Dr. Schweitzer I Presume
July 20, 2010 3 Comments
All the news of Cracker Nation that's fit to print —- and some that's not. lol
July 20, 2010 3 Comments
While I do not begrudge Doctors and other allied health professionals making a good living since their education is so expensive and they are highly trained I also do not think health care should be viewed as solely a business.Call me old fashioned but I think there should still be some humanitarian concerns involved in choosing and practicing in that career path. I think if your role model for this career is Bill Gates or Warren Buffett rather than Albert Schweitzer you are in the wrong field.
I propose that ALL Doctors and allied health care practitioners in fields that have shortages as described in the article below should be required to give two years of quality service to the nation BEFORE they can be licensed to practice in civilian society. If they refuse service then they will not be eligible for any federal loans or federal jobs and will be required to give service elsewhere. I really don’t care if they shovel pig shit in the Mississippi Delta for two years .They WILL serve under my system. Also if they choose not to give medical service but some other service then they will not be eligible for federal loans or jobs until twenty years after their alternate service is completed. It’s time to stop babying these ” professional ” career types and start treating them like all other members of society. Also keep in mind that women are already excused from having to register with Selective Service which is blatantly discriminatory why should they be excused from this program also?
I invite your comments.
July 19, 2010 9 Comments
July 18, 2010 Leave a comment
So considering that Meigui asked me about my health abruptly with no subtlety at all was very out of character for a Chinese woman and thusly a cause of serious concern for me I was deeply troubled. I needed to get answers quickly!! How to do that? I have not learned this ” obfuscate , delay , frustrate , misdirect, anger” game’s subtleties yet. What would I do? How could I gt the answers I needed? It was then that the ” American Voice Of Reason” who sublets a small apartment in my mind spoke to me. “Roll the dice Rimnak!!” So I did.
July 12, 2010 6 Comments
Breaking News !!!! Breaking News !!!! CNBC { Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. }
Confidential sources inform CNBC that Skippy Peanut Butter Co. Smuckers Preserves and Wonder Bread have formed an alliance against the recent Nationalization of The Pillsbury and Gold Medal Flower Companies by the Rye Krisp In Charge. When asked to comment on this new alliance by CNBC Thomas A. Grape the C.E.O. of Smuckers Preserves replied thusly ” The Rye Krisp In Charge must not be allowed to get away with this act. A fundamental change to the American way of life such as this is dangerous to The Republic. Us Crackers need to stick together like peanut butter and jelly .”
Corporate jets have flown the beloved American icons such as Mrs. Fields , Famous Amos , Sara Lee , Mrs. Butterworth and Aunt Jemima to safety out of reach of the Rye Krisp In Chief. Ben and Jerry have refused the generous offer of sanctuary offered by their colleagues. When asked by CNBC for a comment as to why they replied as follows : ” We are not bakers so we will not oppose RKIC. “
Stay tuned to CNBC for more details as they emerge.
Reporting for CNBC from Smuckers H.Q. in Plum Grove Oregon Wilhemina Baldwin Apple
Flour to the Crackers !!! We SHALL bake !!!
Inspiration for this story came from Cracker Kimmie. Spread those crumbs around Cracker Kimmie.
July 11, 2010 Leave a comment
Today in economic news CNBC economic correspondent Paul Younghans has THE story of the day.
Thanks in all probability to the publicity generated by the recent ill advised actions of The New Black Panther Party Keebler stocks have skyrocketed. When asked for a quote on this most unpleasant event from the perspective of The New Black Panthers Mr. Malik Zulu Shabazz A.K.A. The Bronze Buckeroo said the following. ” We are ready to rumble with them Cracker Elves. See you under the bridge.”
Reporting live for CNBC from The Keebler Elves Hut in Green Bay Wisconsin Paul Younghans
In the picture above one of the Keebler Elves is seen asking The Bronze Buckeroo a question.