November 19, 2010 2 Comments
BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!
Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. – The OTHER CNBC
Dateline : The White House Washington D.C. Nov. 19 , 2010
Informed CNBC sources within the White House are telling us that The Usurper In Chief and His Dumbass Enablers are in a serious panic about huge losses of support in every demographic except one — PERVERTS , therefore a serious rebranding of their message and a concentration solely on his remaining demographic is under way. Kevin Jennings will be the new Campaign Chief , The Banking Queen will be the new Congressional Democratic Outreach Chief , and ” Big Sis ” will be the new Chief of Staff. Sources inform us that many more changes will be coming. The new slogan of the rebranded message will be ” Grope And Strange “. Acorn has been instructed to begin a search , identify and register mission for all undocumented perverts. Congress will of course and as usual be exempt from any new regulations and rules. There are rumors circulating of millions of new Pervert Patrol Agents being hired.
Stay tuned to CNBC for further developments as they emerge.
Reporting live for Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. — The OTHER CNBC Da Shawan Epping
Flour To The Crackers !! We shall bake !!
Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers.
Inspiration for this story came from Cracker Ronald Faria. Kudos to you Cracker. Well done.