The New Black Panther Party Declares War ——- On France !!!


Cracker Nation News Broadcasting

Dateline Philadelphia Pa. July 23 , 2010

The Minister of War for The New Black Panther Party Mr. Hakim ” Black Thunder ” O’Sullivan has just announced that The New Black Panther Party has declared war on France. When asked why The New Black Panther Party declared war on France ” Black Thunder ” er er Mr. O ‘ Sullivan replied thusly. ” We need money to finance our operations against our true enemy  The Mighty Cracker Nation of America. We figured that those French Crackas would surrender quickly and pay us reparations rather than have Popeye’s Fried Chicken joints springing up all over Paris. We’re ready to rumble with those French Crackas on their own surrender fields.”  They are also not nearly as tough as The Girl Scouts of America.”

Oh WAIT !! That’s a Florida Panther


When reached in Paris by CNBC for a comment the French defense minister Madame Louise Marie Ducharme said the following ” We surrender unconditionally.Would you nice Panther gentlemen like some cafe and a croissant as you march down the Champs Elysse?” Psst Jean Phillipe call Washington. Toute suite !!!

I find myself in a bit of a quandry over this situation. I might actually have to root for the French. The HORRORS !! Yes Yes I know that was an editorial comment. lol

Reporting live from Philadelphia ,  Pa.  for  C.N.B.C. Kristianne Marie Andipour

Flour to the Crackers !!! We SHALL overcome !!!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!!

Inspiration for this story came from Cracker Jodi Klyman

Keep on Crackering Cracker Jodi.

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