Kenyan Camelot

Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. —  The OTHER CNBC is pleased to announce a new feature in our programming line-up. Today begins our occaisonal  Movie Review feature.

”  Kenyan Camelot “

Directed by Oliver North oooppppsss I meant Oliver Stone.

Produced by Clarence ” Trashmouth ” Hankins

Music by 50 Cent

Starring :

Barry Soetero     as  J.F.K.

Michelle Obama as Jackie

Nancy Pelosi  as Rose Kennedy

Harry Reid as Joe Kennedy Sr.

Reverend Jessie ” Hymie Town ” Jackson as Bobby Kennedy

” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan as Ted Kennedy

Reverend Al ” Tawana ” Sharpton as Jimmy Hoffa

Jackie Gleason as Nikita Kruschev

Sean Penn as Fidel Castro

Lady Gaga as Marilyn Monroe

The U.S.S. Minnow as P.T. 103

Bob ” Gilligan ” Denver as J.F.K. { P.T.103 Skipper }

The General Lee as The Cursed Chappaquidick Chariot

In various supporting roles :

Rep. Maxine  “Troubled ” Waters

Rep. John Lewis

The Congressional Black Caucus

La Raza

Rep. Barney ”  The Banking Queen ” Frank

And a supporting cast of 535 Morons.

” Kenyan Camelot ” is the story of a poor nondescript not terribly bright Kenyan boy who immigrates to America from the Madrassas of Indonesia via Hawaii and parts unknown to masterfully execute the biggest fraud ever perpetrated against the American people by bringing them much sought Hope and Change with the help of his expert enablers. ” Kenyan Camelot ” further examines  “The One’s ” life of luxury after stealing the highest office of his adopted land. Talk about Gypsies In The Palace lol. Yes yes I know editorial comment. I just can’t help myself.

” Kenyan Camelot ” is as I’m sure many of you suspect entirely the product of my twisted yet fertile sense of humor. For that reason we would like to invite our readers for suggestions as to whom you think would be better to star in this movie as well as fill the other concurrent roles involved with it’s production.

Flour to the Crackers !! We SHALL bake !!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!

Obama Stilfes N. Korean Threat

Breaking News !!! Breaking News !!!

Cracker News Broadcasting Network

Reliable sources inform CNBC that the tense situation with N. Korea has been defused by the heroic efforts of President Obama and his team. Negotiations between the two governments have produced the following agreement. The N. Koreans agree to give up their nuclear weapons program , to stop sending Kim Jong  Il’s sons to Disney World Tokyo and to stop lobbing missiles over Japan , S. Korea and Hawaii. The United States has agreed that President Obama shall issue a public apology for persecuting The Noble People of  N . Korea , to bow to Kim Jong Il publicly and in front of the cameras for all the world to see , to import  3 million pounds of kimchee and dog meat and to supply Kim Jong Il with an endless supply of the latest Hollywood movies in perpetuity.

When reached by CNBC for a comment Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said the following ” I think this deal will insure peace and stability on the Korean Peninsula far into the future. We are pleased that an agreement has been reached. “

CNBC thinks this deal will probably last until next Tuesday. Yes yes I know that is an editorial comment.

Reporting from Washington for CNBC  Hiroshi Akomaya

Flour to the people !! We SHALL bake

Now go spread your crumbs Crackers

The Rye Krisp In Charge Strikes Back

Breaking News !!!  Breaking News !!! CNBC {  Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp  }

The Cracker counter attack against the hateful tirade launched by the Cute Brown Kittens A.K.A.  The New Black Panther Party against the members of the Cracker Nation appears to be having a strong effect. The Rye Krisp In Charge has just nationalized The Gold Medal and Pillsbury Flour Companies. When asked to comment on this turn of events the Rye Krisp In Charge had this to say . ” It’s all George Bush’s fault . If he had kept those  nasty capitalist cupcake bakers in check none of this would have happened.”  When asked for a rebuttal to  the Rye Krisp In Charge’s comments Mr. Matt ” The Big Biscuit ”  Morgan the leader of the  Cracker Nation replied in this fashion. ” Flour to the Crackers !! We SHALL bake. To the ovens Crackers !!”

Beloved American icons such as Sara Lee , Mrs. Fields , Famous Amos , and Aunt Jemima have gone into hiding for fear of their lives.

Stay tuned to Cracker Nation News for more details as they emerge.

Reporting for CNBC from Pillsbury H.Q. in Sioux City Iowa  Graham T. Wheat

To see the reaction to the Rye Krisp In Charge’s actions click here.

Inspiration for this story came from  Cracker Paul Carrier. Spread those crumbs around Cracker Paul

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