The NAACP is at it AGAIN !!

BREAKING NEWS!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!!

CNBC { Cracker Nation News Broadcasting Corp. } The OTHER CNBC

Informed sources report that the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People , The Nation Of Islam , The Southern Poverty Law Center and The New Black Panther Party will file a suit against the U.S. Geological Society and The U.S. Department of the Interior. The basis of the suit is that these two racist entities knew that the general Potomac Region of the U.S.A. sits on a well known , to them , earthquake fault that they have never bothered to inform the public about. According to the leader of The Nation of Islam ” Calypso” Louis Farrakhan  ” This is yet another example of a heinous racist plot perpetrated against the Noble People of Color by the Jewish Cabal that controls the whole media apparatus in America and those nasty Republicans under the direction of George Bush. Their desire was to see this earthquake wipe out the colored populations of the Potomac Region so that they could buy up all the property at dirt cheap rates.” Clarence ” Trash Mouth “

Hankins The Director of Communications for The New Black Panther Party said the following ” Those racist geologists had better watch their Cracka backs. We are ready to rumble with them in their own labs. “

We at CNBC pray that ” Trash Mouth ” gets his wish. What huge fun it would be to see a bunch of  Lady geologists armed with ball point pens and clip boards hand the Black Panthers their collective heads. Yes yes we know that was an editorial comment. Here are a couple of more. CNBC wonders if these folks realize that White people also live in the Potomac region? CNBC is also wondering if this turn of events will prevent the Reverend Mr. ” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan from attending the One Million Cracker Picnic as he had earlier promised?

In conclusion CNBC has been able to confirm that the earthquake fault which lies under the Potomac Region of the United States will not be named The George Bush Fault.

Reporting live for the Cracker News Broadcasting Network the OTHER CNBC  from the quake zone Mike ” Shaky ” Walton

Flour to the Crackers !!! We SHALL bake !!!!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers !!

The Big Bad Fascist Facebook Mommy

Dear Cracker Brothers and Sisters :

This morning I was BLOCKED yet again by THE BIG BAD FASCIST FACEBOOK MOMMY for ” spamming “. I think we can all agree that the BBFFM isn’t the least bit concerned about ” spamming ” but rather is intensely concerned with controlling the message. I have grown DAMN sick and tired  of dealing with The Big Bad Fascist  Facebook Mommy so I’ve decided that I’m no longer going to tolerate her Fascist acts. Effective today I have taken control of my personal free speech rights. I have gone here If any of my Cracker Brothers and Sisters would lie to join me you are invited.

I hope to see many of you there soon.

Paul

Flour to the Crackers !!! We SHALL bake!!!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers!!! Spread them on NING not Facebook.

CLOTUS Calls For One Million Cracker Pic Nic

Breaking News Cracker News Broadcasting Corp.

Dateline : The Cracker Riveria Coastal Carolina June 29 ,  2011

CNBC  has just received the following e-mail from CLOTUS ” Cracker Leader Of The United States} Matt “Cracker”  Morgan As follows : ” Dear Citizens of  The Cracker Nation today I am calling for a one million Cracker pic nic at the Bluegrass Music Festival scheduled for Labor Day week-end in Steele Alabama. I invite all the various Crackers of Cracker Nation to come boogie down for the week-end. Please do remember to pick up all your Crackers wrappers though. We would not want to give The New Black Panther Party Litter Police or any of their other nefarious affiliated groups any reason to accuse us of a racist litter plot against their Noble People. See you Labor Day week-end Crackers. BOOGIE DOWN !!!”

CNBC has it from very reliable sources that ” Calypso ” Louis Farrakhan will appear in an effort to heal the wounds between the Noble Panther People and The Cracker Nation. I hope that is true. I’d love to watch ” Calypso ” Louie boogieing down with CLOTUS . How Surreal would THAT be? lol Yes yes I know that was an editorial comment. Here is another one. I find it curious the The Black Trash would be so worried about garbage.

Stay tuned to CNBC for further details as they emerge

Reporting for CNBC  from Steele , Alabama  Tucker ” The Bluegrass Badass ” Marshall

” Flour to the Crackers!! We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your crumbs Crackers.

Calling ALL Crackers.

Dear  Cracker Friends :

Please be advised that Cracker Nation welcomes Crackers of all types. You may feel feel free to encourage all of your Cracker friends and family to apply for citizenship.If they are quality Crackers they will be invited to become a citizen of Cracker Nation. Should they be blessed with such a wondrous new direction in their lives please tell them that when they arrive in Cracker Nation they are  to report IMMEDIATELY to the local Cracker Barrel restaurant for their swearing in ceremony. At the conclusion of this ceremony please walk towards the light and cheese nips where a reception in honor of our new citizens will be held with CLOTUS { Cracker Leader Of The United States } and many other dignitaries of Cracker Nation as well as some of their new fellow citizens. Pass the onion dip please.

 

 

For those Crackers out there that STILL have not jumped in the Cracker Barrel I’d like to invite you to read Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. — the other CNBC and the affiliated blog of Cracker Nation , Cracker Intelligence Agency , The American Cracker Lovers Union — The OTHER A.C.L.U. and The White Panthers which are all Cracker related groups here at Facebook that you should check out. Cracker News Broadcasting Network is read by Matt ” The Big Biscuit ” Morgan the Leader of Cracker Nation and the leaders of the above mentioned groups,. Go ahead — ask them.

Flour to the Crackers !!! We SHALL bake. !!!

 

 

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers.

 

 

The C.I.A.’ s Theory On The Da Ray Clements Murder Case.

Is THIS How It Starts?

Breaking News From CNBC  { Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp.} — The Other CNBC

Dateline : Chattanooga   Tn. July 16 , 2011

Police in Chattanooga Tennessee are on the scene of a rather gruesome murder . The Victim is DaRay Clements a member of  the local New Black Panther Party. Mr. Clements was drowned in a giant vat of melted white cheddar cheese at the local Cee Bee restaurant on Oakdale Avenue. Police as yet have no motive or perpetrator for the murder although the bizarre method of the murder would seem to point to a disgruntled member of  The Cracker Nation. When contacted by CNBC for a comment regarding this matter CLOTUS { Cracker Leader of The United States} Mr. Matt ” The Big Biscuit ” Morgan said the following ” My condolences go out to the man’s family. If it is found that a member of The Cracker Nation was responsible for this mans death I will instruct our courts to prosecute this criminal to the full extent of the law. We do NOT support unjustified  violence against anyone.” We also asked Mr. Mike Lorie of  The  American  Cracker Lovers Union — The Other A.C.L.U. for comment. Mr. Lorie replied thusly. ” While I find it difficult to believe that any member of Cracker Nation would so dumb as to murder a Black Panther in such an obvious fashion should the facts bear out that that is indeed the case the A.C.L.U. will sue the criminal and his family for every dime they have and for reparations in perpetuity. The dumb cracker would deserve everything he got.”

Stay tuned for further details as they emerge.

Reporting live for CNBC from Chattanooga , Tn.  Graham T. Wheat.

To learn more about the investigation into Mr. Clements murder click here.

Flour to the people!!! We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers.

The Havana Sugar Cartel STRIKES!! The Cute Brown Kitties and The Cubans Allied?

Breaking News !!!! Breaking News !!!!

Cracker News Broadcasting Corp The OTHER CNBC

Dateline :  Philadelphia,  Pa. July 14 , 2010

Acting on a tip from Karen ” Cracka ” Hopkins the Director of the C.I.A. Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. has launched an investigation into The News Black Panther Party.  We have uncovered a heinous plot against the American people. Normally we would not publish this story until we had ALL the facts but we feel that this plot is so dangerous the public needs to be warned IMMEDIATELY !! FOREWARNED IS FOREARMED. !!! Our Field Agents are highly suspicious that The New Black Panther Party acting out of their hatred of all things White and The Havana Sugar Cartel acting out of their hatred of America have allied themselves. The details that we currently have are below.

Flour to the Crackers!!!!

Now  go spread your crumbs around Crackers

The Great  Sugar Assassin Conspiracy Of Sweetwater Tx.

She’s beautiful , charming , sexy and DEADLY!!!

She’s A Sugar Assassin

” Havana Day Dreaming”

or

” The Havana Sugar Cartel Strikes”

In the Spring of 2010 a rather elderly but alert gentleman by the Name of Mr. Barton Park of Sweetwater , Texas began receiving,anonymously, baked goods from bakeries     all over the country. Mr.Park being a diabetic and a naturally suspicious man,and ever mindful of the extremely difficult security situation his country was facing as a result of the events of Sept.11,2001 did what all good Americans would do. He called the authorities. In this case that was the Sugar Awareness Police A.K.A., known affectionately we hope, as  the SAPS

SAP Agents in hot pursuit of a Sugar Assassin

The SAPS are Federal Agents under the direct supervision of The Cracker Nation Department Of Internal Security.The case was assigned to me as the Lead Investigator. My name is Major Dee Mentia. An investigation was launched. Preliminary field intelligence seemed to indicate that vile , despicable , nefarious terrorist group The Havana Sugar Cartel was behind the attempted assassination of Mr.Park. We have no idea why they would want to assassinate an elderly retired gentleman such as Mr.Park. I assure all citizens that we will get to the bottom of this.

What we do know of the Havana Sugar Cartel is that they employ assassins,known as Sugar Assassins,to do their dirty work. In a rather cruel and ironic twist the Sugar Assassins always use sugar in one form or another to kill their victims. Since we now know that there is a Sugar Assassin operating in the Sweetwater Tx. area we urge all citizens of Texas to be extremely vigilant!!If you should go out to dinner in the immediate future you might want to think carefully about ordering that apple pie or carrot cake.

We ask for the cooperation of the public at large in the on going investigation.If you have any information that may pertain to this investigation please feel free to call us at our toll free hot line 1-800-THE-SAPS or leave your tips in this forum as comments. Do not worry WordPress is a secure site. They have TOP SECRET or T.S.15 clearance.

WordPress has a T.S. 15 Security Rating. You needn’t be in fear.

In the coming weeks and months I will bring you up to date on past developments as well as current ones. In the meantime be——

HIGHLY VIGILANT!!!The BASTARDS are EVERYWHERE!!!

Major Dee Mentia
Lead Investigator{T.G.S.A.C.S.T.}
Area 61
Maple Sugar Country
U.S.A.

1-800-THE-SAPS

majordeementia@yahoo.com

http://www.crackernationnews.wordpress.com

” The Great  Sugar Assassin Conspiracy Of Sweetwater Texas ” and all characters ,places,plot lines , mythology or ANYTHING else even REMOTLEY associated with it are the intellectual property of Spaced Teacher D.B.A. Bea Wildered Enterprises and may not be used for ANY purposes without the express written permission of Spaced Teacher.

“The Great  Sugar Assassination Conspiracy Of Sweetwater Tx.” while obviously the victim of a great deal of literary license by the author is based on true events. This actually happened to a diabetic friend of mine. To the best of my knowledge he never did resolve the mystery. This was a cause of great concern to him. The names have been fictionalized to insure the guilty from liability be that criminal or civil and  to protect the author,me against a Sugar Assassination attempt. That damn Havana Sugar Cartel is VICIOUS!!!!

First The Craka Babies Now The Cracka Farmers !!!

Breaking News !!! Breaking News !!!      

                  CNBC { Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. } the Other CNBC

Date Line Philadelphia , Pa. July 16, 2011

Clarence ” Trash Mouth ” Hankins The Director of  Communications  for  The  New Black Panther Party  today announced a law suit against The Watermelon Growers of America. In his communique ” Trash Mouth ” said the following. ” There is an ongoing racist plot by the C.I.A. and the White watermelon growers to  market watermelons with a higher concentration of naturally found Viagra in low income predominantly Black inner city markets. The purpose of this plot is to keep inner city Black men in such a state of constant arousal that they are unable to lift themselves out of their current condition.” Trash Mouth continued his comments thusly ” If this racist plot does not stop immediately we will kill all you Cracka farmers. We are ready to rumble with you in your own fields. We demand reparations from all White farmers for partaking in this heinous racist plot against the noble Panther people “

When asked for a comment regarding ” Trash Mouth’s ” allegations  Karen ” Cracka  ” Hopkins the Director of the C.I.A. { Cracker Intelligence  Agency } just smiled and said this ” Perhaps these strong powerful intelligent Black men should just buy peaches. “

Reporting for CNBC  live from Texarkana , Tx  Bill Melon

Flour to the Crackers !!!

We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers

The Cracker Salute

Dear Fellow Crackers :

CNBC thinks that it’s time that we had our own Cracker handshake  / greeting / salute.  The Brothas have their own 37 gyration and 22 twists handshake. Crackers have their own also. It’s a very simple yet effective greeting. As follows : L hand just below left cheek , forefinger and thumb in the shape of a C , remaining three fingers sticking straight up ,a cracker of any variety in R hand when possible , a big smile on your face and a warm hello in your heart.

CNBC suggests that the next time a Brotha or Sista gives you the 37  Gyrations and 22 twists you just simply confuse them by doing the elegant and understated Cracker greeting as described above. I’m sure that the Brothas and Sistas will be confounded at  first but in no time they’ll see the humor.

Cracker Culture NOW and forever. Flour to the Crackers !!!

We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your salute Crackers.

P.S. :  Brothas and Sistas please forgive me for my good natured humor towards you guys. The Cracker Devil made me do it.

Al ” Inconvenient Facts ” Gore Upset With The Big Biscuit

  BREAKING NEWS !!   BREAKINGNEWS !!

Dateline : Nashville , Tn. Nov. 22 , 2011

 Al Gore in a statement released to CNBC today has voiced extreme displeasure with ALL of the following people Matt ” The Big Biscuit ” Morgan the creator of the Facebook group Cracker Nation , yours truly of CNBC , Mike Florey of The American Cracker Lovers Union — The OTHER A.C.L.U. Facebook group , and Karen ” Cracka ” Hopkins of The Cracker Intelligence Agency Facebook group. It seems that these folks and their group members and readers are causing so much laughter around the internet thus releasing extremely high levels of carbon dioxide that Al is worried that the sky is going to fall.

Acting on complaints from The New Black Panther Party that this is a racist plot by this group of Crackas  and the advice of  the Global one himself  Attorney General Eric Holder has launched a civil rights investigation.

WoW !! When I was in school I was taught that Chicken Little was the cause of this problem. Who knew this small group of Crackers had this kind of power? I guess the pen really is mightier than the ak 47.  How ironic that The  Black Panthers expected to go out in a hail of bullets only to have these four Crackas cave their roof in on them.  They’re very tricky Crackers indeed.

Reporting for CNBC { Cracker News Broadcasting Corp. } the OTHER CNBC  Al ” Cool Breeze ” Shore

Flour to the the Crackers !!! We SHALL bake !!!

Now go spread your crumbs around Crackers.

Inspiration for this story came from Cracker Joe Vining. Spread your crumbs around Joe.