetwater Tx.” while OBVIOUSLY the victim of a great deal of literary license by the author is based on true events. This actually happened to a diabetic friend of mine. To the best of my knowledge he never did resolve the mystery. This was cause for great concern for him. The names have been fictionalized to insure the guilty from liability be that criminal or civil AND to protect the author,ME against a Sugar Assassination attempt. That damn Havana Sugar Cartel is VICIOUS!!!!

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