The New Black Panther Party Declares War ——- On France !!!


Cracker Nation News Broadcasting

Dateline Philadelphia Pa. July 23 , 2010

The Minister of War for The New Black Panther Party Mr. Hakim ” Black Thunder ” O’Sullivan has just announced that The New Black Panther Party has declared war on France. When asked why The New Black Panther Party declared war on France ” Black Thunder ” er er Mr. O ‘ Sullivan replied thusly. ” We need money to finance our operations against our true enemy  The Mighty Cracker Nation of America. We figured that those French Crackas would surrender quickly and pay us reparations rather than have Popeye’s Fried Chicken joints springing up all over Paris. We’re ready to rumble with those French Crackas on their own surrender fields.”  They are also not nearly as tough as The Girl Scouts of America.”

Oh WAIT !! That’s a Florida Panther


When reached in Paris by CNBC for a comment the French defense minister Madame Louise Marie Ducharme said the following ” We surrender unconditionally.Would you nice Panther gentlemen like some cafe and a croissant as you march down the Champs Elysse?” Psst Jean Phillipe call Washington. Toute suite !!!

I find myself in a bit of a quandry over this situation. I might actually have to root for the French. The HORRORS !! Yes Yes I know that was an editorial comment. lol

Reporting live from Philadelphia ,  Pa.  for  C.N.B.C. Kristianne Marie Andipour

Flour to the Crackers !!! We SHALL overcome !!!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!!

Inspiration for this story came from Cracker Jodi Klyman

Keep on Crackering Cracker Jodi.

Is THIS How It Starts?

Breaking News From CNBC  { Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp.} — The Other CNBC

Dateline : Chattanooga   Tn. July 16 , 2011

Police in Chattanooga Tennessee are on the scene of a rather gruesome murder . The Victim is DaRay Clements a member of  the local New Black Panther Party. Mr. Clements was drowned in a giant vat of melted white cheddar cheese at the local Cee Bee restaurant on Oakdale Avenue. Police as yet have no motive or perpetrator for the murder although the bizarre method of the murder would seem to point to a disgruntled member of  The Cracker Nation. When contacted by CNBC for a comment regarding this matter CLOTUS { Cracker Leader of The United States} Mr. Matt ” The Big Biscuit ” Morgan said the following ” My condolences go out to the man’s family. If it is found that a member of The Cracker Nation was responsible for this mans death I will instruct our courts to prosecute this criminal to the full extent of the law. We do NOT support unjustified  violence against anyone.” We also asked Mr. Mike Lorie of  The  American  Cracker Lovers Union — The Other A.C.L.U. for comment. Mr. Lorie replied thusly. ” While I find it difficult to believe that any member of Cracker Nation would so dumb as to murder a Black Panther in such an obvious fashion should the facts bear out that that is indeed the case the A.C.L.U. will sue the criminal and his family for every dime they have and for reparations in perpetuity. The dumb cracker would deserve everything he got.”

Stay tuned for further details as they emerge.

Reporting live for CNBC from Chattanooga , Tn.  Graham T. Wheat.

To learn more about the investigation into Mr. Clements murder click here.

Flour to the people!!! We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers.

The Honey Grahams To The Rescue

Breaking News !!!! Breaking News !!!! Breaking News !!!!

CNBC { Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp } Dateline : Cracker Nation Dept. Of Internal Security Area 61 .C.N.A.  July 12 , 2010

General Mei Leize The Director of The Cracker Nation Dept. Of Internal Security  made the following announcement about 10 minutes ago. ” Dear Cracker Nation Citizenry I’m pleased to announce that the beloved Cracker Nation Icon Famous Amos has been rescued from The Cute Brown Kitty’s A.K.A. The Black Panthers unharmed. He is currently resting comfortably at a secure location. I wish to thank our citizenry for their help in Crackering this case.”

Further details provided by The Cracker Nation Dept. Of Internal Security reveal that Famous Amos was rescued  by an all female elite , highly trained and effective and until this incident top secret  Special Forces Unit known as The Honey Grahams under the Command of Major Dee Mentia. For security reason no further details of The Honey Grahams can be revealed at this time.

A grateful nation says ” Well done ladies .” You can run Cute Brown Kittys but you CAN’T hide.  The Honey Grahams have your number.

Reporting live from C.N.D.I.S. Area 61 C.N.A. for CNBC   Amy ” Honey ”  Lighthouse

Flour to the Crackers !!! We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers

The picture below is of one of The Honey Grahams. Go ahead Cute Brown Kittys and threaten HER Cracka baby and see what happens to you.

If you wish to see what precipitaed the call to action of The Honey Grahams click here.

The Rye Krisp In Charge Strikes Back

Breaking News !!!  Breaking News !!! CNBC {  Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp  }

The Cracker counter attack against the hateful tirade launched by the Cute Brown Kittens A.K.A.  The New Black Panther Party against the members of the Cracker Nation appears to be having a strong effect. The Rye Krisp In Charge has just nationalized The Gold Medal and Pillsbury Flour Companies. When asked to comment on this turn of events the Rye Krisp In Charge had this to say . ” It’s all George Bush’s fault . If he had kept those  nasty capitalist cupcake bakers in check none of this would have happened.”  When asked for a rebuttal to  the Rye Krisp In Charge’s comments Mr. Matt ” The Big Biscuit ”  Morgan the leader of the  Cracker Nation replied in this fashion. ” Flour to the Crackers !! We SHALL bake. To the ovens Crackers !!”

Beloved American icons such as Sara Lee , Mrs. Fields , Famous Amos , and Aunt Jemima have gone into hiding for fear of their lives.

Stay tuned to Cracker Nation News for more details as they emerge.

Reporting for CNBC from Pillsbury H.Q. in Sioux City Iowa  Graham T. Wheat

To see the reaction to the Rye Krisp In Charge’s actions click here.

Inspiration for this story came from  Cracker Paul Carrier. Spread those crumbs around Cracker Paul

Cracker Sumitt Called

Breaking News !!! CNBC { Cracker News Broadcasting Network }

In view of increased racial tensions caused by the recent words and actions of The Cute Brown Kittens A.K.A. The New Black Panther Party a Cracker Summit has been called for July 18 which just happens to be National Cracker Day. In attendance will be The Rye Krisp In Chief , Malik Zulu Shabbazz A.K.A. The Bronze Buckeroo of The New Black Panther Party and his Comrade in Stupidity King Mo. , The Rev Al ” Shakedown ” Sharpton , Minister ” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan , Willie Nelson { for Cracker entertainment purposes only}  Congressman Joe ” You Lie ” Wilson , Senator Michelle Bachman  Sara Palin and the Reverend Franklin Graham. The Vice Cracker In Chief will NOT be invited since R.K.I.C. fears what might come out of his mouth.  TOTUS { Teleprompter Of The United States has been invited at the request of Ms. Palin.

On the political agenda will be a ” frank and open ” discussion of  race relations in America.

The menu will consist of White Cheddar Cheeze Nips with Black Bean Dip and Sam Adams Beer.

Security will be provided by a SWAT {Special Weapons And Tactics } Team  of Keebler Elves under the command of Sargeant James Crowley of The Cambridge Ma, Police Dept.

CNBC will of course have a follow up to this story at the conclusion of the event. We’ll bet your waiting with baited breath for that story. lol

Reporting for CNBC  Cletus T. Walker from The Cracker Barrel on Black Pariah Lane in El Paso Tx.

Keebler Stocks Soar — Keebler Elves Party !!!

Today in economic news CNBC economic correspondent Paul Younghans has THE story of the day.

Thanks in all probability to the publicity generated by the recent ill advised actions of The New Black Panther Party Keebler stocks have skyrocketed. When asked for a quote on this most unpleasant event from the perspective of The New Black Panthers Mr. Malik Zulu Shabazz A.K.A. The Bronze Buckeroo said the following. ” We are ready to rumble with them Cracker Elves. See you under the bridge.”

Reporting live for CNBC from The Keebler Elves Hut in Green Bay Wisconsin Paul Younghans

In the picture above one of the Keebler Elves is seen asking The Bronze Buckeroo a question.

Now And Then

Breaking News From CNBC { Cracker News Broadcasting Corp}                                                                                                                                                                                                           It would seem that our story of earlier
today of The New Black Panther Party’s Cracker Outreach Program in
conjunction with the NPRCA { National Professional Rodeo Cowboy’s
Association } in which the two groups will be bringing Cracker Culture
to deprived inner city Panther youth in the form of Midnite
Rodeo has sparked some journalistic fervor in our audience. The photo
below was submitted anonymously by an audience member. It
appears that Mr. Malik Zuzlu Shabazz A.K.A. The Bronze Buckeroo was
bitten early in life by the rodeo bug. What’s next Bronze Buckeroo a
membership in The Black Hockey Dad’s Association?

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