July 14, 2011 2 Comments
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BULLETIN !!! BULLETIN !!!
Cracker News Broadcasting Corp.
Dateline : Kansas City Mo. Nov. 15 , 2011
CNBC investigative reporters have been able to confirm that the usual Rogues Gallery of Ludicrous Litigants , Mr. Ben Envious of the N.A.A.C.P. , Rev. Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton of Operation Push , Rev. Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson of The Rainbow Coalition , ” Minister ” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan of The Nation of Islam , Mr. Morris ” Money Man ” Dees of The Southern Poverty Law Center and Mr. Clarence ” Trashmouth ” Hankins of The Confused Man – Children of Philadelphia A.K.A. The New Black Panther Party have not accused anybody of racism or filed a racially motivated suit against anybody today.
C.N.B.C. finds this curious to the point of being suspicious and has assigned more investigative reporters to find out the reason for this strange behavior on the parts of The Rogues Gallery of Ludicrous Litigants. We are currently working on two theories the first of which is that these ” gentlemen” have been iced and the second that FINALLY these Dumbasses have gotten the message. NOBODY freaking cares about anything they have to say.
I’m betting that somebody has iced them since I believe that all of them are too damn stupid to just STFU. On the other hand though America hasn’t had that sort of good luck in quite a while now. One can only hope and pray that my theory proves out to be the correct one. Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment on my part. I’m getting really tired of you folks pointing that out to me every chance you get. It IS after all MY blog so I can say whatever the Hell I damn well please. lol
Reporting from Kansas City for CNBC Willa Randolph
Flour to the Crackers !! We SHALL bake. !!
Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!
July 30, 2010 7 Comments
Breaking News !!! Breaking News !!!
Dateline Hollywood , Ca. July 17 , 2011
The N.A.A.C.P. in conjunction with the usual Rogues Gallery of Ludicrous Litigants , ” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan of The Nation Of Islam , Morris Dees of The Southern Poverty Law Center , The ” Reverend ” Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson of The Rainbow Coalition , Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton of Operation Push and of course Clarence ” Trash Mouth ” Hankins of The Confused Man – Children of Philadelphia A.K.A. The New Black Panther Party today announced a law suit against The National Association of Lesbian Actresses Producers And Directors. The basis of the new suit is that an upcoming show produced by NALAPD is a vile evil racist plot to denigrate the Powerful and Noble Men of Color of America. As best as CNBC can determine what has the Melanin Enhanced Man – Children upset is that this new show called ” The Talk ” is an all female and all Lesbian production. When asked for a comment by CNBC regarding this development Clarence ” Trash Mouth ” Hankins replied thusly ” This is yet another vile evil racist plot perpetrated by dem White Cracka mofos. The only thing different about this one is that it specifically targets The Powerful and Noble Men of Color of America and The Mighty Panther Nation. By denying Black men of their rightful place as the head of The Black Family they denigrate and emasculate him to the point where he can’t overcome his White imposed handicaps. If this show goes on the air we will send a team of our toughest Panther Sistas to rumble with these Cracka Dykes on their own Hollywood sets.”
CNBC is fervently hoping that ” The Talk ” will indeed go on the air. Can you imagine the comedic joy in seeing a bunch of Craka Dykes kicking the shit out of some Panther Sista ? lol Yes yes I know yet ANOTHER editorial comment. Are you ready? Here comes another one.