Keebler Stocks Soar — Keebler Elves Party !!!

Today in economic news CNBC economic correspondent Paul Younghans has THE story of the day.

Thanks in all probability to the publicity generated by the recent ill advised actions of The New Black Panther Party Keebler stocks have skyrocketed. When asked for a quote on this most unpleasant event from the perspective of The New Black Panthers Mr. Malik Zulu Shabazz A.K.A. The Bronze Buckeroo said the following. ” We are ready to rumble with them Cracker Elves. See you under the bridge.”

Reporting live for CNBC from The Keebler Elves Hut in Green Bay Wisconsin Paul Younghans

In the picture above one of the Keebler Elves is seen asking The Bronze Buckeroo a question.

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