July 22, 2010 Leave a comment
Breaking News !!! Breaking News !!!
Dateline : Kansas City , Mo. July 19 , 2010
The N.A.A.C.P. today announced that in conjunction with The New Black Panther Party , Rev. Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton , and The Southern Poverty Law Center they will sue The Food Channel. Mr. Glen Envious The N.A.A.C.P. Executive Director when asked for a comment about the pending suit by Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp said the following. ” While we certainly applaud The Food Channel’s efforts to raise the American citizenry’s awareness and preparedness of how to survive emergency situations as relates to what foods to stock and how during these troubling times however we find it vexing that they included no Black foods such as okra , collard greens , turnips , fried chicken , cole slaw , black eyed peas , corn bread , etc etc on their list. We think this is a heinous , vile racist plot on the part of The Food Channel to starve The Noble People of Color in America during emergencies such as Hurricane Katrina. We demand that this plot be stopped immeditely and that The Food Channel be required to pay reparations to The Noble People of Color in perpetuity and to promote okra , collard greens , turnips and other Food of Color on their T.V. shows.” Mr. Clarence ” Trash Mouth ” Hankins The Director of Communications for The New Black Panther Party when asked for a comment by CNBC replied. ” The Food Channell had better cease and desist in their racist plot against The Noble Panther People of America — OR ELSE!!! If they refuse we will rumble with those Cracka chefs in their own kitchens.”
Wouldn’t you all just love to see a bunch of Lady chefs beat the Hell out of some Black Panthers with a whisk? lol Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment. lol
To see what started this whole brouhaha simply click on this link.
Reporting live for CNBC from Kansas City , Mo. Sara Lee
Flour to the Crackers!!! We SHALL bake !!!
Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers!!!