Creme Brule Can Be Dangerous To Your Health OR The French Connection


The Great  Sugar Assassin Conspiracy Of Sweetwater ,Tx.”

She’s beautiful , charming , sexy and DEADLY!!

She’s a Sugar Assassin.

“The French Connection”

or

“Creme Brule Can Be Dangerous To Your Health”

The first tangible evidence in the case emerged in 2004 in Paris ,France.A very famous and prestigious French Chef had recently opened a new dining restaurant to much critical acclaim. This gentleman owned four or five other restaurants that had all earned a ***** 5 star rating in the Michelin Restaurant guide. Taking his previous track records into account Michelin premiered his restaurant with a ***** 5 star rating. This was unprecedented!!! Business was good for about a month. Everything was going well in the eyes of the owner. The Michelin critics thought differently and dropped the rating to 3.5 stars in the next months issue. On the very day that the rating was dropped a very important influential French gentleman by the name of Jean Claude Phillipe had reservations for dinner.The French chef being distraught over his restaurant’s ratings drop did not have one of his better culinary efforts. Mssr. Phiilipe thought that considering the prices in this restaurant any less than “c’est magnifique” was not acceptable. He asked to speak to the chef. The chef being a temperamental culinary artiste and distraught over his misfortune refused. We ALL know how the French can be !!!
Mr. Phillipe excused himself from his table calmly walked into the kitchen and drowned the chef in a bowl of creme brule and then vanished. Nobody saw or heard a thing. This crime was committed in plain sight and hearing of about 250 of the restaurant’s patrons and yet there was not ONE SINGLE CLUE!! No one saw a thing!!

Except the FARTS.

The Farts are the French Armed Resistance to Traffickers of Sugar. They are a quasi governmental French agency that operates in the shadows right on the edge of French law. They are very effective. The Sugar Assassins FEAR the FARTS.{What the Hell is the matter with the French. Didn’t somebody realize that this was a horrible acronym? Oh well c’est la vie I guess} The FARTS had intelligence that a Sugar Assassin was operating in the Paris area so they were on their guard. As luck would have it there was a FART agent having dinner in that restaurant that very night. The whole incident happened so quickly that he was not able to apprehend Mssr. Phillipe or get a picture but he knew the REAL story. He notified the SAPS and ever since they and us have been cooperating on this case . Also there was one piece of evidence at the scene which everybody dismissed out of hand EXCEPT Lt. Pierre Cartier , the lead FART investigator who found this evidence very interesting.That was an advertisement for a French lingerie store. EVERYBODY else thought it was coincidence that it was there at the scene of the crime. They ALL reasoned that it must have just fallen out of the pockets of one of the female staff. Lt. Cartier thought differently. He had his suspicions.

The French news papers reported the whole incident as a distraught chef committing suicide over having his Michelin Restaurant guide rating dropped.

The real story is that Mr. Phillipe was a Sugar Assassin of the vile , insipid , evil Havana Sugar Cartel who was sent to Paris to assassinate the chef because the chef refused to use Havana sugar in his restaurant’s recipes. He insisted on using the rival cartel , the Bogota Association of Sugar Traffickers Allied for Ruinous Destruction A.K.A. the BASTARDS, products. Havana was PISSED!!
What we have here ladies and gentlemen is a turf war amongst all the various affiliated groups within the vile , evil nefarious Havana Sugar Cartel.

To date we have not been able to obtain a picture of him but we have been able to discover his true identity which is Ricardo Edrigo Perez. His Sugar Assassin call name is “Sweet Boy”
If you should happen to see this gentleman be aware that he is armed and EXTREMELY dangerous. He probably has 10-12 highly charged Three Musketeers on his person at all times. Give him a wide berth. Avoid him at all costs. Call the SAPS immediately!!
As usual if you have any information regarding this or any other crimes perpetrated by the vile, insipid , evil Havana Sugar Cartel or any of it’s affiliated groups or any individual Sugar Assassin notify the SAPS immediately.

As always — REMAIN phoneVIGILANT!!!camera The BASTARDS are everywhere.

Major Dee Mentia
Lead Investigator : {T.G.S.A.C.S.T.}
Area 61 SAP HQ
Maple Sugar Country
Cracker Nation U.S.A.
1-800-THE-SAPS
majordeementia@yahoo.comsmile_party

http://www.crackernationnews.wordpress.com

By Spaced Teacher

” The Great  Sugar Assassin Conspiracy Of Sweetwater Texas ” and all characters ,places,plot lines , mythology or ANYTHING else even REMOTLEY associated with it are the intellectual property of Spaced Teacher D.B.A. Bea Wildered Enterprises and may not be used for ANY purposes without the express written permission of Spaced Teacher.
“The Great  Sugar Assassination Conspiracy Of Sweetwater Tx.” while OBVIOUSLY the victim of a great deal of literary license by the author is based on true events. This actually happened to a diabetic friend of mine. To the best of my knowledge he never did resolve the mystery. This was cause for great concern for him. The names have been fictionalized to insure the guilty from liability be that criminal or civil AND to protect the author,ME against a Sugar Assassination attempt. That damn Havana Sugar Cartel is VICIOUS!!!!

FLOTUS{ First Lady Of The United States } Targeted By Assassins?


BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. — The OTHER CNBC

Dateline : Cracker Nation Department Of Internal Security Area 63  August 16 , 2010

General Mei Leize , the Director of the Cracker Nation Department of Internal Security, has just announced that FLOTUS is being targeted by Sugar Assassins of the vile insipid nefarious Havana Sugar Cartel and their affiliated terrorist groups. In a statement released to the press Gen Mei Leize referred to the following threat received by C.N. D.I.S. earlier today. As follows below :

“All you imperialist dogs of Cracker Nation be advised that we have issued a bounty on the head of  FLOTUS. Do not think we are so stupid as to believe the  propaganda you feed your own people about FLOTUS’s school lunch  healthy eating programs being ” for the kids ” health. We know that this is a declaration of war against The Havana Sugar Cartel and our Comrades In Arms against the domination of the world by America. Rest assured Amigos FLOTUS is toast. You may find her someday suffocated in a dish of strawberry shortcake or peach melba , or you may find her ” choked  to death  ” on some Resse’s Pieces or M + M’s . Nobody knows exactly how or when we will take our revenge but rest assured we will take it and you will find her in some unpleasant circumstances. You can run  dogs but you can’t hide. The Sugar Assassins are coming for you.”  Diego ” Sandy ” Pecan

General Mei Leize has instructed the Cracker Nation Terrorist Warning Level to be raised to Yellow which is also known as The Lemon Merengue Pie Alert and is the fourth of five step levels and designates the second highest level of Alert. Gen. Mei Leize also authorized Major Dee Mentia the Lead Investigator of The Great Sugar Assassin Caper of Sweetwater Tx. and the Commanding Officer of  The Honey Pies to

take  down the Havana Sugar Cartel at her will and with any force necessary. In her final comments regarding this matter General Mei Leize said the following :

” My Dear fellow Cracker Nation Citizens please rest assured that FLOTUS is under the 24 hour a day protection of the Honey Pies and is in absolutely no danger. You can rest assured that every member of the Honey Pies will protect FLOTUS with their lives. As for you Havana Sugar Cartel members say your prayers your time is very limited. The Honey Pies are coming for you.”

” As always my fellow citizens remain vigilant!! The BASTARDS are everywhere !!! Considering that we now know that there is a Sugar Assassin operating in the Florida Pan Handle region you may want to think twice before you have that piece of apple pie or carrot cake when you  go out to dinner tonight.

To see the other chapters in this saga of human struggle please click here and here.

Flour to the Crackers !!! We SHALL bake !!!

Now  go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!!


The Havana Sugar Cartel STRIKES!! The Cute Brown Kitties and The Cubans Allied?


Breaking News !!!! Breaking News !!!!

Cracker News Broadcasting Corp The OTHER CNBC

Dateline :  Philadelphia,  Pa. July 14 , 2010

Acting on a tip from Karen ” Cracka ” Hopkins the Director of the C.I.A. Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. has launched an investigation into The News Black Panther Party.  We have uncovered a heinous plot against the American people. Normally we would not publish this story until we had ALL the facts but we feel that this plot is so dangerous the public needs to be warned IMMEDIATELY !! FOREWARNED IS FOREARMED. !!! Our Field Agents are highly suspicious that The New Black Panther Party acting out of their hatred of all things White and The Havana Sugar Cartel acting out of their hatred of America have allied themselves. The details that we currently have are below.

Flour to the Crackers!!!!

Now  go spread your crumbs around Crackers

The Great  Sugar Assassin Conspiracy Of Sweetwater Tx.


She’s beautiful , charming , sexy and DEADLY!!!

She’s A Sugar Assassin

” Havana Day Dreaming”

or

” The Havana Sugar Cartel Strikes”

In the Spring of 2010 a rather elderly but alert gentleman by the Name of Mr. Barton Park of Sweetwater , Texas began receiving,anonymously, baked goods from bakeries     all over the country. Mr.Park being a diabetic and a naturally suspicious man,and ever mindful of the extremely difficult security situation his country was facing as a result of the events of Sept.11,2001 did what all good Americans would do. He called the authorities. In this case that was the Sugar Awareness Police A.K.A., known affectionately we hope, as  the SAPS

SAP Agents in hot pursuit of a Sugar Assassin

The SAPS are Federal Agents under the direct supervision of The Cracker Nation Department Of Internal Security.The case was assigned to me as the Lead Investigator. My name is Major Dee Mentia. An investigation was launched. Preliminary field intelligence seemed to indicate that vile , despicable , nefarious terrorist group The Havana Sugar Cartel was behind the attempted assassination of Mr.Park. We have no idea why they would want to assassinate an elderly retired gentleman such as Mr.Park. I assure all citizens that we will get to the bottom of this.

What we do know of the Havana Sugar Cartel is that they employ assassins,known as Sugar Assassins,to do their dirty work. In a rather cruel and ironic twist the Sugar Assassins always use sugar in one form or another to kill their victims. Since we now know that there is a Sugar Assassin operating in the Sweetwater Tx. area we urge all citizens of Texas to be extremely vigilant!!If you should go out to dinner in the immediate future you might want to think carefully about ordering that apple pie or carrot cake.

We ask for the cooperation of the public at large in the on going investigation.If you have any information that may pertain to this investigation please feel free to call us at our toll free hot line 1-800-THE-SAPS or leave your tips in this forum as comments. Do not worry WordPress is a secure site. They have TOP SECRET or T.S.15 clearance.

WordPress has a T.S. 15 Security Rating. You needn’t be in fear.

In the coming weeks and months I will bring you up to date on past developments as well as current ones. In the meantime be——

HIGHLY VIGILANT!!!The BASTARDS are EVERYWHERE!!!

Major Dee Mentia
Lead Investigator{T.G.S.A.C.S.T.}
Area 61
Maple Sugar Country
U.S.A.

1-800-THE-SAPS

majordeementia@yahoo.com

http://www.crackernationnews.wordpress.com

” The Great  Sugar Assassin Conspiracy Of Sweetwater Texas ” and all characters ,places,plot lines , mythology or ANYTHING else even REMOTLEY associated with it are the intellectual property of Spaced Teacher D.B.A. Bea Wildered Enterprises and may not be used for ANY purposes without the express written permission of Spaced Teacher.

“The Great  Sugar Assassination Conspiracy Of Sweetwater Tx.” while obviously the victim of a great deal of literary license by the author is based on true events. This actually happened to a diabetic friend of mine. To the best of my knowledge he never did resolve the mystery. This was a cause of great concern to him. The names have been fictionalized to insure the guilty from liability be that criminal or civil and  to protect the author,me against a Sugar Assassination attempt. That damn Havana Sugar Cartel is VICIOUS!!!!

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