November 20, 2010 8 Comments
BREAKING NEWS!!! BREAKING NEWS!!! BREAKING NEWS !!!
Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. – The Other CNBC
Dateline : San Francisco Ca. Nov. 19 , 2010
Mrs. Sharon Spencer of the heretofore unknown political group ” Don’t Ask !! – DON’T Grope ” has just made an announcement that the women AND men members of her group are no longer going to stand by and be molested by The Pervert Patrol of The Transportation Safety Agency. Mrs. Spencer has by means of written and oral communication informed ” Big Sis ” that they will be filing a lawsuit against ALL members of The Pervert Patrols that molest her members or ANY other person that seeks their help. Mrs. Spencer continued by informing ” Big Sis ” that her group has retained the legal services of Wendy Emily Bustnuttzz Esq. Chief Attorney of The Feminist Law Department of the law firm of Dewey , Cheatum and Howe of San Francisco.
Oh BOY !! This should be great fun!! W.E. Bustnuttzz vs ” Big Sis “
Talk about your Dyke Duel to the Death. This will be ” must see T.V.. LOL
Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment. Here comes another one. A word of advice for all male members of The Pervert Patrols. Be VERY careful where you put your hands. W.E. Bustnuttzz has a fireplace mantle stacked with souvenir ” stones”. Oh and if you are a female member of the Pervert Patrols don’t get cocky. The only thing W.E. Bustnutzz loves more than she hates men is money. She won’t bat an eye to destroy you either.
Please stay tuned to CNBC for more details in this story as they emerge. Our investigative reporters are hard at work as we speak trying to discover who is behind this shadowy new group. Inquiring minds want to know and so you shall.
Flour to the Crackers !! We SHALL bake !!